The Official MFP Love Match Thread for Totally Not Nude People

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
    edited January 2019
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    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I want someone sturdy, unbreakable 😁

    I think @THS2HASPASSED fits your criteria Jo

    He is nice, definitely looks unbreakable.... but I think he's been matched.

  • Tankiscool
    Tankiscool Posts: 11,105 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    MistressSara wrote: »
    I missed this update. Yeah if he’s nice to the fluffers it could be a good match.

    I think he will try to eat them.

    Oh crap I already think he did. He is having "chicken" tonight.

    Everything tastes like chicken.


    Especially parrots.

    I know. Who do you think taught him how to field dress the bird? That city boy wouldn't know how to do that!
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
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    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    burlygirl91 wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I want someone sturdy, unbreakable 😁

    I think @THS2HASPASSED fits your criteria Jo

    He is nice, definitely looks unbreakable.... but I think he's been matched.

    I think @Egger29 would be a good match for you 😏
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    Like Fawkes making a show of himself in Albus' office, we rise!

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    Tired of your old Official MFP Love Match? Find yourself looking for more? Well, by golly, buy gum, begin again. Except you, @CoffeeAndContour, you're stuck with me. I wouldn't give you up for all the ramen in Koreatown!

    Why don't we start off by switching things up a bit and yanking two folks out of their love nests, slapping them together and watching sparks fly, clothing tear and sweat pour!

    @WillWorkout4Food? You may pet @nooshi713's birdy. Fly! Be free!

    So were you right and without flaw last time, or this time?

    This *kitten* right here is why yer a *kitten* Lt., Lt.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    I need to say something here, and I want it to be heard and taken seriously.

    @CoffeeAndContour, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I need to say something here, and I want it to be heard and taken seriously.

    @CoffeeAndContour, I need you. I'm a mess without you. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you, I miss being near you. I miss your laugh. I miss your scent; I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

    My Babe, never did I think I would find you, the one who “got” me, the one who always had my back and best interests at heart, the one who would finally make me understand what love feels like. You’re always on my mind, you’re always in my heart and when we aren’t together I dream of the next that will be. I yearn to be in your arms again, to create the most beautiful life with you, and to adore you as you deserve to be adored. Thank you for all that you are, you mean the absolute world to me and I am so blessed to have found you.

    Listen to me, Snookums! I am your downy blanket of emotional rescue in this cesspool of cyber porn and newd currency. Our souls were made for better than this dystopian drama; they were made to LOVE! I won’t let the stanky leg shimmer of this den of inebriate uninhibtous abandon shade our lurve, @CoffeeAndContour. You is mah woman now!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
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  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    Wait, the creator of the thread gets to match himself before everyone else????

    Niiiiiiccccee, @SwannySez
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    Wait, the creator of the thread gets to match himself before everyone else????

    Niiiiiiccccee, @SwannySez

    yeah, but his choice is bound to upset the leut. @leut_underpants I mean. He's always been sweet on @CoffeeAndContour . This is quite the love triangle that @SwannySez has created...

    *Goes to grab popcorn & a pop (yes, pop) & settles down to watch the inevitable clash*
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    empresssue wrote: »
    Wait, the creator of the thread gets to match himself before everyone else????

    Niiiiiiccccee, @SwannySez

    Have you no grasp of history? This was a match made back on page 11. I was claimed. Who am I to fight fate? Especially when I have absolutely no desire to do so? The Love Gods have smiled upon me.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    Wait, the creator of the thread gets to match himself before everyone else????

    Niiiiiiccccee, @SwannySez

    Have you no grasp of history? This was a match made back on page 11. I was claimed. Who am I to fight fate? Especially when I have absolutely no desire to do so? The Love Gods have smiled upon me.

    ... Leut probably won't care about how big Swanny's love god is ...

    FWIW, I do NOT wanna know anything about either side of this; I am definitely I that much of a quidnunc. #ThankYouVeryMuch
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    SwannySez wrote: »
    empresssue wrote: »
    Wait, the creator of the thread gets to match himself before everyone else????

    Niiiiiiccccee, @SwannySez

    Have you no grasp of history? This was a match made back on page 11. I was claimed. Who am I to fight fate? Especially when I have absolutely no desire to do so? The Love Gods have smiled upon me.

    Apparently, you have no grasp of history: I asked for a match AGES ago & got nada. Quit playing around with your love match & get back to the important work in this thread. SMH. :wink:
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    MistressSara wrote: »
    I missed this update. Yeah if he’s nice to the fluffers it could be a good match.

    I think he will try to eat them.

    Oh crap I already think he did. He is having "chicken" tonight.

    Everything tastes like chicken.


    Especially parrots.

    No they don't!
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    I missed this update. Yeah if he’s nice to the fluffers it could be a good match.

    The fluffers <3
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    MistressSara wrote: »
    I missed this update. Yeah if he’s nice to the fluffers it could be a good match.

    I think he will try to eat them.

    Oh crap I already think he did. He is having "chicken" tonight.

    Everything tastes like chicken.


    Especially parrots.

    No they don't!

    I don’t want to offend, but how do you know?

    I am assuming because they are very different in every way from chickens except the fact that they are birds. Also, many foods that people say taste like chicken, really dont taste like chicken when I have tried them.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    leut_underpants wrote: »
    Tankiscool wrote: »
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings wrote: »
    MistressSara wrote: »
    I missed this update. Yeah if he’s nice to the fluffers it could be a good match.

    I think he will try to eat them.

    Oh crap I already think he did. He is having "chicken" tonight.

    Everything tastes like chicken.


    Especially parrots.

    No they don't!

    I don’t want to offend, but how do you know?

    Phew glad someone else asked. I didn't wanna be that person.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    MistressSara wrote: »
    Just for the record, some of my chickens are adorable

    I think chickens are adorable!!

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