I'm not mean, but I dont accept male friend request!!!

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  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
    So you're a woman collector?

    Perhaps he has binders full of them...

    Pahahaha! :laugh:
    or a cellar full.....\m/
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    I'll be your friend.

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  • bethlaf
    bethlaf Posts: 954 Member
    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together

    Um... :huh:

    QFC
    Quoted for creepy...
  • nalia08
    nalia08 Posts: 252
    Epic! You all have made my day with your reply's back!
  • YogaNikki
    YogaNikki Posts: 284 Member
    I'll be your friend.

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    Nightmares for life...SO creepy!
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I wonder how many requests he sent to all the women who posted in this thread
  • candifeola
    candifeola Posts: 305 Member
    kind of ridiculous but it's your mfp do what you want
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    Good luck with that.

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  • __delete
    __delete Posts: 245 Member
    Come on ladies, he's just looking for a new workout partner.

    Seems harmless.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/868147-how-do-you-know-how-many-calories-you-burned-during-sex
  • <Creeper, I like mine whole though , not cut up like OP.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Come on ladies, he's just looking for a new workout partner.

    Seems harmless.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/868147-how-do-you-know-how-many-calories-you-burned-during-sex

    ummmm no thanks!!
  • LongIsland27itl
    LongIsland27itl Posts: 365 Member
    What a heartbreaker
  • KarmaKills
    KarmaKills Posts: 99 Member
    I thought this was a fitness site....not a dating site.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I thought this was a fitness site....not a dating site.

    It's cheaper than other dating sites
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
    I hate to sound like a jerk, but I do not like to get request from other men.....Especially the topless cats, like dude really???

    That does not motivate me, women motivate me, especially those women out there that are in great shape.

    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!

    The bold part makes you sound like a serial killer....

    LOL'd QFT
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Why make a post of it? Sounds like a "You doth protest too much" scenario.

    Ha!
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    It's ok fellas i'll accept you...shirt or no shirt :tongue:
  • I wouldn't want to be your friend anyway...Whats the matter? Afraid some guy might be bigger than you or something? :)
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
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  • Dexter is black???
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Come on ladies, he's just looking for a new workout partner.

    Seems harmless.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/868147-how-do-you-know-how-many-calories-you-burned-during-sex

    That post just made this post 10x creepier
  • eazy_
    eazy_ Posts: 516 Member
    lol I thought it was going to be a woman
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
    I hate to sound like a jerk, but I do not like to get request from other men.....Especially the topless cats, like dude really???

    That does not motivate me, women motivate me, especially those women out there that are in great shape.

    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!

    The bold part makes you sound like a serial killer....

    You can make lampshades out of their skin and potpourri holders out of their internal organs! Wonderful Christmas gifts for all those special people in your life!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    Apparently none of the women on your FL post threads of men in kilts. They are doing it wrong.

    ETA......This sentiment is incomplete without pictures. You're welcome.

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  • KarmaKills
    KarmaKills Posts: 99 Member
    LOL
  • OP get the f*** outta here. You only want women friend requests. Warning, this guy is a creeper lol.

    First and foremost, I highly doubt you will get the same level of advice from women (not that all women dont know a thing or two because I have talked to some very knowledgeable women on here) but really dude? You're not exactly hot hahahaha.

    ANyways, go on with yourself. Best of luck on your women only journey.

    +1
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!

    anyone else get a Dexter vibe from this?
  • LBNOakland
    LBNOakland Posts: 379 Member
    Your profile says you're "young, confident, cocky at times". This post makes me think you should take out that last "y" on cocky

    BWAHHHHHHAAAAA

    That was great!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    No homo?
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I think this is an encoded message. I have inserted the true meanings for each part:
    I hate to sound like a jerk, but I do not like to get request from other men.....Especially the topless cats, like dude really???
    True Meaning: PM me pictures of your manly parts! Will take partial nude pictures and send them back. I have a collection of manly xerox butt pictures to share.
    That does not motivate me, women motivate me, especially those women out there that are in great shape.
    True Meaning: PM me pictures of your manly parts! Will take partial nude pictures and send them back. I have a collection of manly xerox butt pictures to share.
    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!
    True Meaning: PM me pictures of your manly parts! Will take partial nude pictures and send them back. I have a collection of manly xerox butt pictures to share.


    So as you can see OP is just really misunderstood....... then again I could be wrong