I'm not mean, but I dont accept male friend request!!!

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Come on ladies, he's just looking for a new workout partner.

    Seems harmless.

    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/868147-how-do-you-know-how-many-calories-you-burned-during-sex

    That post just made this post 10x creepier
  • eazy_
    eazy_ Posts: 516 Member
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    lol I thought it was going to be a woman
  • Legs_McGee
    Legs_McGee Posts: 845 Member
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    I hate to sound like a jerk, but I do not like to get request from other men.....Especially the topless cats, like dude really???

    That does not motivate me, women motivate me, especially those women out there that are in great shape.

    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!

    The bold part makes you sound like a serial killer....

    You can make lampshades out of their skin and potpourri holders out of their internal organs! Wonderful Christmas gifts for all those special people in your life!
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
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    Apparently none of the women on your FL post threads of men in kilts. They are doing it wrong.

    ETA......This sentiment is incomplete without pictures. You're welcome.

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  • KarmaKills
    KarmaKills Posts: 99 Member
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    LOL
  • chadderack
    chadderack Posts: 18
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    OP get the f*** outta here. You only want women friend requests. Warning, this guy is a creeper lol.

    First and foremost, I highly doubt you will get the same level of advice from women (not that all women dont know a thing or two because I have talked to some very knowledgeable women on here) but really dude? You're not exactly hot hahahaha.

    ANyways, go on with yourself. Best of luck on your women only journey.

    +1
  • jmc0806
    jmc0806 Posts: 1,444 Member
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    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!

    anyone else get a Dexter vibe from this?
  • LBNOakland
    LBNOakland Posts: 379 Member
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    Your profile says you're "young, confident, cocky at times". This post makes me think you should take out that last "y" on cocky

    BWAHHHHHHAAAAA

    That was great!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    No homo?
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
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    I think this is an encoded message. I have inserted the true meanings for each part:
    I hate to sound like a jerk, but I do not like to get request from other men.....Especially the topless cats, like dude really???
    True Meaning: PM me pictures of your manly parts! Will take partial nude pictures and send them back. I have a collection of manly xerox butt pictures to share.
    That does not motivate me, women motivate me, especially those women out there that are in great shape.
    True Meaning: PM me pictures of your manly parts! Will take partial nude pictures and send them back. I have a collection of manly xerox butt pictures to share.
    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!
    True Meaning: PM me pictures of your manly parts! Will take partial nude pictures and send them back. I have a collection of manly xerox butt pictures to share.


    So as you can see OP is just really misunderstood....... then again I could be wrong
  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
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    I'll be your friend.

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Apparently none of the women on your FL post threads of men in kilts. They are doing it wrong.

    ETA......This sentiment is incomplete without pictures. You're welcome.

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    I heart you so hard right now, Bean :love:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    Apparently none of the women on your FL post threads of men in kilts. They are doing it wrong.

    ETA......This sentiment is incomplete without pictures. You're welcome.

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    paen1024x768.jpg

    the-edinburgh-festival1.JPG

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
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    Wow I see a lot of sensitive cats out here.....I have to say I have seen some funny comments as well..
    Homophobic? ?? Absolutely not.....I just don't want any male friends on mfp.....I think someone said I was a woman collector....I like that one....

    To answer some of u clowns that asked I posted this because I keep getting req!!!! Any smart person would understand that. ..

    Sensitive mofos....some funny tho

    Ummm....THAT was just said.....:huh:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Wow I see a lot of sensitive cats out here.....I have to say I have seen some funny comments as well..
    Homophobic? ?? Absolutely not.....I just don't want any male friends on mfp.....I think someone said I was a woman collector....I like that one....

    To answer some of u clowns that asked I posted this because I keep getting req!!!! Any smart person would understand that. ..

    Sensitive mofos....some funny tho

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  • AmykinsCatfood
    AmykinsCatfood Posts: 599 Member
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    I hate to sound like a jerk, but I do not like to get request from other men.....Especially the topless cats, like dude really???

    That does not motivate me, women motivate me, especially those women out there that are in great shape.

    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!

    The bold part makes you sound like a serial killer....

    OMG. SO MUCH WIN
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
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    Wow I see a lot of sensitive cats out here.....I have to say I have seen some funny comments as well..
    Homophobic? ?? Absolutely not.....I just don't want any male friends on mfp.....I think someone said I was a woman collector....I like that one....

    To answer some of u clowns that asked I posted this because I keep getting req!!!! Any smart person would understand that. ..

    Sensitive mofos....some funny tho

    What are the odds that any of those guys even see this topic? You didn't do yourself any favors (that's putting it lightly).
  • amluvstld
    amluvstld Posts: 212
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    Apparently none of the women on your FL post threads of men in kilts. They are doing it wrong.

    ETA......This sentiment is incomplete without pictures. You're welcome.

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    184155072233505544_nfLUAQIh_c.jpg

    paen1024x768.jpg

    the-edinburgh-festival1.JPG

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    Hot damn I love kilts.
  • megsi474
    megsi474 Posts: 370 Member
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    Are you posting this from 1955? Who uses the word "cats" as a euphemism for men?
  • LBNOakland
    LBNOakland Posts: 379 Member
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    The MFP boys are taking a beating today.

    What is the other thread? I haven't found it. :tongue:

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