I'm not mean, but I dont accept male friend request!!!

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  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
    I'll be your friend.

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    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Apparently none of the women on your FL post threads of men in kilts. They are doing it wrong.

    ETA......This sentiment is incomplete without pictures. You're welcome.

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    I heart you so hard right now, Bean :love:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Apparently none of the women on your FL post threads of men in kilts. They are doing it wrong.

    ETA......This sentiment is incomplete without pictures. You're welcome.

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  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Wow I see a lot of sensitive cats out here.....I have to say I have seen some funny comments as well..
    Homophobic? ?? Absolutely not.....I just don't want any male friends on mfp.....I think someone said I was a woman collector....I like that one....

    To answer some of u clowns that asked I posted this because I keep getting req!!!! Any smart person would understand that. ..

    Sensitive mofos....some funny tho

    Ummm....THAT was just said.....:huh:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    Wow I see a lot of sensitive cats out here.....I have to say I have seen some funny comments as well..
    Homophobic? ?? Absolutely not.....I just don't want any male friends on mfp.....I think someone said I was a woman collector....I like that one....

    To answer some of u clowns that asked I posted this because I keep getting req!!!! Any smart person would understand that. ..

    Sensitive mofos....some funny tho

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  • AmykinsCatfood
    AmykinsCatfood Posts: 599 Member
    I hate to sound like a jerk, but I do not like to get request from other men.....Especially the topless cats, like dude really???

    That does not motivate me, women motivate me, especially those women out there that are in great shape.

    It amazes me to see women cut up, they dont even have to be cut up, I just appreciate the female anatomy all together, and looking at them makes me want to get my body back into top shape, not another guy!!!

    The bold part makes you sound like a serial killer....

    OMG. SO MUCH WIN
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    Wow I see a lot of sensitive cats out here.....I have to say I have seen some funny comments as well..
    Homophobic? ?? Absolutely not.....I just don't want any male friends on mfp.....I think someone said I was a woman collector....I like that one....

    To answer some of u clowns that asked I posted this because I keep getting req!!!! Any smart person would understand that. ..

    Sensitive mofos....some funny tho

    What are the odds that any of those guys even see this topic? You didn't do yourself any favors (that's putting it lightly).
  • amluvstld
    amluvstld Posts: 212
    Apparently none of the women on your FL post threads of men in kilts. They are doing it wrong.

    ETA......This sentiment is incomplete without pictures. You're welcome.

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    Hot damn I love kilts.
  • megsi474
    megsi474 Posts: 370 Member
    Are you posting this from 1955? Who uses the word "cats" as a euphemism for men?
  • LBNOakland
    LBNOakland Posts: 379 Member
    The MFP boys are taking a beating today.

    What is the other thread? I haven't found it. :tongue:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    "Yo sup mami, here's my friend request. A/S/L gurl you look fuoine hit me up on KiK"
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    You might be able to collect more women if you uploaded a better pic. On the job, in uniform, delivering a pizza isn't gonna win a lot of hearts. And all the hep cats love pizza.
  • MzManiak
    MzManiak Posts: 1,361 Member
    "Yo sup mami, here's my friend request. A/S/L gurl you look fuoine hit me up on KiK"

    Way too much of that was spelled correctly. Also, you used punctuation. OP is not there yet. :laugh:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Given that I just read a post about why man bits are ugly (which totally convinced me, by the way), I kinda get this now. Since we're on the same side of the issue, we should be friends bro. FR TOTES SENT!
  • chill yo, he said cats because you can't say n***a'..a least not here, too many cr****r's.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    "y0 s@p mami, h3r3s mah fr8nd r3Qu3st. A/S/L gurl u l00K fuOIN3 h1t m3 u7 on KiK"

    Way too much of that was spelled correctly. Also, you used punctuation. OP is not there yet. :laugh:

    fixed :-p
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    The MFP boys are taking a beating today.

    What is the other thread? I haven't found it. :tongue:

    a post about why "man bits" are ugly but the thread has been deleted
  • __delete
    __delete Posts: 245 Member
    "y0 s@p mami, h3r3s mah fr8nd r3Qu3st. A/S/L gurl u l00K fuOIN3 h1t m3 u7 on KiK"

    Way too much of that was spelled correctly. Also, you used punctuation. OP is not there yet. :laugh:

    fixed :-p

    Naw. He is no h4x0r either.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
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  • LBNOakland
    LBNOakland Posts: 379 Member
    The MFP boys are taking a beating today.

    What is the other thread? I haven't found it. :tongue:

    a post about why "man bits" are ugly but the thread has been deleted

    :sad: I missed it!!
  • louisegibbs85
    louisegibbs85 Posts: 304 Member
    Norman Bates prefered woman to stop at his hotel because he liked woman cut up too ......ummm
  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
    Are you posting this from 1955? Who uses the word "cats" as a euphemism for men?
    can someone post a pic of a cat.. I am at work and can not
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    can someone post a pic of a cat.. I am at work and can not

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  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    can someone post a pic of a cat.. I am at work and can not

    if not topless cats...


    HOW ABOUT TOP CAT?
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  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    Brah you sent me the friend request first.
  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
    thank you for the cat pic
    instead of a topless profile I have a dog and cat.. Now can I be your friend.
  • Tinyfigure
    Tinyfigure Posts: 575 Member
    I accept male friend request. And female ones too! :)
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    The MFP boys are taking a beating today.
    Oh. You have NO idea!

    No. Wait.

    I meant. . .
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    can someone post a pic of a cat.. I am at work and can not

    if not topless cats...


    HOW ABOUT TOP CAT?
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    i like what you did there.
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
    Why make a post of it? Sounds like a "You doth protest too much" scenario.

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    Awesome!!!!!