I keep getting asked in PMs (PRIVATE MESSAGES, not the other kinda PMs ya big, sick ol' pervadelics!) about Secret Groups. Some of the questions I am asked:
- What are these mysterious conclaves?
- Who's in them?
- When did they start?
- Why did they start?
- What do they do?
- Are you in any?
- Does anything really go?
- Do you trust them?
- Did you show your naughty bits in one (or more!)?
- Were they created by aliens
- Is Elvis in one?
- Can they commune with any and all gods, foreign and domestic?
- Would you join if asked?
- If you declined, why?
- Have you no decency, sir?
- Won't you be my neighbor?
So I put it to you: the people of MFP. Let's get down and dirty about these crevices in the cellars of MFP.
