Secret Groups and YOU! An MFP Dialogue

SwannySez
SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
in Chit-Chat
I keep getting asked in PMs (PRIVATE MESSAGES, not the other kinda PMs ya big, sick ol' pervadelics!) about Secret Groups. Some of the questions I am asked:
  • What are these mysterious conclaves?
  • Who's in them?
  • When did they start?
  • Why did they start?
  • What do they do?
  • Are you in any?
  • Does anything really go?
  • Do you trust them?
  • Did you show your naughty bits in one (or more!)?
  • Were they created by aliens
  • Is Elvis in one?
  • Can they commune with any and all gods, foreign and domestic?
  • Would you join if asked?
  • If you declined, why?
  • Have you no decency, sir?
  • Won't you be my neighbor?
So I put it to you: the people of MFP. Let's get down and dirty about these crevices in the cellars of MFP.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    wait.

    There are 'groups' ?

    really ??
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    I heard pac and biggie are in one too- they cool again beef squashed and all - it’s so awesome- tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan are on the short list for that group I’ve heard but still so many hoops to jump thru - I really hope they make it
  • NotSo_LittleRichard
    NotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 1,004 Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I heard pac and biggie are in one too- they cool again beef squashed and all - it’s so awesome- tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan are on the short list for that group I’ve heard but still so many hoops to jump thru - I really hope they make it

    I don't think Nancy can do much jumping these days
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    NotSo_LittleRichard wrote: »
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I heard pac and biggie are in one too- they cool again beef squashed and all - it’s so awesome- tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan are on the short list for that group I’ve heard but still so many hoops to jump thru - I really hope they make it

    I don't think Nancy can do much jumping these days

    Good point - perhaps she just steps thru each hoop very carefully- but gets thru the hoop all the same - I wonder if she’s the reason the havent made the cut - not being able to jump and all.....
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I will track down each and every "woo"-er. There will be NO MERCY!

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    And what will you do when you find them?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    JustPassingTime wrote: »
    I'm in secret group..... It's fun. We talk about people all the time and laugh about it then We woo them.
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    OMG ME TOO! I am in no less than 39 Double Secret Ultra Private Completely Exclusive You Can't Join Club groups. Of course, I will never admit to whether or not we are in any of the same groups, but *wink wink* WE know.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    edited April 2019
    rabble rousing,*kitten* stirring, matchmaking, rumor mongerer. do more
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I will track down each and every "woo"-er. There will be NO MERCY!

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    And what will you do when you find them?

    If you were part of the secret club you would already know the answer.

    DUDE! Ixnay on the oupgray alkingtay.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    rabble rousing,*kitten* stirring, matchmaking, rumor mongerer. do more

    There is a group where you can be not-so-secretly in love with me.
  • Cassandraw3
    Cassandraw3 Posts: 1,214 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    Cassandraw3 wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I will track down each and every "woo"-er. There will be NO MERCY!

    xwmd7fx95fl3.png

    And what will you do when you find them?

    If you were part of the secret club you would already know the answer.

    *sigh* I'm never cool enough to get invited.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    FeelinFooFoo wrote: »
    I'm in the Ultra Cool Excellent Group and it's only for Ultra Cool Excellent People.

    We have secret codes and Everything. It's excellent and cool.

    um... I'm in that group and I haven't seen YOU in there. What's your member ID?

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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    These things are a farce made up to confuse us commoners. I am sure of it

    No. They're real. I started one myself. Well, actually more than one. You should join us. Well... "us" might not be accurate YET. But it will be as soon as someone joins.

    This invite sounds like the equivalent of puppies in a windowless van. I'm in!!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    These things are a farce made up to confuse us commoners. I am sure of it

    No. They're real. I started one myself. Well, actually more than one. You should join us. Well... "us" might not be accurate YET. But it will be as soon as someone joins.

    This invite sounds like the equivalent of puppies in a windowless van. I'm in!!

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  • mbaker566
    mbaker566 Posts: 11,233 Member
    but if it's a secret? how did you find out
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    newmeadow wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I am disgusted by the people "woo"-ing this thread. HOW DARE YOU!

    I really wanted to woo this but I gave it up for Lent.
    My understanding of the "Woo" was to mark and quantify that an individual's post had been copied and was currently being ridiculed in a private group. Is my understanding incorrect?

    OMG. I wasn't aware. Which private group is doing this and do they do it to me?

    Sure they do -- you can see your total number of woos here: https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/profile/notifications , but you'll need MFP Premium to find who's using your threads and in which groups.
  • newmeadow
    newmeadow Posts: 1,295 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    standenvernet wrote: »
    newmeadow wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I am disgusted by the people "woo"-ing this thread. HOW DARE YOU!

    I really wanted to woo this but I gave it up for Lent.
    My understanding of the "Woo" was to mark and quantify that an individual's post had been copied and was currently being ridiculed in a private group. Is my understanding incorrect?

    OMG. I wasn't aware. Which private group is doing this and do they do it to me?

    Sure they do -- you can see your total number of woos here: https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/profile/notifications , but you'll need MFP Premium to find who's using your threads and in which groups.

    I know I have a wicked lot of woos. But someone declared recently that woos are positive so great! Also I didn't know Premium members got such perks. I'll have to check the limits on my credit card and go sign up!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    There is one group here. Full of ladies. Who out the MFP dawgs. And there may or may not be information sent to them shared with the group. Exposing the men for who they really are.

    This explains a lot. Most notably why half of my female friends deleted me on the same day...

    This also explains why so many ladies here call me "Tiny".

    This made me lol

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