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Secret Groups and YOU! An MFP Dialogue

SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,659Member Member Posts: 5,659Member Member
I keep getting asked in PMs (PRIVATE MESSAGES, not the other kinda PMs ya big, sick ol' pervadelics!) about Secret Groups. Some of the questions I am asked:
  • What are these mysterious conclaves?
  • Who's in them?
  • When did they start?
  • Why did they start?
  • What do they do?
  • Are you in any?
  • Does anything really go?
  • Do you trust them?
  • Did you show your naughty bits in one (or more!)?
  • Were they created by aliens
  • Is Elvis in one?
  • Can they commune with any and all gods, foreign and domestic?
  • Would you join if asked?
  • If you declined, why?
  • Have you no decency, sir?
  • Won't you be my neighbor?
So I put it to you: the people of MFP. Let's get down and dirty about these crevices in the cellars of MFP.
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  • MotorsheenMotorsheen Posts: 14,579Member Member Posts: 14,579Member Member
    wait.

    There are 'groups' ?

    really ??
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,252Member Member Posts: 7,252Member Member
    I heard pac and biggie are in one too- they cool again beef squashed and all - it’s so awesome- tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan are on the short list for that group I’ve heard but still so many hoops to jump thru - I really hope they make it
  • NotSo_LittleRichardNotSo_LittleRichard Posts: 996Member Member Posts: 996Member Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I heard pac and biggie are in one too- they cool again beef squashed and all - it’s so awesome- tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan are on the short list for that group I’ve heard but still so many hoops to jump thru - I really hope they make it

    I don't think Nancy can do much jumping these days
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,252Member Member Posts: 7,252Member Member
    Cowsfan1 wrote: »
    I heard pac and biggie are in one too- they cool again beef squashed and all - it’s so awesome- tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan are on the short list for that group I’ve heard but still so many hoops to jump thru - I really hope they make it

    I don't think Nancy can do much jumping these days

    Good point - perhaps she just steps thru each hoop very carefully- but gets thru the hoop all the same - I wonder if she’s the reason the havent made the cut - not being able to jump and all.....
  • Cassandraw3Cassandraw3 Posts: 990Member Member Posts: 990Member Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I will track down each and every "woo"-er. There will be NO MERCY!

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    And what will you do when you find them?
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,659Member Member Posts: 5,659Member Member
    I'm in secret group..... It's fun. We talk about people all the time and laugh about it then We woo them.
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    OMG ME TOO! I am in no less than 39 Double Secret Ultra Private Completely Exclusive You Can't Join Club groups. Of course, I will never admit to whether or not we are in any of the same groups, but *wink wink* WE know.
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 3,754Member Member Posts: 3,754Member Member
    rabble rousing,*kitten* stirring, matchmaking, rumor mongerer. do more
    edited April 1
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,659Member Member Posts: 5,659Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I will track down each and every "woo"-er. There will be NO MERCY!

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    And what will you do when you find them?

    If you were part of the secret club you would already know the answer.

    DUDE! Ixnay on the oupgray alkingtay.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,659Member Member Posts: 5,659Member Member
    rabble rousing,*kitten* stirring, matchmaking, rumor mongerer. do more

    There is a group where you can be not-so-secretly in love with me.
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,220Member Member Posts: 3,220Member Member
    I'm in the Ultra Cool Excellent Group and it's only for Ultra Cool Excellent People.

    We have secret codes and Everything. It's excellent and cool.
  • Cassandraw3Cassandraw3 Posts: 990Member Member Posts: 990Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I will track down each and every "woo"-er. There will be NO MERCY!

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    And what will you do when you find them?

    If you were part of the secret club you would already know the answer.

    *sigh* I'm never cool enough to get invited.
  • SwannySezSwannySez Posts: 5,659Member Member Posts: 5,659Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    I'm in the Ultra Cool Excellent Group and it's only for Ultra Cool Excellent People.

    We have secret codes and Everything. It's excellent and cool.

    um... I'm in that group and I haven't seen YOU in there. What's your member ID?

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  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,220Member Member Posts: 3,220Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    I'm in the Ultra Cool Excellent Group and it's only for Ultra Cool Excellent People.

    We have secret codes and Everything. It's excellent and cool.

    um... I'm in that group and I haven't seen YOU in there. What's your member ID?

    Baboom Tish! 101 88901110#

    You know !
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  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,220Member Member Posts: 3,220Member Member
    The Super Duper Cool Gang. Now THATS a hard one to get into. I heard they have secret thumb shakes. Pppft. Will I ever get in that gang?

    The MFP mafia. Now I shouldn't even be talking about it. Let's just stop there. Phew.

    😎☻👻
  • pudgy1977pudgy1977 Posts: 13,509Member Member Posts: 13,509Member Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    These things are a farce made up to confuse us commoners. I am sure of it

    No. They're real. I started one myself. Well, actually more than one. You should join us. Well... "us" might not be accurate YET. But it will be as soon as someone joins.

    This invite sounds like the equivalent of puppies in a windowless van. I'm in!!
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