what stupid things have done while drunk???

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  • capnrus789
    capnrus789 Posts: 2,736 Member
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    Nothing. I've never done anything stupid while drunk.
  • otter090812
    otter090812 Posts: 380 Member
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    So, so many things. A few highlights (and, no, I'm not proud of these):

    Walked along the top of the wall of a bridge over a railway.
    Climbed three storeys of scaffolding.
    Tried to pee in my friend's dining room, thinking I was in the bathroom, and then shouted 'don't patronise me!' at my husband when he tried to tell me I was doing it wrong.
    Got together with my husband (OK, that one turned out alright)

    Edit: forgot - went to a GCSE science exam still drunk from the night before and threw up in the science room sink.
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
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    I told some random woman on a Cruise ship that she had "Bodacious Ta Tas"! Yes a direct quote! Then got stuck with her in an elevator the next day while nursing my hangover. So embarrassing! There is a good reason I don't do much heavy drinking!
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    Well, I used to be a dj, so those stories while quite good, cannot be recounted here.

    I will tell you that certain orifices have an amazing capacity to stretch.

    Went camping once and got proper pissed. One of us chopped down a tree with my camping shovel, while the rest of us played tag with m80s.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    I talk and think I'm making perfect sense. I also dance as if I can.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
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    Got married.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    True Story!
  • amw5471
    amw5471 Posts: 111 Member
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    I regularly develop an alter ego(She's a christmas tree farm heiress).

    I have also come home to my college apartment with a mattress.

    Smartest thing I do while drunk: take naps in Taco Bell.
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
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    I make nothing but good decisions when I'm drunk.

    Like making out with random people, picking up trannies and falling into things.
  • ChasingMyBliss
    ChasingMyBliss Posts: 803 Member
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    Where do I even begin??? I'll go the most recent escapade, so recently ventured to the pub with mates for a few cold ones and to check out the strippers that were on, this turned into a few to many, then way to many. So I was on my way to the bathroom when I noticed the door to the change room was open! So I made the intelligent decision to "change into something more comfortable" then proceeded to run back thru the pub, up on top of the bar, out the front door and thru the drive thru. Most thought it was a hoot (some of the ladies didn't want it to end) but the pub owner wasn't so pleased and gave me a lifetime ban!

    So there's one tho I have done more stupid things whilst drunk than I can remember.

    This was by far the funniest post I found on here! Way to let your freak flag fly!! :laugh: :drinker: :noway:
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting
  • tmpecus78
    tmpecus78 Posts: 1,206 Member
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    I make nothing but good decisions when I'm drunk.

    Like making out with random people, picking up trannies and falling into things.

    da ****? :huh: :embarassed: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BlueAngelChar
    BlueAngelChar Posts: 1,364 Member
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    got the front of my dress stuck to the ice bar , thus pulling it down and flashing a pub full of rugby players on a stag!! I thought it would be a good idea to try and stick myself to the ice!! CRASH AND BURN!!! :blushing: :blushing:
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    Oh, here's one I can recount.

    Got drunk at a local casino and traded witticisms back and forth with Sinbad (the comedian) while shooting whiskey and tuaca. Then proceeded to go a driving range and go through two large buckets of balls, naked. Best golfing I've done in my life too. Luckily because of the DJ thing, no cops called, several numbers received.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
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    hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

    Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,289 Member
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    hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

    Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

    Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy :wink:
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

    Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

    Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy :wink:

    You are welcome to drunk text me anytime. 867-5309 :laugh:
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

    Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

    Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy :wink:

    You are welcome to drunk text me anytime. 867-5309 :laugh:
    Hello Jenny
  • BigBellyGoAway
    BigBellyGoAway Posts: 781 Member
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    hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

    Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

    Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy :wink:

    You are welcome to drunk text me anytime. 867-5309 :laugh:
    Hello Jenny

    OMG! How did you know my real name???? :bigsmile:
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
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    hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

    Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

    Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy :wink:

    You are welcome to drunk text me anytime. 867-5309 :laugh:
    Hello Jenny

    OMG! How did you know my real name???? :bigsmile:
    I'm not sure I believe that name either! :noway:

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