what stupid things have done while drunk???

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  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    My first time getting drunk was when I was 25. I was in a different town/state for a friends wedding. The bridal party was staying at a rented apartment. I was the only one who stayed there the previous night. The wedding ends, I am trashed, and the party bus is trying to take us to the apartment and I have no idea where it is, what it is called, how to get it to it etc. I ended up interrupting my buddy's honeymoon action to get the address. And I lost my shoes and accidentally mooned a kid (the mooning was on purpose bud didn't think there would be any kids out/awake at that time.
  • Run_Forever
    Run_Forever Posts: 147 Member
    Just ask everybody on my friends list...lol.

    The stupidest thing I ever did was back in high school. I came home super drunk went to bed in my room and 2 hours later was woken up by my sister asking me what I was doing in her bed. To this day I have no idea how I ended up in her bed...and no, I didn't try to do anything for all those wondering.
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I don't remember.
  • bubblygoldfish
    bubblygoldfish Posts: 215 Member
    Oh boy, I am so going to plead the 5th on this one...
  • Run_Forever
    Run_Forever Posts: 147 Member
    I don't remember.

    Sure...lol
  • TheVimFuego
    TheVimFuego Posts: 2,412 Member
    I guess piloting that 767 yesterday was a marginal lapse in judgement, we seemed to get down eventually though.
  • ZeeShay
    ZeeShay Posts: 1,132 Member
    haha I tried to pee in my friends washer... thought it was the bathroom
  • MichaelESCORCIA
    MichaelESCORCIA Posts: 12 Member
    Sat in my hot-tub for 4+ hours singing Lion King songs at the top of my lungs... Kept drinking

    Next morning woke up in a cold tub, pruned, and skin red and sensitive from the hot water.

    Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    I have vague memories of crawling across lawns and lots of vomiting.
    I did bend the frame on one of my cars because I tried not to hit a rabbit, and hit a big concrete road separator instead.
  • thefragile7393
    thefragile7393 Posts: 102 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.

    LOLOL!
    Yeah that is pretty much me too...glad I don't do that anymore
  • Cait_Sidhe
    Cait_Sidhe Posts: 3,150 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.
    ^^^ That. Definitely that. Wouldn't even know where to start.
  • thefragile7393
    thefragile7393 Posts: 102 Member
    haha I tried to pee in my friends washer... thought it was the bathroom
    ROFL!
    I had a drunk at work who did..kind of that, not in a washer though. He thought he was in the bathroom and in actually he was in the corner by the supervisor's office and I didn't get to him in time. It went all over the floor and under the door to the supervisor's office and I had to clean up both areas....oddly our lovely housekeeping dept refuses to do that.
  • Kittyvicious1
    Kittyvicious1 Posts: 190 Member
    jumped out of a moving car 35mph, stoled the neighbors raft on the second floor balcony and went rafting in thier pool with friends, called the PD squat team on my friends house, went to class and took an exam amazingly did pretty well. yeah pretty drunk Im sure there is more can not seem to remember those.
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
    I once got very drunk in Africa, had a conversation with a cockroach and nearly got kidnapped by two Nigerians who promised to show me some hippos.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Race someone through a 200 yard minefield while carrying all my combat gear.
  • traceyjj
    traceyjj Posts: 406 Member
    I cant remember most of mine, but a couple of weeks ago my 22 year old son (who is normally VERY sensible) came back from an RAF base party with one of his fingers bandaged, and blood still seeping from an incident the previous evening. It turns out that he tried to stop an air raid siren blade with his finger... spinning metal blade vs flesh... hmm not a good idea son.
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    Race someone through a 200 yard minefield while carrying all my combat gear.

    This guy wins. lol
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.
    ^^^ That. Definitely that. Wouldn't even know where to start.
    ditto:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • nomoredoughnuts
    nomoredoughnuts Posts: 130 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.

    THIS!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.

    THIS!

    yep! Me too.
  • Maidofmer
    Maidofmer Posts: 908 Member
    which time? think at my drunkest.... I couldn't find my house.
  • alyngard
    alyngard Posts: 103
    The night started out as a work event to a baseball game. I know I ended up at the bar in the stadium. Apparently I was dancing on the bar top (yes with all my coworkers present). My friend and I got a ride home from a fellow co worker, who I vaguely remember giving a back massage to while he was driving (which isn't all that strange except I really disliked the guy normally). I ended up crashing on my friend's couch, she had just moved to a new house (I had not slept at her new place before). I woke up to go to the bathroom and I went to where the bathroom was (but in her old place), unfortunately, the location in her new place was actually the kitchen. I used the trashcan, but there wasn't trash in there (it was full of her grilling tools). I woke up the next day naked, with a trail of clothes from the living room to the kitchen. I unfortunately didn't put two and two together, so it was her sister who found my "gift"....it wasn't just pee!!

    Don't worry, I bought her new equipment for her grill :laugh:
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    Eat like 4 chili cheese dogs from "pinks" in Los Angeles. Drove there because the "dogs" called me
  • blah2989
    blah2989 Posts: 338 Member
    Pismo beach, night fall. Asked my friend if she wanted to streak across the beach. ( she was drunk, not as drunk) She said she would if I would and of course I stripped, then she did, we ran up to her bf who was at the shoreline and started kissing him. ( And yeah there were a few ppl out). We were so stupid we my friend & I put the blanket around us, had her bf carry our clothes and we walked back to the hotel. He got there first, and we wondered how, then we remembered we drove there. So stupid. Definitely one of the craziest things Ive done.
  • QueenE_
    QueenE_ Posts: 522 Member
    Those were the darkest years of my life. Nothing funny came out of them but I do have a lot of regrets. I'm no fun. :smile:
  • Nicolee_2014
    Nicolee_2014 Posts: 1,572 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.

    LOLOL!
    Yeah that is pretty much me too...glad I don't do that anymore

    Ditto!
  • Skeletor666
    Skeletor666 Posts: 41 Member
    Talked to a female that was 7/10 looks wise, never again. damn alcohol reducing my inhibitions/
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Went on a very important job interview still drunk from the night before and feeling sick, and excused myself every few minutes to go puke in the bathroom sink. The boss thought I had the flu and was extremely dedicated to show up anyway, I somehow managed to get hired.

    Walked a beach unbeknownst to me at the time, in full view of late evening traffic completely naked from the waist down, because apparently I decided to attempt to pee, lost my balance, wet my pants and thought it was a good idea to just throw em out. It was at least a 10 min walk to my friends car. :blushing:

    Drunk dialing the exes. Oy.

    The one night my friend and I were puking side by side and a pack of smokes fell out his pocket, and I yelled out (and fully believed) "Dude, you just puked a pack of cigarettes OMG".

    And probably one of the most mortifying was me drunk and rolling around on my Grandmother's bathroom floor yelling out that I wanted peen.

    Everything else I pretty much either don't remember or details have been spared by the people who were with me to witness it thank goodness.
  • Katey12891
    Katey12891 Posts: 41 Member
    My childhood friend drove home drunk a few nights ago and drove his car into a river. He was found last night :(

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