what stupid things have done while drunk???

capnrus789

Nothing. I've never done anything stupid while drunk.

otter090812

So, so many things. A few highlights (and, no, I'm not proud of these):

Walked along the top of the wall of a bridge over a railway.
Climbed three storeys of scaffolding.
Tried to pee in my friend's dining room, thinking I was in the bathroom, and then shouted 'don't patronise me!' at my husband when he tried to tell me I was doing it wrong.
Got together with my husband (OK, that one turned out alright)

Edit: forgot - went to a GCSE science exam still drunk from the night before and threw up in the science room sink.

ChasingMyBliss

I told some random woman on a Cruise ship that she had "Bodacious Ta Tas"! Yes a direct quote! Then got stuck with her in an elevator the next day while nursing my hangover. So embarrassing! There is a good reason I don't do much heavy drinking!

dbmata

Well, I used to be a dj, so those stories while quite good, cannot be recounted here.

I will tell you that certain orifices have an amazing capacity to stretch.

Went camping once and got proper pissed. One of us chopped down a tree with my camping shovel, while the rest of us played tag with m80s.

Mia_RagazzaTosta

I talk and think I'm making perfect sense. I also dance as if I can.

summertime_girl

Got married.

IPAkiller

True Story!

amw5471

I regularly develop an alter ego(She's a christmas tree farm heiress).

I have also come home to my college apartment with a mattress.

Smartest thing I do while drunk: take naps in Taco Bell.

Iceberg_Simpson

I make nothing but good decisions when I'm drunk.

Like making out with random people, picking up trannies and falling into things.

ChasingMyBliss

Where do I even begin??? I'll go the most recent escapade, so recently ventured to the pub with mates for a few cold ones and to check out the strippers that were on, this turned into a few to many, then way to many. So I was on my way to the bathroom when I noticed the door to the change room was open! So I made the intelligent decision to "change into something more comfortable" then proceeded to run back thru the pub, up on top of the bar, out the front door and thru the drive thru. Most thought it was a hoot (some of the ladies didn't want it to end) but the pub owner wasn't so pleased and gave me a lifetime ban!

So there's one tho I have done more stupid things whilst drunk than I can remember.

This was by far the funniest post I found on here! Way to let your freak flag fly!! :laugh: :drinker: :noway:

jenbit

hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

tmpecus78

I make nothing but good decisions when I'm drunk.

Like making out with random people, picking up trannies and falling into things.

da ****? :huh: :embarassed: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

BlueAngelChar

got the front of my dress stuck to the ice bar , thus pulling it down and flashing a pub full of rugby players on a stag!! I thought it would be a good idea to try and stick myself to the ice!! CRASH AND BURN!!! :blushing: :blushing:

dbmata

Oh, here's one I can recount.

Got drunk at a local casino and traded witticisms back and forth with Sinbad (the comedian) while shooting whiskey and tuaca. Then proceeded to go a driving range and go through two large buckets of balls, naked. Best golfing I've done in my life too. Luckily because of the DJ thing, no cops called, several numbers received.

dbmata

hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

jenbit

hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy

BigBellyGoAway

hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy

You are welcome to drunk text me anytime. 867-5309 :laugh:

ItsMeGee3

hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy

You are welcome to drunk text me anytime. 867-5309 :laugh:

Hello Jenny

BigBellyGoAway

hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy

You are welcome to drunk text me anytime. 867-5309 :laugh:

Hello Jenny

OMG! How did you know my real name???? :bigsmile:

ItsMeGee3

hmm apperantly I'm an innocent while drinking .. The worst thing I've ever done was drunk texting

Ever drunk text your mom? Oh man. That's funny.

Nope only my cousin or the occasional guy

You are welcome to drunk text me anytime. 867-5309 :laugh:

Hello Jenny

OMG! How did you know my real name???? :bigsmile:

I'm not sure I believe that name either! :noway:

smantha32

bump-o-rama

BiancaMarie819

Stole three bottles of jack daniels from a bar.

darkrose20

cried about my past with my best friend while vomiting...thus ruining a perfectly good girls night in.

Yeah....never drink when you're depressed/sad. Makes things worse.