what stupid things have done while drunk???

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  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    banged my friends mom….whoops…!

    ETA - this was back in my 20's lol


    :huh: :noway:

    your a cougar chaser :laugh: :bigsmile:

    honestly I don't really remember who chased who ..damn tequila!

    :laugh: :laugh: that's acceptable tequila is a very sneaky little drink :drinker:

    when I drink tequila I have to be picked up off the floor, the ground, the stairs, carried in the house ....you get the point :laugh: it's a sneaky one
  • JenniTheVeggie
    JenniTheVeggie Posts: 2,474 Member
    Oh god....most recently......it involved a guy dressed like Chris Farley and I don't know if I even remember or can explain. Still trying to make people forget that.
  • cowgirlqueen
    cowgirlqueen Posts: 466 Member
    I don't remember personally, but I got told I was vomiting petals, so apparently I was eating flowers.

    :laugh: :laugh: that's good stuff right there :laugh:
    was playing pool and shot the cue ball off the table and it rolled out the door and into the street. I promptly chased after it and used the stick to point it in the street to try and get it, kept giggling all night.

    like a wizard?? :laugh:
  • Ihatecoldsoup
    Ihatecoldsoup Posts: 186
    At a red light, I jumped out of the car, bolted down the street and climbed a tree so my friends couldn't find me.
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    slapped lots of *kitten* - vomited on a pair of shoes and woke up dressed in boa feathers
  • KittiePerry
    KittiePerry Posts: 133 Member
    I don't remember personally, but I got told I was vomiting petals, so apparently I was eating flowers.

    :laugh: :laugh: that's good stuff right there :laugh:
    was playing pool and shot the cue ball off the table and it rolled out the door and into the street. I promptly chased after it and used the stick to point it in the street to try and get it, kept giggling all night.

    like a wizard?? :laugh:

    Lol thanks and no xD
    I was using it to pull the ball to me since I didn't want to step into the street. I am such a giggly drunk though xD
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    Drunk MFP posting....
  • RomulanWarbird
    RomulanWarbird Posts: 230
    Uh, let's see. I tried to parkour and broke my foot then walked on it because I was too drunk to notice my broken foot. Then fell asleep in my friend's bathtub. That was just one night.

    I don't drink anymore.
  • pita7317
    pita7317 Posts: 1,437 Member
    Numerous stupid things.....sigh.
    But the funniest was taking a huge chug off a cocktail and right as I swallowed it a friend at the table said something funny and the entire swallow came squirting out of my nostrils ! Like a whale !
    Thank God, we were outside on a restaurant deck at night ! And boy, did it burn !
    Probably #1 stupid. Doing major damage to my Dad's beautiful Cadillac by kinda riding a yellow painted curb on the right side of the lane....uh tires/wheels messed up and the computer system too boot. Not cool. Yikes.
    Ok. Enough. :)
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    I can't believe I'm about to admit this...

    I got into a debate with a bunch of fellow drunks about whether or not girls can pee standing up without making a mess, so I proved it to them by heading into the bathroom, pulling my pants down, and peeing right into the toilet without a drop amiss. They all stood in awe as they watched from behind. Haha!!
  • sanzza
    sanzza Posts: 60
    Plenty on girlie nights out and i would say half of them involved cleavage competitions i.e. holding a champagne bottle between your breasts and doing a crab backwards to drink from it. i won that one and the balancing the fish bowl full of c0cktails on them, didn't quite go so well getting any of it in my mouth when i leaned back though :tongue:
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    I can't believe I'm about to admit this...

    I got into a debate with a bunch of fellow drunks about whether or not girls can pee standing up without making a mess, so I proved it to them by heading into the bathroom, pulling my pants down, and peeing right into the toilet without a drop amiss. They all stood in awe as they watched from behind. Haha!!

    OMG!!! you have 2 options now:
    1) Join a circus, or
    2) marry me!!
  • pita7317
    pita7317 Posts: 1,437 Member
    Forgot the worst.
    How about my first and only DUI at age 21, driving a Pinto Wagon in a Mink coat !
    Lol lol
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    I can't believe I'm about to admit this...

    I got into a debate with a bunch of fellow drunks about whether or not girls can pee standing up without making a mess, so I proved it to them by heading into the bathroom, pulling my pants down, and peeing right into the toilet without a drop amiss. They all stood in awe as they watched from behind. Haha!!

    OMG!!! you have 2 options now:
    1) Join a circus, or
    2) marry me!!


    Haha!! Both? How do you feel about being married to someone who performs in the circus?
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    i once woke up fully clothed, under the sheets, and with glasses and watch on..plus all the lights and tv in my room….kinda weird and it was morning lol
  • suremeansyes
    suremeansyes Posts: 962 Member
    On our honeymoon, the man and I got so drunk we couldn't remember what room we were in. Luckily we got the floor right and just stuck our key in every door until one unlocked.

    Also, different casino trip, we got super drunk and were walking through the parking lot to get to In-N-Out, he fell into a car and broke one of the side mirrors off and was trying to put it back on. LOL. I was like, "Let's get out of here!" But still totally walked to In-N-Out.
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    How much time you got...The stupidest...last St Patty's day...Bourbon St...New orleans...I managed to dance, pee, puke, and have my bare toes licked in the middle of Bourbon Street...clearly not my finest moment...oh and I got beads.... Say it with me...Ewwwwww

    HEYYY!!! No judging!! :laugh:
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    How much time you got...The stupidest...last St Patty's day...Bourbon St...New orleans...I managed to dance, pee, puke, and have my bare toes licked in the middle of Bourbon Street...clearly not my finest moment...oh and I got beads.... Say it with me...Ewwwwww

    HEYYY!!! No judging!! :laugh:

    Fun times, girly, fun times! Props ;)
  • tlcarolinagirl
    tlcarolinagirl Posts: 1,700 Member
    How much time you got...The stupidest...last St Patty's day...Bourbon St...New orleans...I managed to dance, pee, puke, and have my bare toes licked in the middle of Bourbon Street...clearly not my finest moment...oh and I got beads.... Say it with me...Ewwwwww

    HEYYY!!! No judging!! :laugh:

    Fun times, girly, fun times! Props ;)

    Props to you for peeing standing up...woohooo...get it gurrrrl!!!!! :drinker:
  • JenniCali1000
    JenniCali1000 Posts: 646 Member
    How much time you got...The stupidest...last St Patty's day...Bourbon St...New orleans...I managed to dance, pee, puke, and have my bare toes licked in the middle of Bourbon Street...clearly not my finest moment...oh and I got beads.... Say it with me...Ewwwwww

    HEYYY!!! No judging!! :laugh:

    Fun times, girly, fun times! Props ;)

    Props to you for peeing standing up...woohooo...get it gurrrrl!!!!! :drinker:

    Why exactly aren't we friends yet? Lol
  • MrsPaulSmith
    MrsPaulSmith Posts: 401 Member
    I have honestly never even been buzzed.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    I have honestly never even been buzzed.

    Multiple personalities?

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  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    A threesome but I don't think I enjoyed because of my drunk state
  • mrfreestyle
    mrfreestyle Posts: 1,293 Member
    A lot that would take forever to list
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    My husband and our best friend took me out to a restaurant after we'd been to a rather emotional wine tasting (my grandma had died the week before)...I threw bread at the other patrons and the waiter...
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    I have honestly never even been buzzed.

    Oh me neither... i usually drink myself right through that "buzzed" stage and right to drunk.
  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
    A threesome but I don't think I enjoyed because of my drunk state

    Threesome is not stupid!!
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  • eddiesmith1
    eddiesmith1 Posts: 1,550 Member
    A threesome but I don't think I enjoyed because of my drunk state

    I had one on the public grounds of the Law Library (Osgoode Hall) at midnight one year (and went back to the bar after and went home with someone else - the 70s were a little wild for me) - I think I was high though (MDA -aka the love drug- probably) not particularly drunk
    my list is insanely long though (hell my pre-21 list is insanely long and it's only gotten much much longer - hanging out with artists and musicians all the time will do that)
  • beckyboooo87x
    beckyboooo87x Posts: 173 Member
    Walking through my local park in pitch black and walked strait into the pond.. I smelt like a rotten egg...
    And me and my mate decided to nick my kids electric cars and had a race to the garage asking for petrol where I nearly got nicked for being to drunk.. I could probley go on lol.
  • Sovi_
    Sovi_ Posts: 575 Member
    Made a baby

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