what stupid things have done while drunk???

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  • Revymomma
    Revymomma Posts: 2
    i never drink I am a good girl by all my friends standards...But about 14 years ago i went to a bar and got very drunk. on our walk home we passed the "adult store" that is open 24 hours. We decided to go in and in the middle of the store is a adult swing that looks like a big jolly jumper. Well not being so smart I decided to get in the harness and try it out. It all went well till I decided to try and get out of it, I had on high heels and the floor was cement. I slipped smashed my face on the cement floor. I was tangled up in this harness and bleeding all over the floor. By the time the staff got my drunk *kitten* out of the swing I had hit my face on the floor twice and shattered my nose. I swear every single creepy guy in town was in that store to witness my stupidity. Im not sure if that was the most embarresing or having to explain to the emergency room doctor how it all transpired.
  • SuperSexyDork
    SuperSexyDork Posts: 1,669 Member
    Agreed to sex with a gay man who wanted to see what it was like to be with a girl.

    I did that in Paris... he eventually decided that he was bi even though we were too drunk to make it to full blown sex. Admitting that to my boyfriend when I got back from that trip was not fun at all.

    The gay guy later drunk dialed me (over a year later) to tell me that he loved me with all of his heart and that we were going to get married and have a boy and a girl and a dog and a cat... and that our life would be perfect and we wouldn't even have to have sex for it to happen. He would just pop me in the stomach and I would get pregnant, just like his mommy had told him it happens. That was the funniest phone call I've ever gotten, especially considering that he called while I was with my boyfriend at the time when it happened.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    Ate a 7-11 Taquito
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
    too many to list. got kicked out of a bar bc I threw up in the sink in the toilet and didnt removed it. hey I was 17, please forgive me!!!!
    my 16th bday party at home. handed out flyer in the disco, the house was full with ppl my parents were gone for vacation. well half of the kitchen got destroyed, the neighbours called the police bc the dj was too loud (glasses of cupboards were vibrating) guys were pissing from the balcony my friend sat infront of the toilet and was about to die, other guys in the bathroom playing around with moms makeup and lipstick, my friends dad came in and was like WTF. ppl threw up infront of the house the next day my parents came back and my mom said "why do you throw bread crumbs infront of the house??!" exactly in the moment when my friend and I finished cleaning up.

    walked up to a guy and kissed him. was a good decision lol.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    too many to list. got kicked out of a bar bc I threw up in the sink in the toilet and didnt removed it. hey I was 17, please forgive me!!!!
    my 16th bday party at home. handed out flyer in the disco, the house was full with ppl my parents were gone for vacation. well half of the kitchen got destroyed, the neighbours called the police bc the dj was too loud (glasses of cupboards were vibrating) guys were pissing from the balcony my friend sat infront of the toilet and was about to die, other guys in the bathroom playing around with moms makeup and lipstick, my friends dad came in and was like WTF. ppl threw up infront of the house the next day my parents came back and my mom said "why do you throw bread crumbs infront of the house??!" exactly in the moment when my friend and I finished cleaning up.

    walked up to a guy and kissed him. was a good decision lol.

    Sounds like one hell of a party, sorry I missed it
  • Sylvitryinghard
    Sylvitryinghard Posts: 549 Member
    met a guy on vacation were totally alright with eachother so much fun then we got a taxi boat to phi phi island (movie the beach) and stayed there under huge cliffs by the beach (no hotels no nothing) will never forget this :)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I was told i had a great time in New Orleans at a final four. ..
  • blueyegrl
    blueyegrl Posts: 248 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.

    ^ this lol
  • ingeh
    ingeh Posts: 513 Member
    having my boyfriend pick me up from a friends house after having wine, martini and god knows what else! Staggered to the car and slumped against the window singing (mumbling a tune) along to his mettalica cd. Then slumped on the sofa till he pulled me to bed where I was sick on my blanket and kept hugging it, which he had to swap for a teddy bear so he could put in the washing machine.
    That was the worst time, another was me just wandering around trying to walk home and somehow losing my purse (it was handed into work next day thankfully) I have no idea how I managed to find my way home!
  • choijanro
    choijanro Posts: 754 Member
    Dancing,Tripping,Trolling,Pranking,Joking & Singing ,, >.<
  • Swaggs51
    Swaggs51 Posts: 716 Member
    Started relationships with bad women
  • Parmcat
    Parmcat Posts: 268 Member
    After friends dropped in one night, and we got into the Crown Royal, I was suppose to work the next morning. I called in sick for that shift.....3 times.

    I still hear about it years later
  • blessybuva
    blessybuva Posts: 44 Member
    the list is endless, literally. the last escapade was just two weeks ago. but probably the craziest thing would be waking up in a different country with no money, phone, wallet or id. just two drunk fools that had no idea how they got there lol. lucky I just turned 18 back then, and to this day 5 years later my mum still has no clue about it :)
  • anne2605
    anne2605 Posts: 482 Member
    Too many to list but one that I'll share was throwing up in my clutch handbag, not a pretty sight the next morning :ohwell:
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
    This weekend I was drunk as fu(k and decided to ride bikes with some friends to the local pool so we could climb the fence and go swimming. I was riding too close and too fast next to a fence. My left handle bar got caught in the fence, I flipped over my handle bars, flew off my bike, landed face first on pavement with my bike landing on top of me, then my boyfriend crashed into me. I need to stop these drunken shenanigans before my luck runs out. Nothing more than some scrapes and bruises and a swollen chin thankfully.

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  • NiBo1689
    NiBo1689 Posts: 20
    Well, this past weekend my best friend threw up on my couch, flooded their bathroom, and passed out next to the stove WHICH she also turned on in the process...

    The next night, I walked into my friends bedroom mumbling something about how the door was locked to the bathroom. When I got in the bathroom, I opened the shower curtain and knocked everything over.

    I could probably go on and on with these lovely stories, but those are fresh in my mind. hahah
  • mamacremers
    mamacremers Posts: 183 Member
    Not me, but a ex-girlfriend of an old roommate of my husband. He was sleeping and she walks into his room, sits on his desk chair and urinates on his chair. while he was laying right there. Then, she gets up and goes back to bed like it was nothing. pretty sure she thought the chair was the toilet.
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
    I did something naughty on the side of a grocery store......but I was under a blanket......but there was a couple of people I used to hang around with nearby who were trying to disrupt the "activity".......but I was 19, so young and stupid. :blushing:
  • kelleygi
    kelleygi Posts: 583 Member
    Jeez, puked, fought, got naked, danced on tables, jumped in mosh pits, got naked, drank stuff brought to me lit without blowing it out, got in a wet tee shirt contest with yellow stretch pants which evidently turned into glass once wet, fought, slept with ugly guys, drank a beer with a ciggie butt in the bottom, projectile vomited, streaked, mooned, slept thru the second half of a football game, etc.......:drinker:
  • laurie62ann
    laurie62ann Posts: 433 Member
    I don't remember!!! LOL :drinker:
  • skmoore07
    skmoore07 Posts: 2
    Drank a half-gallon of Popov mixed with who knows how much orange juice on NYE, and unfornutaly still remember everything from that night. Ended up with it coming out both ends. My boyfriend and friend took turns holding me up on the toilet for two hours. When my friend told me she was going to take my shoes off, I told her "no, I"m a runner, leave my shoes on", they were hightops. At one point my boyfried asked his friend to deal with me for a while, I remember him walking in and running back out yelling "you didn't tell me she was naked". After they thought I was finished, they took me in the bedroom and put me on the waterbed, naked. As my boyfriend was leaving the room, he went to shut the light off, I told him that I needed to go to the bathroom again, he said "you'll be alright" and turned out the light and shut the door. I couldn't even move my arm, let alone get out of bed. Woke up a few hours later with crap (literally) all over me, in my hair etc and the brand new comforter our friends got us for christmas. Walked into the living room and my friend tries to shove a donut in my mouth to sober me up, like waking up with crap in your hair isn't sobering enough and who wants to eat anything when all they can smell is crap. Needless to say, I took at least six showers that day.
  • smaihlee
    smaihlee Posts: 171 Member
    Dude. Had my first drink at age 14 and had my first drunken shenanigans before I got to the next birthday.

    One of the worst incidents at that age happened when my parents were out of town. I was drunk in the middle of the afternoon and walking around the neighborhood with my best friend. We saw a friend on his moped and I convinced him to let me take it for a spin.

    Took off up the road. Went around a corner and encountered loose gravel from a driveway and totally wiped out. Knees and elbows bloodied all to hell. Somehow the wreck managed to punch a hole in the gas cap and gas was spewing out the top and all over me. I managed to ride back down to deliver the moped to the owner, apologized for the damage and offered him $50, then I walked home to nurse my wounds.

    Had a little party that night and kept drinking to mask the pain of the crash, and I ended up having to be carried up the stairs that night by my brother because my knees and elbows were so messed up.
  • MandaPaigeSparkles88
    MandaPaigeSparkles88 Posts: 1,289 Member
    The first time I ever got drunk on beer I was at a part with some friends and we were leaving and going back home well I got sick and puked everywhere. It was nasty so from then on no more beer for me. I only stick to the fruity stuff cause I never ever get sick.

    I went to Scully's Bar down in Johnson City Tennessee with my best friend and her husband I had 3 Smirnoff's 1 Lemon Drop and Stephanie brought me a drink and I drank it and loved it. I found out it was a Tequilla Rose. Yummy. Well after all that I go up to the dance floor and start "dancing" drunk dancing. Stephanie said she laughed at me the whole time apparently going around in circles and slinging your arms side to side doesn't count as dancing. She had informed me if her phone had not died she would have recorded the whole thing.
  • shell3986
    shell3986 Posts: 98
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.


    This!! Wayyyy too many
  • amohoop34
    amohoop34 Posts: 21
    I'll just divulge this one: while in school at San Diego State, i once woke up in a club in Tijuana, Mexico at 8am.

    So, yeah, me and alcohol have a bit of a love/hate thing going on...
  • rjwriter78
    rjwriter78 Posts: 205 Member
    Ate White Castle (before i stopped eating meat) and went to sleep. My stomach wasn't very happy, lol!
  • fishnbrah
    fishnbrah Posts: 550
    have banged multiple fat chicks while drunk.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Stupid things while drunk? Not possible!! Everything at the time while drunk is way cool :wink: :drinker:
  • ketoambahh
    ketoambahh Posts: 67
    When I go drinking at the bars I bring my unicorn mask and wear it around.
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
    Oh gosh WHERE TO BEGIN

    - Decided it was a good idea to skip town with a bunch of guys I had met that night whilst in a foreign country!!!!! (thank GOD they were just nice people and drove me back in the morning...)
    - Made out with 3 guys in the same friendship circle within 2 hours of each other
    - Run off with random American exchange students who I met whilst heavily intoxicated

    And oh so many more -.-

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