what stupid things have done while drunk???

smantha32

bumping for moar stories.

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BigBellyGoAway

I spent six years in the Navy, with billets on two different ships. Most of my off the ships was in foreign ports with so much booze that I don't remember much of it. Of the ones I do remember, the dumbest one had to be walking up to a police car in Perth, Australia and peeing on the hood while an officer was sitting in the passenger seat.

Autk79

Lets just say I should be the example of what crown, jager and tequilla will do to you. I will not go into detail because I could go on and on...

Ask me why Im single LOL :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

BigBellyGoAway

Lets just say I should be the example of what crown, jager and tequilla will do to you. I will not go into detail because I could go on and on...

Ask me why Im single LOL :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Why are you single?

pawnstarNate

raided the liquor cabinet, played the stereo loudly, and danced around the living room in my underpants, socks, and pink dress shirt.

Autk79

Lets just say I should be the example of what crown, jager and tequilla will do to you. I will not go into detail because I could go on and on...

Ask me why Im single LOL :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:

Why are you single?

Because Im a drinking hot mess lol

Autk79

Drunk hot mess lol. I promise Im not drunk now lol

BigBellyGoAway

Drunk hot mess lol. I promise Im not drunk now lol

Damn....I was hoping your were drunk enough to do something stupid. :bigsmile:

Kitship

I once asked a lady at a gas station (trying to fill up her tank with gas, go figure...) if I could borrow her lighter. I must have looked terrible because she promptly got in her car and drove away.

mank32

i don't always do stupid things when i'm drunk
...but when i do, they invariably involve skateboarding :drinker: :smokin: :devil:

infinitevast

Might have tripped and fallen once or twice in six inch heels. I blame the heels not the alcohol lol

miniimuscles

Dived into a 5 ft pool. Did NOT end well. And I'm always falling up stairs.

CheeksBryant

1) lost my virginity
2) got pregnant

I no longer drink

AllOutof_Bubblegum

Tried ---adamantly!---to hug a saguaro cactus. It took my friend all his energy to stop me.

TheCounselorx

I find myself doing stupid things even when I'm not drunk..... just when life is good, I get a panic and need to mess it up...

i) why not spend $12k on a car, only to lose it all because it turns out being stolen
ii) just when work is going well, why not type a joke email about your boss, with a picture of a knob photo-shopped to his head, then include him in it by mistake.....
iii) run neked around my aunt and unlces tent in the dark whilst camping, only to find them stading next to me on their way back from the toilet block (I was drunk on that occasion) - and it was very cold, which I will always maintain!!!:embarassed:

elainek79

kissed a girl :blushing:

actually it wasnt really stupid because it was good :blushing: ... but we both were on a date and not with each other:blushing:

smantha32

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ii) just when work is going well, why not type a joke email about your boss, with a picture of a knob photo-shopped to his head, then include him in it by mistake.....
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ok.. LOL!!

ndj1979

too many to list

RockWarrior84

Soooo many, here is one

Peed on the metro train system in Portland, Oregon

TRIX5884

I was absolutely plastered - I forgot that I had steps going from my kitchen into my garage. I decided I needed a soda (which we keep in the garage) to make myself another drink (which I clearly didn't need). So when I opened the door to the garage - I stepped and apparently thought I was still stepping on flat surface. I sprained my ankle. :::sigh::: The stupid things we do.

cowgirlqueen

Sat in my hot-tub for 4+ hours singing Lion King songs at the top of my lungs... Kept drinking

Next morning woke up in a cold tub, pruned, and skin red and sensitive from the hot water.

Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

:laugh: :laugh:

cowgirlqueen

i don't always do stupid things when i'm drunk
...but when i do, they invariably involve skateboarding :drinker: :smokin: :devil:

:laugh: :laugh:
me too ....I broke both my thumbs one night I took a hill and decided that half way down the hill (and half way through a dirty 30pk) was the most opportune moment to do a flip trick :laugh:

my ex-husband had to feed me for a week you'd be surprised what you need your thumbs to do :laugh: :laugh:

ndj1979

banged my friends mom….whoops…!

ETA - this was back in my 20's lol

cowgirlqueen

I find myself doing stupid things even when I'm not drunk..... just when life is good, I get a panic and need to mess it up...

i) why not spend $12k on a car, only to lose it all because it turns out being stolen
ii) just when work is going well, why not type a joke email about your boss, with a picture of a knob photo-shopped to his head, then include him in it by mistake.....
iii) run neked around my aunt and unlces tent in the dark whilst camping, only to find them stading next to me on their way back from the toilet block (I was drunk on that occasion) - and it was very cold, which I will always maintain!!!:embarassed:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :drinker:

taytaylynn3

The questions should be, what haven't I done?
lol

cowgirlqueen

banged my friends mom….whoops…!

ETA - this was back in my 20's lol

:huh: :noway:

your a cougar chaser :laugh: :bigsmile:

KittiePerry

I was playing pool and shot the cue ball off the table and it rolled out the door and into the street. I promptly chased after it and used the stick to point it in the street to try and get it, kept giggling all night.

PriscillaLaine

I don't remember personally, but I got told I was vomiting petals, so apparently I was eating flowers.

ndj1979

banged my friends mom….whoops…!

ETA - this was back in my 20's lol

:huh: :noway:

your a cougar chaser :laugh: :bigsmile:

honestly I don't really remember who chased who ..damn tequila!