what stupid things have done while drunk???

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  • danofthedead1979
    danofthedead1979 Posts: 362 Member
    Whiskey = apparently tried to start a fight in two pubs, was trying to drink straight from the taps, don't know how I got home, woke up to find the bathroom tap running and a load of puke in the bath, I blamed my brother when he got up, he knew nothing about it, I knew nothing about it, we were like so if it was you and wasn't me, then who the f**k was it.....turns out it was me
    Unsurprisingly, I don't drink whiskey anymore
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    My childhood friend drove home drunk a few nights ago and drove his car into a river. He was found last night :(

    awful! :flowerforyou:
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    None, if I wouldn't do it sober then I wont do it drunk.
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
    It was when I wasn't drunk, but stoned..I argued with a policeman and ended up getting arrested. That was only 2 years ago but I keep to vodka now, not the drugs.:embarassed:
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
    Put a construction light on top of our car and pulled people over.
  • sijomial
    sijomial Posts: 19,809 Member
    Fell asleep on the train on the way home from a rugby lunch.
    Missed my stop but only over-shot by one station so got off and came back the other way.

    When I got to my station everything was "the wrong way round" as I came from the opposite direction to normal.
    Absolutely convinced that someone had removed the stairs and I was now stranded with no way off the platform.

    It was only when my befuddled brain registered that all the evening commuters were walking "the wrong way" but had somehow discovered where the stairs had been moved to that I had the sense to follow them and start my wobbly walk home.
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    I havent done a ton of stupid things, but dark liquor makes me emotional haha

    So I have been that girl that cant handle herself, i stick to vodka now.
  • ronmonkey
    ronmonkey Posts: 316
    Skateboard on a halfpipe, not god at all.
  • charlene1873
    charlene1873 Posts: 263
    tequila tequila tequila! got me and my friend arrested in Ibiza when I was 18, there was a big house party, lots of drink, lots of men and lots of police to whom I gave an obviously pathetic excuse for a strip tease because they not only arrested me but detained me for 3 days and took my passport :o(

    worst 3 day hangover of my life!!
  • EdTheGinge
    EdTheGinge Posts: 1,616 Member
    I turned a 10-15minute walk into just over 3hours by falling asleep in a hedge, that's how I roll. Also I pretended to be a speed bump on a relatively busy road, bright idea lol.
  • JcMey3r
    JcMey3r Posts: 431 Member
    I've done a ton of stuff,

    House parties when I was younger people would always say cops are comming so would go hide on the roof or behind n pillar by n nearby church.

    rev the hell out of a standard 1.3 hyundai getz, I can't remember but thats what I did apparently.
  • TikiTony13
    TikiTony13 Posts: 323
    generally strip off or fall over!:ohwell:
  • JcMey3r
    JcMey3r Posts: 431 Member
    Also for some reason I like to get naked, beter when there is people around :embarassed:
  • xoxomarshmallow
    xoxomarshmallow Posts: 675
    i tried to achieve a sun tan from a lamp.. & i wouldn't let anyone near me or the lamp because it was all mine hahaha
  • HLSalter
    HLSalter Posts: 260
    Throwing up on my boss's shoes whilst he held my hair back is pretty high up on the list for me. Honestly though what do they expect when they pay for a booze cruise for a work trip? haha
  • pointingA
    pointingA Posts: 1
    HAHA yes i'm not the only one who gets naked!

    I also sang Madonna's 'Like a Virgin' on karaoke.. still haunts me
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    I've been drunk enough to be silly, but never drunk enough to be stupid. I know my limits. Racing other people on all fours (hands and knees) down the hallway is about as bad as it's ever gotten. :drinker:
  • jonsey_s
    jonsey_s Posts: 222
    Oh....soooooo much.

    I have played <SOMETHING SO STUPID BUT THINK DEER HUNTER> for real with a friend whilst verrrrry drunk. we both tried twice.We both survived.

    Woken up in so many places I shouldn't have been in let alone slept in.

    Got naked a lot.....I had the body then.

    I have had to pay a lot of legal people for services


    I dont drink often now.
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Set off a "fart bomb" at a crowded bar and cleared the place out. Someone had given it to me a few days before as a joke, and it was still in my jacket pocket. I was drunk enough that I thought it would be funny to set it off at the bar. A really, really drunk guy took credit for it. To this day, I believe he truly believes that came out of his butt.
  • chooriyah
    chooriyah Posts: 469 Member
    At a party recently someone had the drunk idea of putting balloons up the guys t-shirts and then all the girls punching them (I know...I know...moronic). I punched one of my colleagues, totally missed the balloon and hit him hard. A month later it turns out I actually cracked his rib.

    I AM MORTIFIED.
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.

    exactly this.
  • BrianaJade1
    BrianaJade1 Posts: 7
    Sat in my hot-tub for 4+ hours singing Lion King songs at the top of my lungs... Kept drinking

    Next morning woke up in a cold tub, pruned, and skin red and sensitive from the hot water.

    Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh

    Hahahahaha! That made my night
  • CarlaRG
    CarlaRG Posts: 264
    In high school I went Christmas caroling with my church youth group (of which I was the president) drunk...
    Recently...made out with a 26 year old guy in front of his co-workers-who told his girlfriend...
    The worst thing I've ever done only 2 other people in the world know about-all I'll say is I woke up the next morning not knowing how I got into the bed I was in and was bruised from my shoulder to my elbow
  • CarlaRG
    CarlaRG Posts: 264
    The one night my friend and I were puking side by side and a pack of smokes fell out his pocket, and I yelled out (and fully believed) "Dude, you just puked a pack of cigarettes OMG".



    ^^^^that cracked me up :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • furry226
    furry226 Posts: 31
    Pissed myself.
  • iwannabeonthebeach
    iwannabeonthebeach Posts: 146 Member
    Kept drinking
  • Greg9965
    Greg9965 Posts: 16
    Went out in Edinburgh on the Friday and "came to" on Sunday in Cardiff with tattoos.
  • griff7809
    griff7809 Posts: 611 Member
    Race someone through a 200 yard minefield while carrying all my combat gear.


    Win.
  • agggie550
    agggie550 Posts: 281 Member
    Supposedly... and this is just rumored because there are no pictures and i dont remember it (actually remember it but i just like to pretended I didnt do it). Fourth of July we had roman candles, and if any one knows what roman candles are they are like the bestest firework when your drunk ever... Well at one point I asked my friends if they wanted to Wizard duel, and then i proceeded to shoot fireballs all over the place yelling out what I think were harry potter spell names... I think :P
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    There's not enough terabyte space on this server.

    exactly this.

    exactly this

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