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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a little pencil that she'll chew on when she's hungry
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Pickle..
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A tiny wig and two googly eyes in one pocket. A banana in the other. He puts the wig and eyes on the banana and talks to it as he slowly consumes it bite by bite.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a picture of Elmer Fudd. He takes it out and talks to it when he's feeling lonely.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A really hairy peach. She sticks her hand in her pocket, runs her fingertips over it and can be heard saying "Ohhh Mr. Selleck, your whiskers are simply DEVINE"
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    a slipper. When he sees attractive women he pulls it out and pretends to see if it will fit on their foot. If it does he runs away screaming.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited September 2019
    Grey spraypaint she puts on her hair and an ear horn she places to her head for her burger king visits. Stoops over and shuffles in, gets the 10 cent coffee discount every time
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A little man named Brian.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    The $50 bucks she owes me.. hand it over
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Her first dog, Blimey's mummified testicles. It may seem weird, but the memories she has of him trouncing ahead in the field, boys a'bouncin. Still brings tears to her eyes. She also secretly hopes to extract DNA from them and clone Blimey.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Pocket lint, probably
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A bra with three cups. She says there’s a story behind it, but so far she’s not spilling the beans. Which, by chance, are in her other pocket.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    A banana peel with a smiley face sharpied upon it for plumbers, mythical lizards and gorillas following too closely in karts.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    A blue shell, in case of emergencies
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    S131951 guidebook
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A comb he found on the bathroom floor at Denny’s. It’s his most favorite possession and he uses it for all his hairs every day.
  • StrongAndHealthyMommy
    StrongAndHealthyMommy Posts: 1,255 Member
    meth
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    A wocket?
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
    A self-designed and self-assembled syntesized steel drum band to remind him of that summer on robot island.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A docket, a socket, and a rocket. With these three things he has commensed his plan to rule western Alabama. He had a locket, but had to hock it.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    2 wabbits and a wock
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Jellybeans, only blue ones.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited September 2019
    BUMP

    No, really. This guy has a large bump in his pocket. Could be anything. For a dollar, he will let you guess and reach in to see if you are correct.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A little christmas tree candle. When he makes an odorous and loud "deposit" in the restroom at work he always lights it and sings, "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" to cover up the fart noises.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    A small tape player and a taped recording of the most disgusting fart noises you can imagine. She plays them when shes in a stall in the restroom. Mostly its because it keeps the annoying coworkers from engaging her in the break room.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A little bit of tuna in a baggie. When he feels threatened by his coworkers masculinity he will stick his fingers in it, wave it under his nose, and think “ahhh chickens of the sea”. It’s just a nervous habit.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    Tiny lassos she made from her hair. She enjoys playing Cowboys and "Antdians" by roping and hogtying ants.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    An old ipod with a 27 minute video of him singing the "Best Day Ever" song from spongebob, over and over, in the shower. If you ask him how he is he will make you watch it.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    a munchkin
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    A sash. He whips it out when he feels like prancing. I’m glad he has the sash because otherwise he would deny himself of his prancing urges and be sad.

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