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Guess whats in my pocket?

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    2 wabbits and a wock
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Jellybeans, only blue ones.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
    edited September 2019
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    BUMP

    No, really. This guy has a large bump in his pocket. Could be anything. For a dollar, he will let you guess and reach in to see if you are correct.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A little christmas tree candle. When he makes an odorous and loud "deposit" in the restroom at work he always lights it and sings, "Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" to cover up the fart noises.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A small tape player and a taped recording of the most disgusting fart noises you can imagine. She plays them when shes in a stall in the restroom. Mostly its because it keeps the annoying coworkers from engaging her in the break room.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A little bit of tuna in a baggie. When he feels threatened by his coworkers masculinity he will stick his fingers in it, wave it under his nose, and think “ahhh chickens of the sea”. It’s just a nervous habit.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    Tiny lassos she made from her hair. She enjoys playing Cowboys and "Antdians" by roping and hogtying ants.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    An old ipod with a 27 minute video of him singing the "Best Day Ever" song from spongebob, over and over, in the shower. If you ask him how he is he will make you watch it.
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
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    a munchkin
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A sash. He whips it out when he feels like prancing. I’m glad he has the sash because otherwise he would deny himself of his prancing urges and be sad.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A dipstick. She likes to "check your oil". Be wary of bending over near her.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A single nugget of chicken. He likes to hold it and cry while remembering when he had more than one lonely nugget of chicken.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A lock of her hair, a drop of her blood in a vial, a vial of her tears, some of her fingernail clippings, and a piece of paper with the name "traehymazzip" written on it in her ear wax. On the back of the note is instructions for creating a golem using these ingredients. Her idea is to create this golem to do her housework and to treat her like the queen she believes she is destined to be. She only need a stool sample and some her own drool to complete the recipe.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,452 Member
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    Sequinned budgie smugglers
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Crocodile Dundee' s big knoife! 😋
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    A mirror that she will hold in front of anyone’s face that she sees littering and yell “Just look at the enemy of this Earth!!”
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    A vampire detector and a neck protector; i.e. a small mirror and a felt garlic marker pen.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A spanish language edition mad libs book. Turns out you can still write in "butt" in the blanks and its just as funny imagining what it probably says.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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    A Betamax cassette of the movie Short Circuit. He knows there will be a robot uprising and Johnny Five will be seen as a prophet. Possession of this relic will garner certain privileges.
  • Pandemonium_
    Pandemonium_ Posts: 945 Member
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    A pack of notecards with reaction words written on them. Hes so jaded, he just pulls the one that has "LOL" written on it when hes supposed to laugh and shows it to you.

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