What’s a red flag for you?

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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    You did not forget about woo. It was like five minutes ago
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    dont blame me i voted for grok
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    the rear entrance is for VIPs only i think?

    3 retorts, all erased. I can’t 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    For the record that was not me... At least I don't think it was... 🙈😂
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    Whoa, chill ✋🏿. Speak for yourself with "I" statements please. Example...

    I am curious about this person's username. Strictly for research purposes of course 🤣
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    For the record that was not me... At least I don't think it was... 🙈😂

    It was not! 😂
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    Whoa, chill ✋🏿. Speak for yourself with "I" statements please. Example...

    I am curious about this person's username. Strictly for research purposes of course 🤣

    Lemme just slide in your DMs

    with my sticky gelatinous tongue
  • Ketch_22
    Ketch_22 Posts: 12,711 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    When they fake their own death.

    😂 Yeah that would do it for me too
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    When she pours gasoline on me and asks for a light again
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    When she pours gasoline on me and asks for a light again

    That's hot 😏
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Sends me the same nood 2 times.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,243 Member
    Sends me the same nood 2 times.

    I’m sorry. 😣
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    You did not forget about woo. It was like five minutes ago

    Now its all about inspiring...

    inspiring is the "heyyyyy" of the forums

    insightful is the "kermitdrinkingtea.gif" of the forums

    like is the "passive aggressive acknowledgement of your enemy making a good point" of the forums

    hug is specifically designated for the toe fetishists

    Oooo. Thanks for the update...im on the old version...so "hug" got it
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    You did not forget about woo. It was like five minutes ago

    Now its all about inspiring...

    inspiring is the "heyyyyy" of the forums

    insightful is the "kermitdrinkingtea.gif" of the forums

    like is the "passive aggressive acknowledgement of your enemy making a good point" of the forums

    hug is specifically designated for the toe fetishists

    Umm, ok. I think I get it.
    You're trying to rile me up...aren't you?

    Now I gotta petition mfp for a new reaction
    ...thx
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    edited August 2020
    Nvm 😂
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Nvm 😂
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    When he says all his ex girlfriends are crazy.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Sends me nudes of other girls.
  • Slacker16
    Slacker16 Posts: 1,184 Member
    He doesn't like hugs
    :/ That can honestly be a cultural thing. I'm cool with kisses but hugs freak me out.

    To add to the conversation: first sign of flakiness and I'm a ghost.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    When he says all his ex girlfriends are crazy.

    sf59g3f9oh31.gif
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Sends me nudes of other girls.

    I told you, That was by accident. I meant to send those files to someone else.