What’s a red flag for you?

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  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Lack of a sense of humor.
  • mehshell420
    mehshell420 Posts: 901 Member
    When he offers to hold my purse for me.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Sends me nudes of other girls.

    I told you, That was by accident. I meant to send those files to someone else.

    Next time at least give me a variety.
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Sends me nudes of other girls.

    I told you, That was by accident. I meant to send those files to someone else.

    Next time at least give me a variety.

    Gotcha!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Haphazard cables, and it being 'ok' with them...
    ...run for the hills
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    You did not forget about woo. It was like five minutes ago

    Now its all about inspiring...

    inspiring is the "heyyyyy" of the forums

    insightful is the "kermitdrinkingtea.gif" of the forums

    like is the "passive aggressive acknowledgement of your enemy making a good point" of the forums

    hug is specifically designated for the toe fetishists

    *kitten*. How am I supposed to passive aggressively acknowledge that my enemy has delicious feet
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    You did not forget about woo. It was like five minutes ago

    Now its all about inspiring...

    inspiring is the "heyyyyy" of the forums

    insightful is the "kermitdrinkingtea.gif" of the forums

    like is the "passive aggressive acknowledgement of your enemy making a good point" of the forums

    hug is specifically designated for the toe fetishists

    *kitten*. How am I supposed to passive aggressively acknowledge that my enemy has delicious feet

    I'm gonna pretend I never read this sentence
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    You did not forget about woo. It was like five minutes ago

    Now its all about inspiring...

    inspiring is the "heyyyyy" of the forums

    insightful is the "kermitdrinkingtea.gif" of the forums

    like is the "passive aggressive acknowledgement of your enemy making a good point" of the forums

    hug is specifically designated for the toe fetishists

    *kitten*. How am I supposed to passive aggressively acknowledge that my enemy has delicious feet

    I'm gonna pretend I never read this sentence

    Hugging
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    You did not forget about woo. It was like five minutes ago

    Now its all about inspiring...

    inspiring is the "heyyyyy" of the forums

    insightful is the "kermitdrinkingtea.gif" of the forums

    like is the "passive aggressive acknowledgement of your enemy making a good point" of the forums

    hug is specifically designated for the toe fetishists

    *kitten*. How am I supposed to passive aggressively acknowledge that my enemy has delicious feet

    I'm gonna pretend I never read this sentence

    Hugging

    No offense intended but you are the absolute worst
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    tinak33 wrote: »
    bflxu3zvddee.jpeg

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    I forgot about woo!

    I'm leaving til woo comes back. Light a candle on my tomb when it's back so I know

    You did not forget about woo. It was like five minutes ago

    Now its all about inspiring...

    inspiring is the "heyyyyy" of the forums

    insightful is the "kermitdrinkingtea.gif" of the forums

    like is the "passive aggressive acknowledgement of your enemy making a good point" of the forums

    hug is specifically designated for the toe fetishists

    *kitten*. How am I supposed to passive aggressively acknowledge that my enemy has delicious feet

    I'm gonna pretend I never read this sentence

    Hugging

    No offense intended but you are the absolute worst

    I’m so attracted to you right now
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    Doesn't wear a belt with their jeans
  • iMago wrote: »
    a 🦋 in her name on social media

    🚩
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    a 🦋 in her name on social media

    🚩

    oh hey there
  • iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    a 🦋 in her name on social media

    🚩

    oh hey there

    Lol... Hello 😋
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    When she wears a MAGA cap!
  • denny_mac
    denny_mac Posts: 71 Member
    If she insists on wearing face masks to bed.
  • MityMax96
    MityMax96 Posts: 5,778 Member
    Controlling
    Anger issues
    Not active
    Not easy to talk too
    Doesn’t want to find out about me
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    wont drink orange juice with the pulp

    the pulp is the only reason to drink OJ imo - otherwise wasted calories - need something to chew
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    wont drink orange juice with the pulp
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    wont drink orange juice with the pulp

    the pulp is the only reason to drink OJ imo - otherwise wasted calories - need something to chew

    rbiyxgvc8a3g.gif
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    wont drink orange juice with the pulp
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    wont drink orange juice with the pulp

    the pulp is the only reason to drink OJ imo - otherwise wasted calories - need something to chew

    rbiyxgvc8a3g.gif

    this says so much
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    wont drink orange juice with the pulp
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    wont drink orange juice with the pulp

    the pulp is the only reason to drink OJ imo - otherwise wasted calories - need something to chew

    rbiyxgvc8a3g.gif

    this says so much

    i was with yall right up until chewing on it
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    When he needs 10,000 bristles
  • work2020again
    work2020again Posts: 13 Member
    • If they still text their middle school summer camp counselor
    • If they use bullets or outline numbers to organize their thoughts
    • If they think Childish Gambino looks like Donald Glover
    • If they use they're actual picture on MFP

    I don't really have any flags.
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    DWBalboa wrote: »
    When she wears a MAGA cap!

    I concur, It's keep America great now.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    peering in window when using leaf blower