What’s a red flag for you?

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Look why don't we just skip all this and here's my ig, just add me when you get a chance...

    if she's not sending me threatening and quite angry messages on linkedin because i blocked her everywhere else then it just means she's a quitter and i don't want it

    😂... If you ever started a podcast, I wouldn't miss an episode Brother...
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie

    Or Hey sexy

    does this really *kitten* happen to people? like i hear about it but the only unsolicited dms i got have been like “are you okay??”

    It used to. All. The. Time. Not so much lately. I don’t really accept many new FR. Or I’m just yesterday’s news.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie

    Or the ones that ask "what are your fitness goals?" They usually turn out to be the worst 😂
    iMago wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie

    Or the ones that ask "what are your fitness goals?" They usually turn out to be the worst 😂

    hold on let me get a pen and paper this is gold

    It's what you follow it up with

    oh i already got that part. you're supposed to say "the messaging system sucks on here doesnt it haha do you have kik"



    Omg. Those are legit 2 of the worst and most common lines. I’ve gotten the second one still lately. 😂
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie

    Or Hey sexy

    does this really *kitten* happen to people? like i hear about it but the only unsolicited dms i got have been like “are you okay??”

    It used to. All. The. Time. Not so much lately. I don’t really accept many new FR. Or I’m just yesterday’s news.

    Your always on my front page :)
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    edited August 2020
    Red flags: If she won't let us get a bigger boat; if she breaks the radio; if she pushes the engine til it gives out and leaves us stranded in the middle of the ocean with a three-barrel shark
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    Red flag: he has a squared truck
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    Squatted
  • mattig89ch
    mattig89ch Posts: 2,648 Member
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Red flag: he has a squared truck

    Can I ask what do you mean by squared truck?
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    He wants hugs
  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
    He doesn't like hugs
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    Cereal boxes stored on top of his fridge.
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  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    KickTheSky wrote: »
    Jealousy

    When their toes smell like mayonnaise

    When their toothbrush is in the shower

    Personally knows the lead singer for all the local bands

    How about Frito toes? Asking for my best friend.
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  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    KickTheSky wrote: »
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    KickTheSky wrote: »
    Jealousy

    When their toes smell like mayonnaise

    When their toothbrush is in the shower

    Personally knows the lead singer for all the local bands

    How about Frito toes? Asking for my best friend.

    Do they look like Fritos or smell like them?

    Afaik just smell but I’ve never given them a taste test.
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  • BrustMannEiner
    BrustMannEiner Posts: 360 Member
    Red, right, return to port.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    I love red flags

    Red flags with a beard
    Red flags with tattoos
    Red flags that make me laugh
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    I love red flags

    Red flags with a beard
    Red flags with tattoos
    Red flags that make me laugh
    😂
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,241 Member
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie

    Or Hey sexy

    does this really *kitten* happen to people? like i hear about it but the only unsolicited dms i got have been like “are you okay??”

    It used to. All. The. Time. Not so much lately. I don’t really accept many new FR. Or I’m just yesterday’s news.

    Your always on my front page :)

    Yeah....about that. I’m sorry I post so dang much. 🙈
  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    mattig89ch wrote: »
    KLoGetsHealthy wrote: »
    Red flag: he has a squared truck

    Can I ask what do you mean by squared truck?

    I meant squatted truck and auto correct got me. But here’s an example. I canntttt. So many people around here have them. And it makes me sickkk.
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  • KLoGetsHealthy
    KLoGetsHealthy Posts: 272 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    I love red flags

    Red flags with a beard
    Red flags with tattoos
    Red flags that make me laugh
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    I love red flags

    Same.
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Tigg_er wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie
    Versicolour wrote: »
    Ketch_22 wrote: »
    When someone new on mfp Dms hey hottie

    Or Hey sexy

    does this really *kitten* happen to people? like i hear about it but the only unsolicited dms i got have been like “are you okay??”

    It used to. All. The. Time. Not so much lately. I don’t really accept many new FR. Or I’m just yesterday’s news.

    Your always on my front page :)

    Yeah....about that. I’m sorry I post so dang much. 🙈

    Lol,,,,,, Thats not what I ment :)
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    When he says he's single but his hand looks like this.

    muvzv033dvnj.jpg

    It takes forever for the dent to disappear
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    knows all the lyrics to the tootsee roll song

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  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    knows all the lyrics to the tootsee roll song

    k3tAzTH.gif

    🗣️ To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
    To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
    Now slide, slide, baby, slide, just slide, baby, slide, baby, slide, c'mon c'mon
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    knows all the lyrics to the tootsee roll song

    k3tAzTH.gif

    🗣️ To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
    To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
    Now slide, slide, baby, slide, just slide, baby, slide, baby, slide, c'mon c'mon

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