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What’s a red flag for you?

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  • Posts: 9,883 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »

    🗣️ To the left, to the left, to the right, to the right
    To the front, to the front, to the back, to the back
    Now slide, slide, baby, slide, just slide, baby, slide, baby, slide, c'mon c'mon

    BAHAHAHA
    And here I had the "tootsee roll caramely chocolaty chew, tootsee roll I think I'm in love with you" jingle in my head....
  • Posts: 462 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »

    BAHAHAHA
    And here I had the "tootsee roll caramely chocolaty chew, tootsee roll I think I'm in love with you" jingle in my head....

    😂🤗
  • Posts: 462 Member
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  • Posts: 9,883 Member
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    3.
    His answer was 3.
  • Posts: 462 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    He was wrong
  • Posts: 1,337 Member
    a large collection of swords and has cats.
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    a large collection of swords and has cats.

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  • Posts: 9,883 Member

    He was wrong

    3 licks and a bite. 🤷‍♀️
    Sounds accurate to me. Lol
  • Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »

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    listen, im fine with swords. i'm fine with cats. its swords AND cats thats a problem.
  • Posts: 6,286 Member
    iMago wrote: »

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    Shucks! I knew a guy exactly like this in high school. An entire collection of katanas ... and a 🙀 He was the sweetest person though so I get it @kindalikevelma
  • Posts: 462 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »

    3 licks and a bite. 🤷‍♀️
    Sounds accurate to me. Lol

    yeah ok, getting w...warmer
  • Posts: 1,337 Member
    when he puts regular trash in the composting bin.
  • Posts: 1,000 Member
    A thick layer of mucous surrounding her and trying to surround me
  • Posts: 8,714 Member
    A thick layer of mucous surrounding her and trying to surround me

    women only want one thing and its *kitten* disgusting
  • Posts: 1,337 Member
    iMago wrote: »

    women only want one thing and its *kitten* disgusting

    we have needs ok?
  • Posts: 37,259 Member
    when he puts regular trash in the composting bin.

    On this note, when they don't have a composting bin.
  • Posts: 2,465 Member
    A thick layer of mucous surrounding her and trying to surround me
    iMago wrote: »

    women only want one thing and its *kitten* disgusting

    You people have no appreciation for the microcosmopolitan
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »

    3.
    His answer was 3.

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏
  • Posts: 6,286 Member

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    Are you still talking about Tootsie Rolls like the rest of us?
  • Posts: 12,588 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »

    Are you still talking about Tootsie Rolls like the rest of us?

    Were you guys seriously talking about tootsie rolls 😂...
    I just always assume an innuendo at play 😂...
    always assume this with me... 😏
  • Posts: 462 Member

    Were you guys seriously talking about tootsie rolls 😂...
    I just always assume an innuendo at play 😂...
    always assume this with me... 😏

    I was talking about tootsie POPS. They are a delightful hard candy sucker with a tootsie center. 😇
  • Posts: 9,073 Member
    when she is more into sword fights than I am into cat fights.
  • Posts: 12,588 Member

    I was talking about tootsie POPS. They are a delightful hard candy sucker with a tootsie center. 😇

    Suurree... Just like you all were discussing chocolate dipped bananas yesterday 😂
  • Posts: 462 Member

    Suurree... Just like you all were discussing chocolate dipped bananas yesterday 😂

    Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
  • Posts: 2,465 Member

    Ppff, I can get there in 1...😏

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy
  • Posts: 462 Member
    hrichts wrote: »

    This reminded me.. Were you around in 2017 when a certain user said in a ‘hidden talents’ thread that he could hit the

    you know which spot

    with his tongue

    and that his lady friends went wild for this

    ......

    I mean i’m sorry but just get in the elevator and hit the button that takes you where you need to go. It’s much faster and easier than trying to

    like

    carry the elevator itself up 8 flights of stairs

    or something else that’s hard and makes no sense

    jmo but then I’m lazy

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring
  • Posts: 2,465 Member

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d
  • Posts: 462 Member
    hrichts wrote: »

    He used his 👅 where the 🍆 was more suited

    I think i told him that probably nobody wanted a salamandery-feeling thing all up in their bizniss and it was a wasted talent

    I got woo’d

    use the right tool for the job! I kind of want to see it though.
  • Posts: 8,714 Member

    This makes no sense to me and I need the decoder ring

    the rear entrance is for VIPs only i think?

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