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What’s a red flag for you?
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.2 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!2 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!
That's what your cat said when he saw you coming with the cookie monster costume.8 -
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LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
That's a good way to lose your hand
I'm willing to risk it.2 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!
That's what your cat said when he saw you coming with the cookie monster costume.
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Accuses me of cheating - it means they are cheating
Secretive about their phone
Goes more than 24 hours without contact
Has been broken up less than 6 months
When they claim they don’t do social media or when they have a bunch of half naked women as their friends on there
Can’t keep a job
Always plays the victim and has a long list of sob stories about what women have done to them
Goes more than 24 hours without contact -- reminder to self, set phone to call her at 3 am everyday
Please text me "Good morning, beautiful"
I wake up at 4 and need to know that you are already thinking of me as soon as I open my eyes.5 -
LiftingSpirits wrote: »Accuses me of cheating - it means they are cheating
Secretive about their phone
Goes more than 24 hours without contact
Has been broken up less than 6 months
When they claim they don’t do social media or when they have a bunch of half naked women as their friends on there
Can’t keep a job
Always plays the victim and has a long list of sob stories about what women have done to them
Goes more than 24 hours without contact -- reminder to self, set phone to call her at 3 am everyday
Please text me "Good morning, beautiful"
I wake up at 4 and need to know that you are already thinking of me as soon as I open my eyes.
This is why I love delayed messages.3 -
pop socket on their phone3
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how come?seltzermint555 wrote: »pop socket on their phone
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CanesGalactica wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »LiftingSpirits wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!
That's what your cat said when he saw you coming with the cookie monster costume.
I laughed way too hard at this.1 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
how come?seltzermint555 wrote: »pop socket on their phone
I feel like a lot of people who have a pop socket spend far too much time taking selfies or on their phone in general.3 -
rickigageby wrote: »Mine is:
Talks about his ex
Very distant
Doesn’t tell me I look good or anything when I dress up for his attention
Very secretive
I hate that they have a password on their phone that I don’t know about
Takes their phone with them everywhere
Texts and plays on the phone but has it pointed away from you so you can’t see what they’re doing
when are you supposed to tell a new gf/bf your phone password?
You don’t. Everyone is entitled to privacy.7 -
seltzermint555 wrote: »pop socket on their phone
co-signed3 -
Accuses me of cheating - it means they are cheating
Secretive about their phone
Goes more than 24 hours without contact
Has been broken up less than 6 months
When they claim they don’t do social media or when they have a bunch of half naked women as their friends on there
Can’t keep a job
Always plays the victim and has a long list of sob stories about what women have done to them
Goes more than 24 hours without contact -- reminder to self, set phone to call her at 3 am everyday
This is 100% real. If he can go that long without talking to me, then he doesn’t really care.
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I don’t like *good morning beautiful* texts because he is sending that same text out to multiple women. I want him to address me by name.14
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
It is YOUR name, but not mine.
I prefer *dream girl*. Less common. 😋
*My queen* is also acceptable.
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
It is YOUR name, but not mine.
I prefer *dream girl*. Less common. 😋
*My queen* is also acceptable.
Oh boy. I like this A LOT3 -
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JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Reckoner68 wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »JustReadTheInstructions wrote: »Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
Once I was trying to search for Lady Gaga online and I mistyped it so for the next year every time I'd hit an "L" google would autopopulate it with "Lady Gag" which is basically a terrible thing in about sixteen different contextual ways when someone spies it from over your shoulder
And to cut off the questions before they start, I was googling her because everybody at work was talking about her and I didn't know who she was because I've been an old man in spirit since I was about 17
Ugh I hate that! (And that's a bad one!)
You type it in wrong once and every day for the next 15 years Google is like "Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of *kitten*? Is that what you wanna do? Moron."
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EVER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂5 -
I missed this thread all day. How? How did i miss this thread? I’m out there making stupid poetry threads when this was here all along?!7
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^ if she understands this, she not only has a red flag, she works at the production factory
Oooopppps! My sister and I just broke it down. If we're correct then it is from working with NY PPAS back when speaking through abbreviated format was the thing to do.
"I don't give a f## what a b### going to say about me ... I know what I did and what I didn't do."
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Dishonesty.3
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your_future_ex_wife wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
It is YOUR name, but not mine.
I prefer *dream girl*. Less common. 😋
*My queen* is also acceptable.
Oh boy. I like this A LOT
i think that might be a red flag 😂3 -
🚩A short fuse
🚩Overly defensive
🚩A lack of empathy
🚩Overuse of the phrase “I’d like to speak to a manager”8 -
When he don’t treat me like the uniquest *kitten* he know4
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When he asks to borrow my credit card cuz his mama ain’t home3
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If they...
Smell of booze or cigarettes when you first greet them.
Ask you if you want to buy a product from them or if your interested in investing money.
Talk poorly of anyone/anything or act angry about their past.
Immediately start looking at their phone when you are answering them.1
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