Mine is:
Talks about his ex
Very distant
Doesn’t tell me I look good or anything when I dress up for his attention
Very secretive
I hate that they have a password on their phone that I don’t know about
Takes their phone with them everywhere
Texts and plays on the phone but has it pointed away from you so you can’t see what they’re doing
when are you supposed to tell a new gf/bf your phone password?
Pretty sure that's a 5th date requirement, assuming sex happens on the 3rd.
Mine is:
Talks about his ex
Very distant
Doesn’t tell me I look good or anything when I dress up for his attention
Very secretive
I hate that they have a password on their phone that I don’t know about
Takes their phone with them everywhere
Texts and plays on the phone but has it pointed away from you so you can’t see what they’re doing
when are you supposed to tell a new gf/bf your phone password?
I'll get right on that when they give me the password to their telebank info.
Mine is:
Talks about his ex
Very distant
Doesn’t tell me I look good or anything when I dress up for his attention
Very secretive
I hate that they have a password on their phone that I don’t know about
Takes their phone with them everywhere
Texts and plays on the phone but has it pointed away from you so you can’t see what they’re doing
when are you supposed to tell a new gf/bf your phone password?
Mine is:
Talks about his ex
Very distant
Doesn’t tell me I look good or anything when I dress up for his attention
Very secretive
I hate that they have a password on their phone that I don’t know about
Takes their phone with them everywhere
Texts and plays on the phone but has it pointed away from you so you can’t see what they’re doing
when are you supposed to tell a new gf/bf your phone password?
Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!
That's what your cat said when he saw you coming with the cookie monster costume.
Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!
That's what your cat said when he saw you coming with the cookie monster costume.
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Pretty sure that's a 5th date requirement, assuming sex happens on the 3rd.
I'll get right on that when they give me the password to their telebank info.
When they put a ring on it.
I got the IDGAF part and the rest is gibberish. lol
Dis me.
Never
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
HAHA I just jerk the phone back.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!
That's what your cat said when he saw you coming with the cookie monster costume.
no
I'm willing to risk it.
Please text me "Good morning, beautiful"
I wake up at 4 and need to know that you are already thinking of me as soon as I open my eyes.
This is why I love delayed messages.