Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....
And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.
I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!
I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.
Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!
That's what your cat said when he saw you coming with the cookie monster costume.
Mine is:
Talks about his ex
Very distant
Doesn’t tell me I look good or anything when I dress up for his attention
Very secretive
I hate that they have a password on their phone that I don’t know about
Takes their phone with them everywhere
Texts and plays on the phone but has it pointed away from you so you can’t see what they’re doing
when are you supposed to tell a new gf/bf your phone password?
Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me
It's a tough crowd...
Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.
Once I was trying to search for Lady Gaga online and I mistyped it so for the next year every time I'd hit an "L" google would autopopulate it with "Lady Gag" which is basically a terrible thing in about sixteen different contextual ways when someone spies it from over your shoulder
And to cut off the questions before they start, I was googling her because everybody at work was talking about her and I didn't know who she was because I've been an old man in spirit since I was about 17
Ugh I hate that! (And that's a bad one!)
You type it in wrong once and every day for the next 15 years Google is like "Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of *kitten*? Is that what you wanna do? Moron."
^ if she understands this, she not only has a red flag, she works at the production factory
Oooopppps! My sister and I just broke it down. If we're correct then it is from working with NY PPAS back when speaking through abbreviated format was the thing to do.
"I don't give a f## what a b### going to say about me ... I know what I did and what I didn't do."
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I laughed way too hard at this.
I feel like a lot of people who have a pop socket spend far too much time taking selfies or on their phone in general.
You don’t. Everyone is entitled to privacy.
co-signed
This is 100% real. If he can go that long without talking to me, then he doesn’t really care.
That IS my name.
😁
It is YOUR name, but not mine.
I prefer *dream girl*. Less common. 😋
*My queen* is also acceptable.
Oh boy. I like this A LOT
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Oooopppps! My sister and I just broke it down. If we're correct then it is from working with NY PPAS back when speaking through abbreviated format was the thing to do.
"I don't give a f## what a b### going to say about me ... I know what I did and what I didn't do."
i think that might be a red flag 😂
🚩Overly defensive
🚩A lack of empathy
🚩Overuse of the phrase “I’d like to speak to a manager”