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What’s a red flag for you?

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  • seltzermint555seltzermint555 Posts: 10,228Member Member Posts: 10,228Member Member
    pop socket on their phone
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,652Member Member Posts: 4,652Member Member
    pop socket on their phone
    how come?
  • RunHardBeStrongRunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,126Member Member Posts: 33,126Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me

    It's a tough crowd...

    Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
    Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.

    I don't even let someone hold my phone when I show them a picture.....

    And they try to grab it too. So I tell them, you look with your eyes not your hands.

    I know! I don't need them scrolling and seeing that picture of my dinner last night or me in my comfy slippers or the one of my cat dressed up like Cookie Monster. I need PRIVACY dangit!

    I am definitely grabbing your phone next time I see you. I need to see your cat dressed up like cookie monster.

    Isn't anything sacred anymore?!?!?!?!

    That's what your cat said when he saw you coming with the cookie monster costume.

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    I laughed way too hard at this.
  • seltzermint555seltzermint555 Posts: 10,228Member Member Posts: 10,228Member Member
    pop socket on their phone
    how come?

    I feel like a lot of people who have a pop socket spend far too much time taking selfies or on their phone in general.
  • iMagoiMago Posts: 5,685Member Member Posts: 5,685Member Member
    pop socket on their phone

    co-signed
  • nooshi713nooshi713 Posts: 3,927Member Member Posts: 3,927Member Member
    dodea48 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    Accuses me of cheating - it means they are cheating

    Secretive about their phone

    Goes more than 24 hours without contact

    Has been broken up less than 6 months

    When they claim they don’t do social media or when they have a bunch of half naked women as their friends on there

    Can’t keep a job

    Always plays the victim and has a long list of sob stories about what women have done to them

    Goes more than 24 hours without contact -- reminder to self, set phone to call her at 3 am everyday

    This is 100% real. If he can go that long without talking to me, then he doesn’t really care.

    edited September 2019
  • nooshi713nooshi713 Posts: 3,927Member Member Posts: 3,927Member Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I don’t like *good morning beautiful* texts because he is sending that same text out to multiple women. I want him to address me by name.
    ahem

    That IS my name.

    😁

    It is YOUR name, but not mine.

    I prefer *dream girl*. Less common. 😋

    *My queen* is also acceptable.

    edited September 2019
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,652Member Member Posts: 4,652Member Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I don’t like *good morning beautiful* texts because he is sending that same text out to multiple women. I want him to address me by name.
    ahem

    That IS my name.

    😁

    It is YOUR name, but not mine.

    I prefer *dream girl*. Less common. 😋

    *My queen* is also acceptable.

    Oh boy. I like this A LOT
  • Tigg_erTigg_er Posts: 17,070Member Member Posts: 17,070Member Member
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 12,074Member Member Posts: 12,074Member Member
    Reckoner68 wrote: »
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    Man, a lot of you would have a really hard time dating me

    It's a tough crowd...

    Right? Sure, I'm going to give someone full access to my phone.
    Right after I show them how to check my browser history too.

    Once I was trying to search for Lady Gaga online and I mistyped it so for the next year every time I'd hit an "L" google would autopopulate it with "Lady Gag" which is basically a terrible thing in about sixteen different contextual ways when someone spies it from over your shoulder

    And to cut off the questions before they start, I was googling her because everybody at work was talking about her and I didn't know who she was because I've been an old man in spirit since I was about 17

    Ugh I hate that! (And that's a bad one!)

    You type it in wrong once and every day for the next 15 years Google is like "Do you wanna go to Faceboot today? Huh? You wanna visit a boot with a face on it? Huh, you piece of *kitten*? Is that what you wanna do? Moron."

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  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 9,237Member Member Posts: 9,237Member Member
    iMago wrote: »
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    ^ if she understands this, she not only has a red flag, she works at the production factory

    Oooopppps! My sister and I just broke it down. If we're correct then it is from working with NY PPAS back when speaking through abbreviated format was the thing to do.

    "I don't give a f## what a b### going to say about me ... I know what I did and what I didn't do."

  • 777Gemma888777Gemma888 Posts: 9,237Member Member Posts: 9,237Member Member
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,652Member Member Posts: 4,652Member Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I don’t like *good morning beautiful* texts because he is sending that same text out to multiple women. I want him to address me by name.
    ahem

    That IS my name.

    😁

    It is YOUR name, but not mine.

    I prefer *dream girl*. Less common. 😋

    *My queen* is also acceptable.

    Oh boy. I like this A LOT

    i think that might be a red flag 😂
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 12,074Member Member Posts: 12,074Member Member
    When he don’t treat me like the uniquest *kitten* he know
  • caco_ethescaco_ethes Posts: 12,074Member Member Posts: 12,074Member Member
    When he asks to borrow my credit card cuz his mama ain’t home
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