What’s a red flag for you?

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  • Revolu7
    Revolu7 Posts: 1,043 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    If he says all of his ex girlfriends are crazy and has nothing nice to say about any of them.

    What if hes like 50 with no ex girlfriends? 😁

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    Oh yes.....nothing like a sexy bag of sand....
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    If he says all of his ex girlfriends are crazy and has nothing nice to say about any of them.

    .... what if he's right?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    If he says all of his ex girlfriends are crazy and has nothing nice to say about any of them.

    What if hes like 50 with no ex girlfriends? 😁

    I'm guessing the fella was bound-over, tried as an adult & just completed a 35 year stretch in Leavenworth.


    .... or he's gay



    or both
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Revolu7 wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    If he says all of his ex girlfriends are crazy and has nothing nice to say about any of them.

    What if hes like 50 with no ex girlfriends? 😁

    aw6wgvvyu66d.gif

    Oh yes.....nothing like a sexy bag of sand....

    Bag of sand?? My man tells me they feel like heaven 🤭
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    If he says all of his ex girlfriends are crazy and has nothing nice to say about any of them.

    .... what if he's right?

    If he's right he's the one who made them that way 🤷‍♀️😅
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    uses the 🥺 emoji
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    uses the 🥺 emoji

    But.. 🥺

    Disappearing all weekend most weekends
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    When she has no interest in staying back for the post-credits scene of a good movie
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Happy Halloween

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    We'd better enjoy it while we can in case it all fades away. Chitchat.
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    when I am always made to be the small spoon
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    when she thinks cryotherapy is where you cry your eyes out till you feel better
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,679 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when she thinks cryotherapy is where you cry your eyes out till you feel better

    Wait... You mean it's not?


    Haha
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when she thinks cryotherapy is where you cry your eyes out till you feel better

    Wait... You mean it's not?


    Haha

    You mentioned something about boobs in your post today so I will let this one slide 😏
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they twist every word I say. 🙄

    when they.... when they... when they say.... words?
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    if she's good at walking in heels
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they twist every word I say. 🙄

    when they.... when they... when they say.... words?

    When they don’t just sit and listen to my words like they’re supposed to.

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's good at walking in heels
    The alternative is preferred? Noted.
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    no its better if she can walk in heels, but its still a red flag too
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,510 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they twist every word I say. 🙄

    when they.... when they... when they say.... words?

    When they don’t just sit and listen to my words like they’re supposed to.

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    If you can somehow equate THIS with listening to me......it’s just a visual.

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    yeah, I could get behind that.

    maybe more like this....


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  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,679 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when she thinks cryotherapy is where you cry your eyes out till you feel better

    Wait... You mean it's not?


    Haha

    You mentioned something about boobs in your post today so I will let this one slide 😏

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  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,679 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    records me while im sleeping just cause she "likes the sound of my breathing"

    Better than recording you so she can play back how badly you snore because she can't sleep!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's good at walking in heels

    charmer!
    I got my sitting/standing shoes, and my walking shoes! Glad you know the difference!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    records me while im sleeping just cause she "likes the sound of my breathing"

    wtf why is that wrong

    Same with day breathing, and eating breathing - breathing noise can be a super 'no go', fyi @iMago
    ...triggers...triggers...triggers
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    records me while im sleeping just cause she "likes the sound of my breathing"

    wtf why is that wrong

    Same with day breathing, and eating breathing - breathing noise can be a super 'no go', fyi @iMago
    ...triggers...triggers...triggers

    But the right kind of breathing is the best asmr

    Like heavy deep breathing that’s totally relaxed

    We need more asmrtists to record people while they sleep is what we need
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    when she disappears for days every time the Dad bod thread has new posts
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me

    You are correct, huge red flag

    ...prob was gonna ghost you then her "plans" fell through

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