What’s a red flag for you?

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they twist every word I say. 🙄

    when they.... when they... when they say.... words?

    When they don’t just sit and listen to my words like they’re supposed to.

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's good at walking in heels
    The alternative is preferred? Noted.
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    no its better if she can walk in heels, but its still a red flag too
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's good at walking in heels
    The alternative is preferred? Noted.
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    no its better if she can walk in heels, but its still a red flag too

    That somehow makes sense. I like it.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they twist every word I say. 🙄

    when they.... when they... when they say.... words?

    When they don’t just sit and listen to my words like they’re supposed to.

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    If you can somehow equate THIS with listening to me......it’s just a visual.

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they twist every word I say. 🙄

    when they.... when they... when they say.... words?

    When they don’t just sit and listen to my words like they’re supposed to.

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    If you can somehow equate THIS with listening to me......it’s just a visual.

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    yeah, I could get behind that.

    maybe more like this....


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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    When they twist every word I say. 🙄

    when they.... when they... when they say.... words?

    When they don’t just sit and listen to my words like they’re supposed to.

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    If you can somehow equate THIS with listening to me......it’s just a visual.

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    yeah, I could get behind that.

    maybe more like this....


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    I take what I can get....
  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,679 Member
    happimess01 wrote: »
    KickassAmazon76 wrote: »
    happimess01 wrote: »
    when she thinks cryotherapy is where you cry your eyes out till you feel better

    Wait... You mean it's not?


    Haha

    You mentioned something about boobs in your post today so I will let this one slide 😏

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  • KickassAmazon76
    KickassAmazon76 Posts: 4,679 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    records me while im sleeping just cause she "likes the sound of my breathing"

    Better than recording you so she can play back how badly you snore because she can't sleep!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    if she's good at walking in heels

    charmer!
    I got my sitting/standing shoes, and my walking shoes! Glad you know the difference!
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    records me while im sleeping just cause she "likes the sound of my breathing"

    wtf why is that wrong

    Same with day breathing, and eating breathing - breathing noise can be a super 'no go', fyi @iMago
    ...triggers...triggers...triggers
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    records me while im sleeping just cause she "likes the sound of my breathing"

    wtf why is that wrong

    Same with day breathing, and eating breathing - breathing noise can be a super 'no go', fyi @iMago
    ...triggers...triggers...triggers

    But the right kind of breathing is the best asmr

    Like heavy deep breathing that’s totally relaxed

    We need more asmrtists to record people while they sleep is what we need
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,073 Member
    when she disappears for days every time the Dad bod thread has new posts
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me

    You are correct, huge red flag

    ...prob was gonna ghost you then her "plans" fell through
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me

    You are correct, huge red flag

    ...prob was gonna ghost you then her "plans" fell through

    i knew it somehow i always knew it

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  • will_it_go_round_in_circles
    will_it_go_round_in_circles Posts: 985 Member
    if she pees standing up
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,285 Member
    edited November 2020
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    when she "sorry i JUST got this text omg my phone died"'s me

    You are correct, huge red flag

    ...prob was gonna ghost you then her "plans" fell through

    But- But what if her notis aren't on? 🤷🏿‍♀️ (...puts on what she suspects is a "Boomer Voice"): "Why doesn't any one call anymore?"

    Also, I have the attention span of a hummingbird so.........

    Wait, what are we talking about again?
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    eatpolerepeat wrote: »
    will_it_go_round_in_circles wrote: »
    if she pees standing up

    Unless she has a shewee

    Or a go girl
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics

    i communicate strictly by telepathy at this point
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics

    i communicate strictly by telepathy at this point

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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics

    i communicate strictly by telepathy at this point

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  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    When he slides into my DMs to comment on my pics

    i communicate strictly by telepathy at this point

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  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,320 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Only compliments girls who show cleavage.

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    Diversify. Compliment the *kitten* shots too ffs.

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