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pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,619Member Member Posts: 1,619Member Member
Sometimes people post on here and they seem like their lives are sooo good and everything must be all together for them. Sometimes people post and it reeks of hot dumpster fire life. Sometimes people seem so self righteous that you think either “they have it together” or “hun, you need to come back to reality with the rest of us”. So how are you a hot mess? Or are you an “I got it goin on”? How so? Discuss so we can either revel in your hotness of messes, or admire your I got it goin on-ness. I myself am a hot mess with the possibility of eventually having some parts goin on.
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  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,619Member Member Posts: 1,619Member Member
    @cee134 is a hot mess and that’s how he’s got it goin on
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    My friend beat me with my own flip flop recently.
  • LyndaBSSLyndaBSS Posts: 5,912Member, Premium Member Posts: 5,912Member, Premium Member
    I think everybody falls somewhere between those two extremes.
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,905Member Member Posts: 7,905Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I drive while wearing a snorkel in case I crash into a lake.

    That’s just good planning .. and you know what they say ... fail to plan .. plan to fail
  • smantha32smantha32 Posts: 7,005Member Member Posts: 7,005Member Member
    While I don't know that I'd consider myself a mess, almost nothing in my life seems to be working right, so I guess that qualifies.
  • Cowsfan1Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,905Member Member Posts: 7,905Member Member
    I'm a huge mess. @GymGoddessGoals is a witness of my mess quite frequently. I went to get a haircut a few months back and the hair dresser asked me "How do you do it? 4 kids and you look so put together"

    "I use tape " is what I told her. She laughed and laughed but that's exactly how it feels like. I'm just taping the pieces as I go on with my day. That tape comes undone often and then lots & lots of beer is consumed.

    I use this same strategy quite often
  • lx1xlx1x Posts: 14,429Member Member Posts: 14,429Member Member
    Is messy the same? I need to put on baby bib when I eat.. 😁
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    I wear my baseball cap backwards while wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of my eyes. I also think shadows are alive.
  • km8907km8907 Posts: 3,834Member Member Posts: 3,834Member Member
    I can't find the energy to get down stairs and to the dumpster to throw my trash away. It gets pretty ripe.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    I often injury myself in my sleep and tell people it's a weight lifting injury.
  • CoffeeAndContourCoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,443Member Member Posts: 1,443Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    I only buy Number 3 pencils but don't have a pencil sharper so I have to use a knife.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.
  • CoffeeAndContourCoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,443Member Member Posts: 1,443Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.

    Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.
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