Are you a mess? Post here

pizzamyheart
pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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Sometimes people post on here and they seem like their lives are sooo good and everything must be all together for them. Sometimes people post and it reeks of hot dumpster fire life. Sometimes people seem so self righteous that you think either “they have it together” or “hun, you need to come back to reality with the rest of us”. So how are you a hot mess? Or are you an “I got it goin on”? How so? Discuss so we can either revel in your hotness of messes, or admire your I got it goin on-ness. I myself am a hot mess with the possibility of eventually having some parts goin on.
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  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    @cee134 is a hot mess and that’s how he’s got it goin on
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    My friend beat me with my own flip flop recently.
  • LyndaBSS
    LyndaBSS Posts: 6,964 Member
    I think everybody falls somewhere between those two extremes.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I drive while wearing a snorkel in case I crash into a lake.

    That’s just good planning .. and you know what they say ... fail to plan .. plan to fail
  • smantha32
    smantha32 Posts: 6,990 Member
    While I don't know that I'd consider myself a mess, almost nothing in my life seems to be working right, so I guess that qualifies.
  • Cowsfan1
    Cowsfan1 Posts: 7,937 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I'm a huge mess. @GymGoddessGoals is a witness of my mess quite frequently. I went to get a haircut a few months back and the hair dresser asked me "How do you do it? 4 kids and you look so put together"

    "I use tape " is what I told her. She laughed and laughed but that's exactly how it feels like. I'm just taping the pieces as I go on with my day. That tape comes undone often and then lots & lots of beer is consumed.

    I use this same strategy quite often
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,330 Member
    Is messy the same? I need to put on baby bib when I eat.. 😁
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I wear my baseball cap backwards while wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of my eyes. I also think shadows are alive.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I can't find the energy to get down stairs and to the dumpster to throw my trash away. It gets pretty ripe.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I often injury myself in my sleep and tell people it's a weight lifting injury.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I only buy Number 3 pencils but don't have a pencil sharper so I have to use a knife.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.

    Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    I've spread butter with a spoon because all my knives were dirty.
  • CoffeeAndContour
    CoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,466 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.

    Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.

    Now you’re just missing a wiener.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.

    Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.

    Now you’re just missing a wiener.

    Rev provided said wiener.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I always have 1 boot on my porch.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I’ve just eaten the discarded pizza crusts of others so as not to have to get my own plate
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I used to think the trees were screaming and only recently found out they were cicadas.
  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?

    I think so, don't you?

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