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I do stand up comedy based on rocks I find.1
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I have it all together because I’m wearing my “hold on to your butts” shirt2
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I have long hair so I don't have to bother with money or time it takes to get it cut. And it's a shaggy mess.3
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I also bought Ezekiel bread and nut butter to be healthy and ate chinese instead.2
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Yes, yes I am sometimes.1
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Sometimes I watch those day in the life vlogs on YouTube where some 25 year old wakes up in the morning with no eye crust and goes straight to the gym. Then they stop at a Chick-fil-A and film themselves eating... oblivious to the crowded diner that surrounds them. After that they might do an unboxing of a new pair of sandblasted jeans that came in the mail, which they smugly claim they "don't remember ordering".
I think to myself, man, this new generation has their faculties in order.
As for me?
I have to give myself a pep talk in the car before I go inside Walmart to buy more antacid pills. My vlogs would be so damn pathetic it's not even funny.4 -
@MichSmishI’m a bit of a hot mess right now ☹️🤷🏼♀️
oh hey there Rita Mae Young...
nice to see you!
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I ate spaghettios and popcorn for dinner last night because I couldn't face going to the grocery store.5
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pizzamyheart wrote: »I’ve just eaten the discarded pizza crusts of others so as not to have to get my own plate
Uh, I do this a lot. I also refuse to let perfectly good pan pizza crusts go to waste. :laugh:
Beginning to understand a lot more about why I'm here.2 -
I went to pick up my sons at the football game an hour early so I could sit in the parking lot and wait by myself.2
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I threw away two packs of chicken because it’s been easier to get pizza and chicken tenders this week.1
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I have several nicknames for mine.
Jonesy - Noodlecat, Jonesicus, Captain Noodle, *kitten*
Galaxy - Her Highness, Mewpasaurus, Old Dame, Prissypants
Magellan - Douchedactyl, Lovebug, Book Buddy, Floofasaurus Rex :laugh:2 -
I'm a mess, house is a mess, nough' said.0
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Sometimes I watch those day in the life vlogs on YouTube where some 25 year old wakes up in the morning with no eye crust and goes straight to the gym. Then they stop at a Chick-fil-A and film themselves eating... oblivious to the crowded diner that surrounds them. After that they might do an unboxing of a new pair of sandblasted jeans that came in the mail, which they smugly claim they "don't remember ordering".
I think to myself, man, this new generation has their faculties in order.
As for me?
I have to give myself a pep talk in the car before I go inside Walmart to buy more antacid pills. My vlogs would be so damn pathetic it's not even funny.
Hey, you made me crack up so there ya go!0 -
Sometimes I watch those day in the life vlogs on YouTube where some 25 year old wakes up in the morning with no eye crust and goes straight to the gym. Then they stop at a Chick-fil-A and film themselves eating... oblivious to the crowded diner that surrounds them. After that they might do an unboxing of a new pair of sandblasted jeans that came in the mail, which they smugly claim they "don't remember ordering".
I think to myself, man, this new generation has their faculties in order.
As for me?
I have to give myself a pep talk in the car before I go inside Walmart to buy more antacid pills. My vlogs would be so damn pathetic it's not even funny.
You say this as though this isn't totally a YT channel I would watch.
Which it is. Yours, that is.0 -
I live in a bathrobe and socks between the hours of 530pm and 5am most days4
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GymGoddessGoals wrote: »I live in a bathrobe and socks between the hours of 530pm and 5am most days
Same here, just a bathrobe & socks, nothing else.
Except....well, I don't wear the bathrobe.
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I put ice cream in my coffee this morning because I forgot to pick up creamer.6
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I dont I've in a neighborhood with an HOA but my neighbors are banning together to protest my lawn care methods.3
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Sometimes I watch those day in the life vlogs on YouTube where some 25 year old wakes up in the morning with no eye crust and goes straight to the gym. Then they stop at a Chick-fil-A and film themselves eating... oblivious to the crowded diner that surrounds them. After that they might do an unboxing of a new pair of sandblasted jeans that came in the mail, which they smugly claim they "don't remember ordering".
I think to myself, man, this new generation has their faculties in order.
As for me?
I have to give myself a pep talk in the car before I go inside Walmart to buy more antacid pills. My vlogs would be so damn pathetic it's not even funny.
Those people are generally narcissistic idiots.0 -
Did you know there are some sports parents who actually get those little seats that make bleachers more comfortable? And they actually remember to bring them to the games? And they have blankets and everything for cold weather? They amaze me. I only remember that I want to buy a seat like that in the summer, then I think "Oh, I'll get that during soccer/football/rugby season...then I never remember until I'm sitting on those darn uncomfy bleachers. Usually freezing my *kitten* off. Sometimes I remember a blanket...but I only remember to set it by the front door and then leave it there as I drive away. And I've been a sport parent for many many many years.
For what its worth....I haven't been able to actually get a grocery list to the grocery store in about twenty years. I always forget them at home on the counter or leave them in the car. I'm not an all together.2 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »Did you know there are some sports parents who actually get those little seats that make bleachers more comfortable? And they actually remember to bring them to the games? And they have blankets and everything for cold weather? They amaze me. I only remember that I want to buy a seat like that in the summer, then I think "Oh, I'll get that during soccer/football/rugby season...then I never remember until I'm sitting on those darn uncomfy bleachers. Usually freezing my *kitten* off. Sometimes I remember a blanket...but I only remember to set it by the front door and then leave it there as I drive away. And I've been a sport parent for many many many years.
For what its worth....I haven't been able to actually get a grocery list to the grocery store in about twenty years. I always forget them at home on the counter or leave them in the car. I'm not an all together.
All i read is, im a loving parent that supports all my kids activities despite how uncomfortable the situation may be 7 -
I exist on a scale between composed, organised and professional, and being an anxious wreck who forgets why they left the house 🤷♀️2
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I have 6 different goals, each with conflicting actions required to achieve them and not enough time for more than 2. Certainly not enough coherent brain power to contemplate the necessary steps required. At least now one is done. 5 more to go4
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I bought decaf coffee. I had to drink that for a week 😩2
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GymGoddessGoals wrote: »I live in a bathrobe and socks between the hours of 530pm and 5am most days
Gawd I love you 😅1 -
Sometimes I sleep on top of my covers because I don't feel like making the bed.3
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