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  • your_future_ex_wife
    your_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,278 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    your_future_ex_wife wrote: »
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?

    I think so, don't you?

    oh *kitten*! i’m a *kitten* mess!
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    edited September 2019
    You can polish a piece of rock to a high sheen and people will think it is a great material for their kitchen counter tops. They like the color, they like the thickness, they like that it matches the tile on the backsplash. None of that means that its strong enough to resist cracking when you drop your cast iron frying pan on it.

    Sometimes that's how I feel.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
    r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »
    I'm a huge mess. @GymGoddessGoals is a witness of my mess quite frequently. I went to get a haircut a few months back and the hair dresser asked me "How do you do it? 4 kids and you look so put together"

    "I use tape " is what I told her. She laughed and laughed but that's exactly how it feels like. I'm just taping the pieces as I go on with my day. That tape comes undone often and then lots & lots of beer is consumed.

    And sometimes superglue...right?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited September 2019
    I lost all my shirts so now I always wear my jacket, even in summer time.

    Edit to add: that happened years ago.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    my kids haven't worn matching socks in fifteen years
  • Glazed_and_Confused
    Glazed_and_Confused Posts: 1,307 Member
    I own a pair of Crocs
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When I was a kid my friend at camp, who he said his dad's a vet, told me the best way to bond with my cat was to use my hands to clean the litter box. I still don't own a scooper.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    Nobody in my house ever knows exactly who I'm talking to. I will look at one person, and out will come the name of every child and/or pet we have, but never usually the name of the person I'm actually talking to.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Also I can only go to sleep if my cat is wearing his cat hat I made him.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I've used the scissors from our kitchen junk drawer to cut my salad. And I don't even care.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I've used the scissors from our kitchen junk drawer to cut my salad. And I don't even care.

    I use iceberg lettuce to wash my hands because I heard it is 98% water.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I don't actually know what bacon is.
  • TheChristianSimone
    TheChristianSimone Posts: 156 Member
    I'm a walking contradiction. I also feel Im not special on positive things but very special on the negative which makes things real spicy.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I have an IG account for things I find on the ground.
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    @pizzamyheart - same! AND I have a note on the front door stating I will not answer the door for cold calls or sales pitches. I also let the phone ring and ring if I don't recognize the number.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
    I sleep standing up so I don't have to recomb my hair in the morning
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I have an IG account for things I find on the ground.

    @cee134 - Please tell me your IG is public
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    I’m a bit of a hot mess right now ☹️🤷🏼‍♀️
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    mtndewme wrote: »
    Mark me down as a dumpster fire.

    I'm a hot mess because I frequently refer to my cat as my "infant child". :#

    We refer to our cats as “the kids”, collectively. :smile:
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    mtndewme wrote: »
    Mark me down as a dumpster fire.

    I'm a hot mess because I frequently refer to my cat as my "infant child". :#

    I'm a horrible hot mess then. We refer to the pets as Fatso, The Queen and The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

    Yes, we have pet names for our pets. I just realized how pathetic that is. :s
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    RAinWA wrote: »
    mtndewme wrote: »
    Mark me down as a dumpster fire.

    I'm a hot mess because I frequently refer to my cat as my "infant child". :#

    I'm a horrible hot mess then. We refer to the pets as Fatso, The Queen and The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

    Yes, we have pet names for our pets. I just realized how pathetic that is. :s

    I also have a "Fatso" but he's a bunny.
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    All of my posts are about my pets because I have no life outside of work.

    In conclusion,
    I do voices for all of my pets and they all have accents. Ophelia the cat is Russian. Julio the bunny is a very whiny Swedish and the other bunny Blue is probably Swedish mixed with Brit???? The accents are bad but I amuse myself greatly and that's what matters.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    DonutEatThat wrote: »
    I own a pair of Crocs

    post reported.
  • BoosDimples
    BoosDimples Posts: 2,826 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    mtndewme wrote: »
    All of my posts are about my pets because I have no life outside of work.

    In conclusion,
    I do voices for all of my pets and they all have accents. Ophelia the cat is Russian. Julio the bunny is a very whiny Swedish and the other bunny Blue is probably Swedish mixed with Brit???? The accents are bad but I amuse myself greatly and that's what matters.

    i like to make my lil girls cat hattie sound real prissy when i do her voice and then make my cat batman sound real tough & strong bc it annoys my girl

    :lol:

    Charlie has the “poshest English” accent- he’s a stray reminiscent of the pauper in The Prince and the Pauper story. Honey and Ronnie “sound”like Pinky and the Brain, respectively. :joy:
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I have more baggage than Paris Hilton on Safari.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I like to smell turtles.
  • mtndewme
    mtndewme Posts: 724 Member
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    mtndewme wrote: »
    All of my posts are about my pets because I have no life outside of work.

    In conclusion,
    I do voices for all of my pets and they all have accents. Ophelia the cat is Russian. Julio the bunny is a very whiny Swedish and the other bunny Blue is probably Swedish mixed with Brit???? The accents are bad but I amuse myself greatly and that's what matters.

    i like to make my lil girls cat hattie sound real prissy when i do her voice and then make my cat batman sound real tough & strong bc it annoys my girl
    BoosDimples wrote: »
    tinkerhellraiser wrote: »
    mtndewme wrote: »
    All of my posts are about my pets because I have no life outside of work.

    In conclusion,
    I do voices for all of my pets and they all have accents. Ophelia the cat is Russian. Julio the bunny is a very whiny Swedish and the other bunny Blue is probably Swedish mixed with Brit???? The accents are bad but I amuse myself greatly and that's what matters.

    i like to make my lil girls cat hattie sound real prissy when i do her voice and then make my cat batman sound real tough & strong bc it annoys my girl

    :lol:

    Charlie has the “poshest English” accent- he’s a stray reminiscent of the pauper in The Prince and the Pauper story. Honey and Ronnie “sound”like Pinky and the Brain, respectively. :joy:

    I'm not alone! :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    My puppets won't talk to me anymore.

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