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  • km8907km8907 Posts: 3,824Member Member Posts: 3,824Member Member
    I've spread butter with a spoon because all my knives were dirty.
  • CoffeeAndContourCoffeeAndContour Posts: 1,429Member Member Posts: 1,429Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.

    Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.

    Now you’re just missing a wiener.
  • km8907km8907 Posts: 3,824Member Member Posts: 3,824Member Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    Do you add plain chips?

    Only when I run out of bread.

    You’re not doing it right.

    Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.

    Now you’re just missing a wiener.

    Rev provided said wiener.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    I always have 1 boot on my porch.
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,589Member Member Posts: 1,589Member Member
    I’ve just eaten the discarded pizza crusts of others so as not to have to get my own plate
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    I used to think the trees were screaming and only recently found out they were cicadas.
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,249Member Member Posts: 4,249Member Member
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,589Member Member Posts: 1,589Member Member
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?

    I think so, don't you?
  • your_future_ex_wifeyour_future_ex_wife Posts: 4,249Member Member Posts: 4,249Member Member
    I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.

    That counts?

    I think so, don't you?

    oh *kitten*! i’m a *kitten* mess!
  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Posts: 413Member Member Posts: 413Member Member
    You can polish a piece of rock to a high sheen and people will think it is a great material for their kitchen counter tops. They like the color, they like the thickness, they like that it matches the tile on the backsplash. None of that means that its strong enough to resist cracking when you drop your cast iron frying pan on it.

    Sometimes that's how I feel.
    edited September 13
  • GymGoddessGoalsGymGoddessGoals Posts: 413Member Member Posts: 413Member Member
    I'm a huge mess. @GymGoddessGoals is a witness of my mess quite frequently. I went to get a haircut a few months back and the hair dresser asked me "How do you do it? 4 kids and you look so put together"

    "I use tape " is what I told her. She laughed and laughed but that's exactly how it feels like. I'm just taping the pieces as I go on with my day. That tape comes undone often and then lots & lots of beer is consumed.

    And sometimes superglue...right?
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    I lost all my shirts so now I always wear my jacket, even in summer time.

    Edit to add: that happened years ago.
    edited September 13
  • pizzamyheartpizzamyheart Posts: 1,589Member Member Posts: 1,589Member Member
    my kids haven't worn matching socks in fifteen years
  • DonutEatThatDonutEatThat Posts: 1,325Member Member Posts: 1,325Member Member
    I own a pair of Crocs
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,352Member Member Posts: 3,352Member Member
    I look at life as peaks and troughs. What goes up, must come down. Without the sad times, I know I wouldn't truely appreciate my good times. I try my best these days to keep a happy equilibrium. I started really getting to understand what makes me sad, unhappy and I basically set about changing those things. But, as nothing in life is perfect, it doesnt always go to plan. But my major turn around, was to stop beating myself up when things go wrong that way I can just focus on fixing it. I realised if a friend had issues, or messed up I would be kind, patient and offer good advice. While feeding her ice cream from a tub watching a rom com movie. And I would hug her and tell her 'it's all gona be alright, now what can we do to fix it or make it better?'

    So I decided to become my own best friend. Yes I fall apart every now and again. Worst part, I don't see it coming. Life gets on top of you and tests you. I have tried to minimize these effects by cutting back alcohol as I realised that it was not helping me cope. It was making me depressed. And the issues were still there. I am actually in a really happy place and I think that's cos I decided that, I like me. I'm not so bad. I let go of the past and dealt with it. Instead of living it everyday. But that was gradual and only happened when I was ready for it. Now I live for the future. Kinda feel that what I do now, I'm trying to live more in the present, while still planning for the future.

    These days, I expect bad stuff, but my confidence has grown that I can deal. Having some good pals at work that I can talk to has really helped me get my *kitten* together. At 32, I feel like I only just got my *kitten* together and I used to worry it would never happen.
  • cee134cee134 Posts: 33,842Member Member Posts: 33,842Member Member
    When I was a kid my friend at camp, who he said his dad's a vet, told me the best way to bond with my cat was to use my hands to clean the litter box. I still don't own a scooper.
  • FeelinFooFooFeelinFooFoo Posts: 3,352Member Member Posts: 3,352Member Member
    I am a hot mess when it comes to dressing myself. No joke. My mother dressed me until I was like, 20 something? She was a helicopter mum and insisted on helping me pick outfits. I should make clear, I put the clothes on myself. She wasn't THAT bad.

    I just struggle putting outfits together. But maybe I just don't care enough about it. If it fits and is comfy and I don't look awful I'm happy. But I would like to get better at this.
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