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I've spread butter with a spoon because all my knives were dirty.4
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.
Now you’re just missing a wiener.1 -
My package will sometimes escape my gym shorts but I will finish my reps before rehoming them.
That’s how important my fitness is to me.9 -
CoffeeAndContour wrote: »CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.
Now you’re just missing a wiener.
Rev provided said wiener.1 -
I always have 1 boot on my porch.1
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I’ve just eaten the discarded pizza crusts of others so as not to have to get my own plate3
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I used to think the trees were screaming and only recently found out they were cicadas.4
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I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.7
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pizzamyheart wrote: »I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.
That counts?0 -
your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.
That counts?
I think so, don't you?1 -
pizzamyheart wrote: »your_future_ex_wife wrote: »pizzamyheart wrote: »I always hide when people come to the door and pretend I’m not home.
That counts?
I think so, don't you?
oh *kitten*! i’m a *kitten* mess!1 -
A convenient and true representation of me trying to avoid the mess that is my life.
Everything is fine.
Fine and good.
Very fine and good.5 -
You can polish a piece of rock to a high sheen and people will think it is a great material for their kitchen counter tops. They like the color, they like the thickness, they like that it matches the tile on the backsplash. None of that means that its strong enough to resist cracking when you drop your cast iron frying pan on it.
Sometimes that's how I feel.2 -
r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »I'm a huge mess. @GymGoddessGoals is a witness of my mess quite frequently. I went to get a haircut a few months back and the hair dresser asked me "How do you do it? 4 kids and you look so put together"
"I use tape " is what I told her. She laughed and laughed but that's exactly how it feels like. I'm just taping the pieces as I go on with my day. That tape comes undone often and then lots & lots of beer is consumed.
And sometimes superglue...right?1 -
I lost all my shirts so now I always wear my jacket, even in summer time.
Edit to add: that happened years ago.2 -
my kids haven't worn matching socks in fifteen years2
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I own a pair of Crocs4
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When I was a kid my friend at camp, who he said his dad's a vet, told me the best way to bond with my cat was to use my hands to clean the litter box. I still don't own a scooper.2
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Nobody in my house ever knows exactly who I'm talking to. I will look at one person, and out will come the name of every child and/or pet we have, but never usually the name of the person I'm actually talking to.
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Also I can only go to sleep if my cat is wearing his cat hat I made him.2
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