Are you a mess? Post here
pizzamyheart
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Sometimes people post on here and they seem like their lives are sooo good and everything must be all together for them. Sometimes people post and it reeks of hot dumpster fire life. Sometimes people seem so self righteous that you think either “they have it together” or “hun, you need to come back to reality with the rest of us”. So how are you a hot mess? Or are you an “I got it goin on”? How so? Discuss so we can either revel in your hotness of messes, or admire your I got it goin on-ness. I myself am a hot mess with the possibility of eventually having some parts goin on.
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@cee134 is a hot mess and that’s how he’s got it goin on2
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My friend beat me with my own flip flop recently.4
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I think everybody falls somewhere between those two extremes.2
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I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.7
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I drive while wearing a snorkel in case I crash into a lake.8
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I'm a huge mess. @GymGoddessGoals is a witness of my mess quite frequently. I went to get a haircut a few months back and the hair dresser asked me "How do you do it? 4 kids and you look so put together"
"I use tape " is what I told her. She laughed and laughed but that's exactly how it feels like. I'm just taping the pieces as I go on with my day. That tape comes undone often and then lots & lots of beer is consumed.10 -
While I don't know that I'd consider myself a mess, almost nothing in my life seems to be working right, so I guess that qualifies.2
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r3d_butt3rfly_ wrote: »I'm a huge mess. @GymGoddessGoals is a witness of my mess quite frequently. I went to get a haircut a few months back and the hair dresser asked me "How do you do it? 4 kids and you look so put together"
"I use tape " is what I told her. She laughed and laughed but that's exactly how it feels like. I'm just taping the pieces as I go on with my day. That tape comes undone often and then lots & lots of beer is consumed.
I use this same strategy quite often2 -
Is messy the same? I need to put on baby bib when I eat.. 😁0
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I wear my pj’s all day so I don’t have to bother changing clothes5
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On weekends I go to the mall and pretend to be one of those people doing surveys so I can talk to someone. My clipboard that I use to look official just has drawing of my cat.5
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I wear my baseball cap backwards while wearing sunglasses to keep the sun out of my eyes. I also think shadows are alive.3
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I can't find the energy to get down stairs and to the dumpster to throw my trash away. It gets pretty ripe.2
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I often injury myself in my sleep and tell people it's a weight lifting injury.1
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I only buy Number 3 pencils but don't have a pencil sharper so I have to use a knife.3
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
Only when I run out of bread.2 -
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »
Sometimes I add mustard for flavor.1
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