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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    mtndewme wrote: »

    I'm not alone! :D

    My cats hiss at me when I do the wrong voice for them.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I do stand up comedy based on rocks I find.
  • Reckoner68
    Reckoner68 Posts: 2,139 Member
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    I have it all together because I’m wearing my “hold on to your butts” shirt
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    I often make ketchup sandwiches for dinner so I don't have to cook.

    I hate tuna...but I eat it so I dont have to think about or make a lunch.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    I have long hair so I don't have to bother with money or time it takes to get it cut. And it's a shaggy mess.
  • isalsayourface123
    isalsayourface123 Posts: 2,153 Member
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    I also bought Ezekiel bread and nut butter to be healthy and ate chinese instead.
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
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    Yes, yes I am sometimes.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
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    Sometimes I watch those day in the life vlogs on YouTube where some 25 year old wakes up in the morning with no eye crust and goes straight to the gym. Then they stop at a Chick-fil-A and film themselves eating... oblivious to the crowded diner that surrounds them. After that they might do an unboxing of a new pair of sandblasted jeans that came in the mail, which they smugly claim they "don't remember ordering".
    I think to myself, man, this new generation has their faculties in order.

    As for me?
    I have to give myself a pep talk in the car before I go inside Walmart to buy more antacid pills. My vlogs would be so damn pathetic it's not even funny.
  • mi_nina_lola
    mi_nina_lola Posts: 767 Member
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    MichSmish wrote: »
    I’m a bit of a hot mess right now ☹️🤷🏼‍♀️
    @MichSmish

    oh hey there Rita Mae Young... :) nice to see you!
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    pizzamyheart wrote: »
    I’ve just eaten the discarded pizza crusts of others so as not to have to get my own plate

    Uh, I do this a lot. I also refuse to let perfectly good pan pizza crusts go to waste. :laugh:

    Beginning to understand a lot more about why I'm here.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    I went to pick up my sons at the football game an hour early so I could sit in the parking lot and wait by myself.
  • pizzamyheart
    pizzamyheart Posts: 1,836 Member
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    I threw away two packs of chicken because it’s been easier to get pizza and chicken tenders this week.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    RAinWA wrote: »
    mtndewme wrote: »
    Mark me down as a dumpster fire.

    I'm a hot mess because I frequently refer to my cat as my "infant child". :#

    I'm a horrible hot mess then. We refer to the pets as Fatso, The Queen and The Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

    Yes, we have pet names for our pets. I just realized how pathetic that is. :s

    I have several nicknames for mine.

    Jonesy - Noodlecat, Jonesicus, Captain Noodle, *kitten*
    Galaxy - Her Highness, Mewpasaurus, Old Dame, Prissypants
    Magellan - Douchedactyl, Lovebug, Book Buddy, Floofasaurus Rex :laugh:
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    I'm a mess, house is a mess, nough' said.
  • Motherofship
    Motherofship Posts: 122 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    Sometimes I watch those day in the life vlogs on YouTube where some 25 year old wakes up in the morning with no eye crust and goes straight to the gym. Then they stop at a Chick-fil-A and film themselves eating... oblivious to the crowded diner that surrounds them. After that they might do an unboxing of a new pair of sandblasted jeans that came in the mail, which they smugly claim they "don't remember ordering".
    I think to myself, man, this new generation has their faculties in order.

    As for me?
    I have to give myself a pep talk in the car before I go inside Walmart to buy more antacid pills. My vlogs would be so damn pathetic it's not even funny.

    Hey, you made me crack up so there ya go!
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    kam26001 wrote: »
    Sometimes I watch those day in the life vlogs on YouTube where some 25 year old wakes up in the morning with no eye crust and goes straight to the gym. Then they stop at a Chick-fil-A and film themselves eating... oblivious to the crowded diner that surrounds them. After that they might do an unboxing of a new pair of sandblasted jeans that came in the mail, which they smugly claim they "don't remember ordering".
    I think to myself, man, this new generation has their faculties in order.

    As for me?
    I have to give myself a pep talk in the car before I go inside Walmart to buy more antacid pills. My vlogs would be so damn pathetic it's not even funny.

    You say this as though this isn't totally a YT channel I would watch.

    Which it is. Yours, that is.
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    I live in a bathrobe and socks between the hours of 530pm and 5am most days

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