Guys/Girls: What is your real opinion on..

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  • CupcakeCrusoe
    CupcakeCrusoe Posts: 1,440 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-

    tell us what "omg i hate u" means

    The "omg" makes it joking

    iMago: your new pumpkin spice marshmallows taste like poop
    woman: omg i hate u

    iMago: Not joking at all, you smell like poop
    woman: i hate you
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-

    tell us what "omg i hate u" means

    I would translate it as...

    If you leave the apple on that tree any longer, it's going to spoil 😏
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-

    tell us what "omg i hate u" means

    the same thing as when guy says “omg youre adorable”
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-

    tell us what "omg i hate u" means

    Anxiously awaiting an answer on this cause the only things I know about women are 1) don't feed them after midnight 2) no bright light and 3) don't spill water on them (yes I chose my words carefully)

    ...

    waitaSECOND
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Sexy - this is more than looks. This is his overall demeanor. It’s a whole vibe. Like quietly watching you from across a bonfire or balcony while he smokes a cigar and he doesn’t awkwardly break eye contact when you bust him looking. Instead he sits forward in his seat and winks at your flustered reaction, then takes the cigar out and smiles right before blowing the smoke out and you’re staring like a dummy at the way his cheek creases into a long dimple that was otherwise obscured by his beard and lord have MERCY

    Ma'am! Now I need a cigarette...even though I don't smoke. Where's THIS guy?

    Isn’t he dreamy?
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    edited August 2020
    iMago wrote: »
    ladies-

    tell us what "omg i hate u" means

    Depends. In regular situations it's the as stated 😘🥰 but if they ate my leftovers or a brownie it means that they are dead to me. ☠️
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Ladies...

    What does it mean if she air high fives you? 🥰...
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Ladies...

    What does it mean if she air high fives you? 🥰...

    She wants to see your lats 😏
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Ladies...

    What does it mean if she air high fives you? 🥰...

    She wants to see your lats 😏

    OMG I hope that a euphemism 😏...
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Ladies...

    What does it mean if she air high fives you? 🥰...

    She wants to see your lats 😏

    OMG I hope that a euphemism 😏...

    Omg totally it is *air high five*
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    theyre testing you. they wanna see if you text back right away.

    dont play their little game its not worth it. make them wait minimum of 72 hours before you respond and make sure its at night when they're sleeping

    This may be the first time I clicked "Inspiring" and REALLY, REALLY meant it.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    Ladies...

    What does it mean if she air high fives you? 🥰...

    She wants to see your lats 😏

    OMG I hope that a euphemism 😏...

    Omg totally it is *air high five*
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    Way to change the subject 😏... 😂
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    MaltedTea wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    theyre testing you. they wanna see if you text back right away.

    dont play their little game its not worth it. make them wait minimum of 72 hours before you respond and make sure its at night when they're sleeping

    This may be the first time I clicked "Inspiring" and REALLY, REALLY meant it.

    Oh, you’re doing it wrong. Inspiring means “heyyyy”
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    I usually assume that they are much quicker witted than I and don't need my standard 2+hrs to formulate a decent response 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    Which could me that you're already dead 🤷🏽‍♂️...

    I think it may say more if she waits a bit, because then I know that she's on my level and also waits to think out her response 🤷🏽‍♂️
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    theyre testing you. they wanna see if you text back right away.

    dont play their little game its not worth it. make them wait minimum of 72 hours before you respond and make sure its at night when they're sleeping

    Should i make sure they know how much down time i had during which i could’ve texted but chose not to?

    “Hey u- got yr text friday, hope u had a better weekend than i did. Spent the whole weekend laying in bed recovering from a mild cold that totally wasn’t serious enough to incapacitate me”

    make sure you mention something about going out for a coffee with a friend too just to be safe
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    Like they actually want to engage me in conversation and haven't decided that they're sick of me and wish I'd leave them alone and GOD WHY AM I EVEN ON THIS WORLD TO BEGIN WITH everyone hates me /sob
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    Like they actually want to engage me in conversation and haven't decided that they're sick of me and wish I'd leave them alone and GOD WHY AM I EVEN ON THIS WORLD TO BEGIN WITH everyone hates me /sob

    There there, your feet are delicious
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    that i caught em at a good time
  • _sw33tp3a_11
    _sw33tp3a_11 Posts: 4,692 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    Well...when I text someone right away it's either because you're really important to me or you don't bore me to death. In the norm, I either ignore your text for a few hrs (this depends on how they prioritize me in their schedule/life) I reply in my head and forget to actually type it out or I'm super busy where I read it but can't reply atm. And lastly, because I'm typing is and I can't respond to them 😂
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    theyre testing you. they wanna see if you text back right away.

    dont play their little game its not worth it. make them wait minimum of 72 hours before you respond and make sure its at night when they're sleeping

    Should i make sure they know how much down time i had during which i could’ve texted but chose not to?

    “Hey u- got yr text friday, hope u had a better weekend than i did. Spent the whole weekend laying in bed recovering from a mild cold that totally wasn’t serious enough to incapacitate me”

    make sure you mention something about going out for a coffee with a friend too just to be safe

    Hmmm that’s good, making time for someone else of unnamed gender
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    Should i make sure they know how much down time i had during which i could’ve texted but chose not to?

    “Hey u- got yr text friday, hope u had a better weekend than i did. Spent the whole weekend laying in bed recovering from a mild cold that totally wasn’t serious enough to incapacitate me”
    iMago wrote: »
    make sure you mention something about going out for a coffee with a friend too just to be safe

    Obviously, turning off notifications is insufficient. I've been doing it wrong this whole time. Continue...

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  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    hrichts wrote: »
    Anyone- how do you interpret it when they text back right away?

    theyre testing you. they wanna see if you text back right away.

    dont play their little game its not worth it. make them wait minimum of 72 hours before you respond and make sure its at night when they're sleeping

    Should i make sure they know how much down time i had during which i could’ve texted but chose not to?

    “Hey u- got yr text friday, hope u had a better weekend than i did. Spent the whole weekend laying in bed recovering from a mild cold that totally wasn’t serious enough to incapacitate me”

    make sure you mention something about going out for a coffee with a friend too just to be safe

    Hmmm that’s good, making time for someone else of unnamed gender

    the key is to say "a friend" and leave it at that. even better to change the subject right after. let their mind do all the heavy lifting about the rest.

    What if they don’t care? What’s my play then

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