One time I. . .

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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    One time as a kid I got,
    German Measles,
    Mumps,
    Chickenpox
    Salmonella
    Impetigo

    One time the year I turned 40, I got Mono.
    What’s up with that 🤷🏼‍♀️

    One time I got
    Serious Bad *** Food Poisoning,
    hospitalized.

    to name a few.......


    🙈🙈

    This reminds me, one time I got swine flu 😬

    OMG you're so adorable 😍😂
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    walked out of a store and straight into a handicapped parking sign.
    My knees buckled, saw stars,
    but I held it together and stayed upright. 🥴✨

  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
    Once I walked right into a pole. I was talking to my friends behind me and they were trying to get me to look forward. I did, only it was too late.
  • NotSoFat70
    NotSoFat70 Posts: 304 Member
    I used a super soaker to spray my neighbours lawn with Roundup. Undiluted Roundup. He's the neighbour from hell and he poked the sleeping bear. I warned him , anything he does he'll get back 10x and no fks given about consequences.

    Haven't had a problem since 😎
  • IwillLOSE40kg
    IwillLOSE40kg Posts: 317 Member
    I was making coffees for directors and so I held 1 coffee in each hand and in one hand I also had a bottle of spray and wipe and trying to hold coffee cups tight I accidentally sprayed the spray and wipe into a coffee and was too scared to say so as far as I know he still drank it and he's alive today ...phew!
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,074 Member
    was hit on by a gay dude on a beach. He basically dropped his trunks and gestured lol
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,135 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Built a fort in the creek,
    built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac. :o
    One time I caught my kids with a fire on a rock in the creek and roasting a fish

    It’s the best thing to have a creek to play in when you’re a kid.
    So much fun! 😄

    Lived with my cousin for a bit as a kid - we shot bull frogs and caught crawfish all the time in the creek by his house. We talk about it every time I see him
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Built a fort in the creek,
    built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac. :o
    One time I caught my kids with a fire on a rock in the creek and roasting a fish

    It’s the best thing to have a creek to play in when you’re a kid.
    So much fun! 😄

    Lived with my cousin for a bit as a kid - we shot bull frogs and caught crawfish all the time in the creek by his house. We talk about it every time I see him

    We called them crawdads. Lol
    We built forts, damed up the creek,
    dug caves in the bank, etc.
    I spent a lot of time there as a kid.
    Of course as a teenager I went there to smoke, etc.
    🤭😂
  • AlexandraFindsHerself1971
    AlexandraFindsHerself1971 Posts: 3,106 Member
    Discovered that the cat had killed a mouse by stepping on the remains. Okay, several times. #rurallife
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    was in Jerusalem for Easter.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    walked out of a store and straight into a handicapped parking sign.
    My knees buckled, saw stars,
    but I held it together and stayed upright. 🥴✨

    It’s like the time I hit the handicap pole. At Target. A few months ago. And was without my vehicle forever. It looked a little something like this.
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    75azdh3zrec2.jpeg
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Tried to hit a guy with a beer bottle but my friends wouldn’t let me

    Naked Chris, sorry about that.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    that_night_in_paris wrote: »
    One time I went to pay a traffic fine and there was a long line out the door in which I stood in for what felt like at least 2 hours. When I finally got to the window they told me I was in the wrong line. It took me a good 30 seconds to process those words. I looked back at the people in line and then back to the clerk, and I just started crying in front of all of them. I never felt so beaten down like that in my life.

    Did they make you get in line again after the breakdown?
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    ducked down quickly and heard the wings swooping over and past me as I upset a Falcon on her nest in the woods.
    It was scary!
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    was walking in the woods on land we owned and came across one of these. (rough green snake)
    I grabbed it, so cute!
    He got away, under the leaves and was gone.
    I miss walking out there.

    cn61533eeflw.jpeg
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    One time I was in our parade in a pink Edsel. Okay, it was actually 2 years. My mom owned it for a few years. We have one of the longest parade routes in the country.
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    This is her. Isn’t she fun? Wonder where she is now and if she’s ok.
  • vanityy99
    vanityy99 Posts: 2,583 Member
    One time when I lived at home..
    I was woken up to load music coming from the library room which is just below my room... I got up all pissy, ran downstairs,
    took the speakers and started smashing them against the the desk till they broke

    My little brother was so dumb founded and looked so sad till this day I feel so bad and I still think about it ☹️

    Treating siblings badly never sits well on conscious, other ppl.. np.


  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    One time at Scout camp, a bunch of us were on an overnight camping trip for our wilderness survival merit badge. Come morning, our counselor came over and told us to put the coals out of the fire and get ready to go. Being we were surrounded by a bog, and it would be at least an hour hike out, we opted to not empty our canteens. Instead we put it out by peeing on it. She walked over as we were zipping up, she immediately turned around and all I could hear was "Oh my God! Oh my God!" as she was shaking her head with arms in the air. :lol:
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    One time, an acting manager at work really made me angry. I probably had a case for harassment;I opted for retribution instead.

    A few weeks later I switched the M and N keys on his keyboard. Before I finished for the day I heard him panicking over the radio that he can't get into the computer.

    I told a colleague what I did. She laughed and filled me in on what happened later.

    He called another manager in to help with the computer. The other manager logged in, no problem. He knows how to type properly, not hunt and peck like the first guy

    Everything ran smoothly until the afternoon CSM took over . Now SHE can't log in lol. The end result was IBM decided it was the hard drive and brought in a new computer. Same problem 😅

    I worried for a bit when they discovered the keyboard but nothing ever came of it

    I need to retell this story. It’s awesome
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX wrote: »
    One time at Scout camp, a bunch of us were on an overnight camping trip for our wilderness survival merit badge. Come morning, our counselor came over and told us to put the coals out of the fire and get ready to go. Being we were surrounded by a bog, and it would be at least an hour hike out, we opted to not empty our canteens. Instead we put it out by peeing on it. She walked over as we were zipping up, she immediately turned around and all I could hear was "Oh my God! Oh my God!" as she was shaking her head with arms in the air. :lol:

    Sounds resourceful to me. 🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    walked out of a store and straight into a handicapped parking sign.
    My knees buckled, saw stars,
    but I held it together and stayed upright. 🥴✨

    It’s like the time I hit the handicap pole. At Target. A few months ago. And was without my vehicle forever. It looked a little something like this.
    e1bcwskguwbv.jpeg
    75azdh3zrec2.jpeg

    😬 Hitting inanimate objects is my specialty.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    walked out of a store and straight into a handicapped parking sign.
    My knees buckled, saw stars,
    but I held it together and stayed upright. 🥴✨

    It’s like the time I hit the handicap pole. At Target. A few months ago. And was without my vehicle forever. It looked a little something like this.
    e1bcwskguwbv.jpeg
    75azdh3zrec2.jpeg

    😬 Hitting inanimate objects is my specialty.

    Could be worse then! So much worse. I lost my key at the aforementioned Target a few months later. 🙈
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    thereshegoesagain wrote: »
    One time I had sex in the sky bucket ride at Sea World.
    I thought we'd gotten away with it, but as we walked away all the crew working the ride gave us a round of applause. I was SO embarrassed.😬

    Today it would have been on the world wide web. Nice memory 😊
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    thereshegoesagain wrote: »
    One time I had sex in the sky bucket ride at Sea World.
    I thought we'd gotten away with it, but as we walked away all the crew working the ride gave us a round of applause. I was SO embarrassed.😬

    Did you go see if you had any photos? :lol::lol:

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