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One time I broke into the “witches cemetery” in Atlanta Georgia to do a ghost hunt in the middle of the night. We caught some pretty wicked evps and pictures ❤️
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One time I peed behind a dumpster while my two gay bffs were fighting like wild cats and my husband was keeping watch. Then we partied till 3am. That was this past Valentine’s Day.3
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TarryTaffyTwo wrote: »My cadaver patient was down in the morgue... I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes.
I almost fainted reading this. < Respect... hat tip to your fortitude >
I come from a completely medical family, from varying drs to nurses to techs & am the only squeamish one who can't even watch someone change a bandage without feeling weak. I can't tell you how many times at gatherings, that I'd p/u my plate & dizzy with knees weak, stumble away from the table as my relatives talked about patients with gangrene, oozing, amputations, autopsies & many assorted ailments, while eating... nothing phased them.
Several times, I explored going to school for something medical/dental & even shadowed people for a few hrs in hospitals... just couldn't handle it... too bad, cuz they all enjoyed their careers, most moved upwards into other areas of the med profession & they all make good livings.
To the thread, one time I...
... was swimming regularly at my local health club. After a few months, I noticed that everyone began staring at me as I walked by... everyone. Not only did they stare, they stared with mouths agape.
I was 20 & my ego inflated to the point that I was thinking I must look supermodel, Olympic-sensational after my whole 3-mos of swimming. I began slowly strutting from the locker room to the pool, even walking to the far end of the pool so treat for all, they could see me in all my fit glory as I sauntered passed, flipping my hair, posing & melting in their adulation. What a joy it must have been for them.
One night, as I was washing out my bathing suit, while wearing glasses (I've always been blind as a doorknob), I realized why everyone was staring. The entire backside of my bathing suit was thread bare... completely see through. Completely.
Turns out, if you get into the pool & drag your behind on the cement rather than lift & gently place yourself into the water, well, I guarantee that in 3-mos time, you're suit, too, will look like nude pantyhose & you, too, can be a moon over Miami.
I was 2 things... angry that no one ever said anything... really, did they think it was purposeful?
And, second, after the humiliating realization that I'd been mooning the entire locker room & pool area for at least 1-wk, I had to switch days/times I would swim, so no one would ever see me again. I considered buying a Groucho fake nose & glasses & black wig, but realized, no one would recognize my face, only my... well, you know.
It was a great "get over yourself" learning experience, early on in life. Since then, ego in tact.
Love!!
Reminded me, one time I was sun tanning on the roof of my house with my bestie ...and bikini top fail...she laughed and told me
...yep ego intact! (for future humiliations!)
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One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
Sure but curiosity doesn't make you gay 😁5 -
One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
You are a terrible wingman
If you were peeing next to Jessica Biel would you look at her Vag if you knew I liked her?
I would accidentally bump into her to see if her boobs were real4 -
One time as a kid I got,
German Measles,
Mumps,
Chickenpox
Salmonella
Impetigo
One time the year I turned 40, I got Mono.
What’s up with that 🤷🏼♀️
One time I got
Serious Bad *** Food Poisoning,
hospitalized.
to name a few.......
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when i was a junior in high school i broke both my arms at the same time
casts were past my elbows - i walked around like a praying mantis for 9 weeks
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One time high school days.
I was running to school (about to be late) and eating a banana for breakfast at the same time. I chucked the the banana peel onto the grass, a cop🐷 saw me, made me run all the way back to throw it in the trash lol. I was late for class.
Go fight real crimes you kittycat. So pitiful.
Although to be fair littering is a crime and you can be fined. I guess he was trying to teach me a lesson.
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stepped on a baby frog while barefoot, gross
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Built a fort in the creek,
built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac.
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I took our 4yr old stallion to a class to saddle break him.
It was a success,
never thought I’d do anything like that.2 -
TwitchyMacGee wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
You are a terrible wingman
If you were peeing next to Jessica Biel would you look at her Vag if you knew I liked her?
I would accidentally bump into her to see if her boobs were real
I need to learn this skill because I can never tell from a hug.3 -
happimess01 wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »TwitchyMacGee wrote: »One time I peed next to John Mayer while on his Mayer Craft fan cruise to Mexico. I and 3 female friends were invited back to his private party where he mixed music for like 30 of us and I went to use the bathroom then he came in and peed next to me. All the Woman were upset I didn't look at his junk. Why would I? #ilikevagina
You are a terrible wingman
If you were peeing next to Jessica Biel would you look at her Vag if you knew I liked her?
I would accidentally bump into her to see if her boobs were real
I need to learn this skill because I can never tell from a hug.
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One time I caught my kids with a fire on a rock in the creek and roasting a fishhoneybee__12 wrote: »Built a fort in the creek,
built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac.
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TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
One time I caught my kids with a fire on a rock in the creek and roasting a fishhoneybee__12 wrote: »Built a fort in the creek,
built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac.
It’s the best thing to have a creek to play in when you’re a kid.
So much fun! 😄4
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