One time I. . .

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  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
    One time I had sex in the sky bucket ride at Sea World.
    I thought we'd gotten away with it, but as we walked away all the crew working the ride gave us a round of applause. I was SO embarrassed.😬

    Did you go see if you had any photos? :lol::lol:

    This was 30+ years ago so they had cameras few points along the line, thats how the employees saw. No internet then, thank God.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    I used a super soaker to spray my neighbours lawn with Roundup. Undiluted Roundup. He's the neighbour from hell and he poked the sleeping bear. I warned him , anything he does he'll get back 10x and no fks given about consequences.

    Haven't had a problem since 😎

    Ooh. I need you to teach me your ways, I too have a neighbour from hell. Unfortunately he also has security cameras galore (he's a drug dealer) so my options are limited.
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    One time I got kicked out of my 2nd grade classroom and made to sit outside for making a lewd comment about the Yankee Doodle Dandy song. Hey, they put the word doodle in the song, not me.
  • XxFunctionalStrengthxX
    XxFunctionalStrengthxX Posts: 2,466 Member
    One time I had sex in the sky bucket ride at Sea World.
    I thought we'd gotten away with it, but as we walked away all the crew working the ride gave us a round of applause. I was SO embarrassed.😬

    Did you go see if you had any photos? :lol::lol:

    This was 30+ years ago so they had cameras few points along the line, thats how the employees saw. No internet then, thank God.

    yep, gotta love those rides where you can get photos from certain places. :lol:

  • NotSoFat70
    NotSoFat70 Posts: 304 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    I used a super soaker to spray my neighbours lawn with Roundup. Undiluted Roundup. He's the neighbour from hell and he poked the sleeping bear. I warned him , anything he does he'll get back 10x and no fks given about consequences.

    Haven't had a problem since 😎

    Ooh. I need you to teach me your ways, I too have a neighbour from hell. Unfortunately he also has security cameras galore (he's a drug dealer) so my options are limited.

    Hahaha..not much to teach.Had enough of a guy that was told repeatedly not to mess with my property. I came home to my patio covered in his homemade weedkiller ....never happened again

    I wouldn't mess with drug dealers though
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    ythannah wrote: »
    NotSoFat70 wrote: »
    I used a super soaker to spray my neighbours lawn with Roundup. Undiluted Roundup. He's the neighbour from hell and he poked the sleeping bear. I warned him , anything he does he'll get back 10x and no fks given about consequences.

    Haven't had a problem since 😎

    Ooh. I need you to teach me your ways, I too have a neighbour from hell. Unfortunately he also has security cameras galore (he's a drug dealer) so my options are limited.

    Hahaha..not much to teach.Had enough of a guy that was told repeatedly not to mess with my property. I came home to my patio covered in his homemade weedkiller ....never happened again

    I wouldn't mess with drug dealers though

    Meh, he's low level white collar drug dealer. Pretty sure he only peddles enough to float his own use, and pay the bills on the house his parents bought for him to live in.

    If anythingkiller ended up in my yard and harmed my dogs he'd die a slow painful death, cameras or no cameras. So far it's only garbage and scrap metal. And dog crap when his dog was still alive.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    One time I was hit in the head with a hockey puck and knocked out. I think it explains so much. 🤔
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
    One time in high school I carried a bottle of some sort of designer imposter perfume in my bag. It was a pretty big bottle. Might have been “Poison”. Well my backpack fell off my desk with the perfume bottle on the bottom and a stack of textbooks on top of it. Omg did it smell up the entire floor of that wing of the school! I could hear kids in the hall like “what’s that smell??” I had to put the backpack in my locker. We washed it but I think it forever smelled a little like Poison. 🤣
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    One time I was on my first day of vacation in Costa Rica; white water rafting for four hours and let me tell you......I was burnt to a crisp. I had to walk around as lobster lady the rest of the trip.
  • JoeyTheWanderer
    JoeyTheWanderer Posts: 224 Member
    Got plenty embarrassing moments lol; the hard part is choosing one. Guess I'll go with one that happened back highschool.

    I had decided to make my elective for this semester a woodshop class. All of us were supposed to make a wooden model car out of a bunch of small parts we make.

    On the day we are supposed to finish our wooden car; I have a doctor's appointment. So after asking the teach; he's willing to work with me to get it done the day before.

    Sound's reasonable right? Well it almosted worked. The thing is in my rush to get thing's done; I lost one of the tiny wooden Axel's. No matter hard how we tried me and teach couldn't find it. It was eventually found around four hour's later by my bus driver later... Gorilla Glued to my *kitten*.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,235 Member
    I resurrect thee
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    ...followed the cop that was chasing my then boyfriend, now my ex, on his dirtbike with no lights at night.
    My ex jumped the railroad tracks to get off the main road and the cop followed. Sparks went flying, he got hung up on the rails.
    My ex got away, I slowly drove by.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    didn’t get my window up fast enough inside the drive thru carwash and got blasted in the face with nasty car wash water.
    My left side of my body was soaking wet.

  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    stepped on a baby frog barefoot.
    It was so gross.
  • runinthesun7
    runinthesun7 Posts: 140 Member
    One time my brother threw a piece of cow *kitten* at me and hit me in the head, so I chased him, slipped in a pile of cow *kitten* and fell head first into another pile of cow *kitten*.

    😂🤣This made me laugh so hard for some reason!
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    was a kid snorkeling off a pier in Yucatan when I was pursued and chased out of the water by a very large Barracuda.
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    wore the beautiful red bottoms that I bought for my son’s wedding.
    Just that one time, they kill my feet.
  • s131951
    s131951 Posts: 3,776 Member
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  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    Besides being birthed I am not sure if One time I... If I did something and it was and it was pleasurable I did it again and again, and again. If not Im of the opinion you gotta do it at least a second time to make sure you didn’t like it.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    ^that reminds me
    One time I fell asleep at not only a red light but even going 80+ down the freeway. I was taking 5 hr energy shots and trying to slap myself awake but turns out that my car exhaust or something was leaking into my car. 🤷🏻‍♀️
  • genetix71
    genetix71 Posts: 44 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    One time I got so drunk, I passed out and fell directly backwards on cement. My head hit so hard, the back of my skull was soft for a month.
  • stevehenderson776
    stevehenderson776 Posts: 324 Member
    edited October 2020
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    One time I got so drunk, I passed out and fell directly backwards on cement. My head hit so hard, the back of my skull was soft for a month.

    Yeah, that can definitely be dangerous. When I was in college a student decided to walk home from a party drunk and ended up passing out somewhere along the way and froze to death. There was a big alcohol safety blitz at the school for a month or so after that one.