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  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
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    tams_89 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    One time as a kid I got,
    German Measles,
    Mumps,
    Chickenpox
    Salmonella
    Impetigo

    One time the year I turned 40, I got Mono.
    What’s up with that 🤷🏼‍♀️

    One time I got
    Serious Bad *** Food Poisoning,
    hospitalized.

    to name a few.......


    🙈🙈

    This reminds me, one time I got swine flu 😬

    OMG you're so adorable 😍😂
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    walked out of a store and straight into a handicapped parking sign.
    My knees buckled, saw stars,
    but I held it together and stayed upright. 🥴✨

  • laprimaJenny
    laprimaJenny Posts: 1,495 Member
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    Once I walked right into a pole. I was talking to my friends behind me and they were trying to get me to look forward. I did, only it was too late.
  • NotSoFat70
    NotSoFat70 Posts: 304 Member
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    I used a super soaker to spray my neighbours lawn with Roundup. Undiluted Roundup. He's the neighbour from hell and he poked the sleeping bear. I warned him , anything he does he'll get back 10x and no fks given about consequences.

    Haven't had a problem since 😎
  • IwillLOSE40kg
    IwillLOSE40kg Posts: 317 Member
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    I was making coffees for directors and so I held 1 coffee in each hand and in one hand I also had a bottle of spray and wipe and trying to hold coffee cups tight I accidentally sprayed the spray and wipe into a coffee and was too scared to say so as far as I know he still drank it and he's alive today ...phew!
  • happimess01
    happimess01 Posts: 9,071 Member
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    was hit on by a gay dude on a beach. He basically dropped his trunks and gestured lol
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,043 Member
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    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Built a fort in the creek,
    built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac. :o
    One time I caught my kids with a fire on a rock in the creek and roasting a fish

    It’s the best thing to have a creek to play in when you’re a kid.
    So much fun! 😄

    Lived with my cousin for a bit as a kid - we shot bull frogs and caught crawfish all the time in the creek by his house. We talk about it every time I see him
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    cowsfan12 wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    Built a fort in the creek,
    built a fire in the fort and caught the creek area on fire, burned about 5ac. :o
    One time I caught my kids with a fire on a rock in the creek and roasting a fish

    It’s the best thing to have a creek to play in when you’re a kid.
    So much fun! 😄

    Lived with my cousin for a bit as a kid - we shot bull frogs and caught crawfish all the time in the creek by his house. We talk about it every time I see him

    We called them crawdads. Lol
    We built forts, damed up the creek,
    dug caves in the bank, etc.
    I spent a lot of time there as a kid.
    Of course as a teenager I went there to smoke, etc.
    🤭😂
  • AlexandraFindsHerself1971
    AlexandraFindsHerself1971 Posts: 3,106 Member
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    Discovered that the cat had killed a mouse by stepping on the remains. Okay, several times. #rurallife
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    was in Jerusalem for Easter.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,055 Member
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    honeybee__12 wrote: »
    walked out of a store and straight into a handicapped parking sign.
    My knees buckled, saw stars,
    but I held it together and stayed upright. 🥴✨

    It’s like the time I hit the handicap pole. At Target. A few months ago. And was without my vehicle forever. It looked a little something like this.
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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
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    Tried to hit a guy with a beer bottle but my friends wouldn’t let me

    Naked Chris, sorry about that.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,055 Member
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    that_night_in_paris wrote: »
    One time I went to pay a traffic fine and there was a long line out the door in which I stood in for what felt like at least 2 hours. When I finally got to the window they told me I was in the wrong line. It took me a good 30 seconds to process those words. I looked back at the people in line and then back to the clerk, and I just started crying in front of all of them. I never felt so beaten down like that in my life.

    Did they make you get in line again after the breakdown?
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    ducked down quickly and heard the wings swooping over and past me as I upset a Falcon on her nest in the woods.
    It was scary!
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
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    was walking in the woods on land we owned and came across one of these. (rough green snake)
    I grabbed it, so cute!
    He got away, under the leaves and was gone.
    I miss walking out there.

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  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,055 Member
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    One time I was in our parade in a pink Edsel. Okay, it was actually 2 years. My mom owned it for a few years. We have one of the longest parade routes in the country.
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    This is her. Isn’t she fun? Wonder where she is now and if she’s ok.

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