One time I. . .

MelG7777
MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
edited March 2020 in Chit-Chat
Post something good. An embarrassing thing that happened. Whatever.
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    One time my friend and I thought it would it would be a good idea to hop the fence and get into the town fair for free. At the top of the fence there was barbed wire, it snagged the *kitten* of my jeans and tore a hole...good times!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    One time my friend and I thought it would it would be a good idea to hop the fence and get into the town fair for free. At the top of the fence there was barbed wire, it snagged the *kitten* of my jeans and tore a hole...good times!

    Did you get caught? Ripped jeans is probably punishment enough though!
  • Lift_Eat_Repeat
    Lift_Eat_Repeat Posts: 76 Member
    One time I went to make a call on a company phone and my coworker informed me that I put the phone number into the calculator and that’s one of the dumbest moments in my life.

    I do this most days! 😂😂
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    One time my friend and I thought it would it would be a good idea to hop the fence and get into the town fair for free. At the top of the fence there was barbed wire, it snagged the *kitten* of my jeans and tore a hole...good times!

    Did you get caught? Ripped jeans is probably punishment enough though!

    No we didn't get caught, but they were my favourite jeans! I remember saving up to buy them too - the memory does make me laugh tho
    And it serves me right!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
    One time I took the day off School to go and see Will Smith at the Hitch premiere 😍 I told the teacher I got sick but then my picture was on the news and I was there wearing my Hitch cap 🙈🤣

    Omg! WORTH IT!
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    tams_89 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    tams_89 wrote: »
    One time I took the day off School to go and see Will Smith at the Hitch premiere 😍 I told the teacher I got sick but then my picture was on the news and I was there wearing my Hitch cap 🙈🤣

    Omg! WORTH IT!

    Ikr 😍 I just tried to find the pic lol
    Got this one, I touched his hand 🤣 it was 15 years ago crazy
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    May I please touch your hand?🙏
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    One morning I took a sexy selfie and wrote some cute things to send to my then boyfriend.
    We used to work together but he was off on that day and i decide to send him that “nice” good morning message....
    Because I was rushing.......I accidentally sent it to the wrong person.....that happened to be a colleague from work!!! 😳
    It was so awkward and embarrassing.....when I got to the office I asked my colleague if we could have a word in private and I explained and apologised...
    He said that he knew straight away it was not for him and he blushed really bad.....
    No need to say that it was extremely awkward for both of us......and it took a few days to clear the air.....
    🤦🏻‍♀️

    Omgggggg!! One time I was trying to do something “funny” and accidentally sent a topless pic of myself instead. What a dumb*kitten* I am. I seriously thought that kind of accident was impossible. Now I know. The hard way. (Please never disclose yourself if you read this thread....I made a fool of myself enough)

    Ohhhh nooo 😜😂🤦🏻‍♀️
    It’s soooo embarrassing 😂😂😂
    Luckily that was the only time I did something like that!!!! I’ve sent messages to people by mistake but nothing like that!!! I definitely learnt my lesson 😂

    Same!!
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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    One time my friend & I tried to rollerblade from
    Manhattan to Queens but couldn’t find the footpath over the 59th st bridge and wound up on the roadway. A bus pulled over and the driver said, “Get on the damn bus!” So we did.

    Years later I figured it out and became a regular cyclist/walker over that bridge
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    I ran across these pics while looking for something yesterday.....didn’t know where else to put it so I started a thread. One time I went to a Janet Jackson concert when she came to the Bradley Center. And I was 3rd row center stage. And it was amazing. And Usher was the opener. USHER! Omg.
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    Ummmmm, hello abs!😍

    Not a fan of Usher but I was at the fragrance counter at Neiman Marcus in ATL one day. I turned around and he was standing right there with his wife, browsing around the various items. I thought it might be someone who just looks like him so I blurted out to the associate assisting me "Is that Usher?" She confirmed it was him. Said a lot of celebrities come to that location. I think he may have heard me blurt out what I said. I was a little surprised because I'd never witnessed a celebrity in person, but again, I'm not a fan so..

    That’s fun! I’m not a huge fan, he’s ok. But it’s funny that he was the opener. I can’t remember if I really knew who is was or not then. When I flew to Baltimore in Oct we had a layover in Michigan. The guy boarding the plane in front of me had just run into Ice Cube at the airport McDonalds. Lol🤣 So he showed me the pic they took together and that was pretty cool. Being from WI you see celebrities every so often but it’s very far from common. So we get excited.🤪
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    One time I accidentally stumbled into s nude beach. Took me a bit to realize what I just did.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    AriesFL wrote: »
    One time I accidentally stumbled into s nude beach. Took me a bit to realize what I just did.

    Did you stay or go?
  • AriesFL
    AriesFL Posts: 810 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    AriesFL wrote: »
    One time I accidentally stumbled into s nude beach. Took me a bit to realize what I just did.

    Did you stay or go?

    Stayed. I was too comfy and already drinking. The nudity wasn’t hurting me.

  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    My ex and I used to go fishing a lot in one of those molded two-man boats with a trolling motor.
    One day we were fishing at the lake here in town.
    We never had much luck in large lakes.
    We headed towards the shallows to try it there before we gave up.
    There was a fish-finder attached to the bottom of the boat.
    It had mud and gunk on it and my ex asked me to clean it off.
    I leaned over and reached down grabbing mud off of it and over I went.
    Head first, chair and all into the water.
    I stood up, it was up to my thighs.
    The first thing I noticed was this man and kid standing on the bank laughing.
    I had to laugh, standing there with red mud all over me.
    After a couple more mishaps in that boat I nagged enough for the ex to buy a regular boat.
    Then I lost interest in fishing. Lol
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I was doing a cornea recovery at Kaiser hospital on Xmas day years ago. My cadaver patient was down in the morgue. The security guard who let me in the room asked to observe the procedure. I was reluctant but he insisted he was in training to be an autopsy technician and wasn’t squeamish at all so I agreed.

    Halfway through the recovery I heard a loud crash. I noticed the poor guy had probably fainted, must have fallen against the shelves which held the organ jars and some of them had broken. The formalin and tissue was on the floor and on him. The smell was intense and gave me an immediate severe headache. The guy had also busted his lip in the fall.

    Unfortunately, I was sterile and had no backup sterile gloves so I could not abandon my procedure to help him. I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes. Luckily, a few minutes later another security guard came in having heard the loud noise to help him up.

    I asked him what happened, because I thought he was used to this kind of thing.... he said something along the lines of “something about the eyes creeped me out”. Never again would I allow others to observe a tissue recovery with me. I had a bad headache for a week after that. Formalin is an apparent neurotoxin.

    That’s so funny 😂😂😂
    I was reading and imagining one of those NCIS episodes.........😂😂😂
    ythannah wrote: »
    nooshi713 wrote: »
    I was doing a cornea recovery at Kaiser hospital on Xmas day years ago. My cadaver patient was down in the morgue. The security guard who let me in the room asked to observe the procedure. I was reluctant but he insisted he was in training to be an autopsy technician and wasn’t squeamish at all so I agreed.

    Halfway through the recovery I heard a loud crash. I noticed the poor guy had probably fainted, must have fallen against the shelves which held the organ jars and some of them had broken. The formalin and tissue was on the floor and on him. The smell was intense and gave me an immediate severe headache. The guy had also busted his lip in the fall.

    Unfortunately, I was sterile and had no backup sterile gloves so I could not abandon my procedure to help him. I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes. Luckily, a few minutes later another security guard came in having heard the loud noise to help him up.

    I asked him what happened, because I thought he was used to this kind of thing.... he said something along the lines of “something about the eyes creeped me out”. Never again would I allow others to observe a tissue recovery with me. I had a bad headache for a week after that. Formalin is an apparent neurotoxin.

    You win!

    My little tale of the shoulder pad that somehow detached while I was out all dressed up fancy and migrated down to my cleavage area so it appeared to be a wandering boob enhancing pad (and yes, I am the sort of female who would need them) pales in comparison.

    I like your story 😋
  • nooshi713
    nooshi713 Posts: 4,877 Member
    One time in NY, my friend and I rented a little boat to paddle out onto the little lake or pond they have in Central Park. We somehow rowed over a rock and got stuck in the middle. We almost lost our oars too. Luckily, another boat came along and dislodged us.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    One time I sang in a talent show. My brother made me this dope *kitten* box. I was in maybe 2nd grade. It was really something. 🤣 It was my debut and also final performance.
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  • Lift_Eat_Repeat
    Lift_Eat_Repeat Posts: 76 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    One time I sang in a talent show. My brother made me this dope *kitten* box. I was in maybe 2nd grade. It was really something. 🤣 It was my debut and also final performance.
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    Haha this is pure class, nothing embarrassing about that. Claim to fame more like.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    One time I sang in a talent show. My brother made me this dope *kitten* box. I was in maybe 2nd grade. It was really something. 🤣 It was my debut and also final performance.
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    Haha this is pure class, nothing embarrassing about that. Claim to fame more like.

    🤣thank you. I mean, it WAS one of my prouder moments.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,230 Member
    One time I hit a handicap pole in a Target parking lot. And *kitten* my car right up. Not the body at all, but the wheel and the frame. And I was without it for 5 1/2 weeks. And it was only a few months ago. Stupid pole.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    One time I hung out with some internet friends and one thought they were a vampire and the other a werewolf. (I realize this is basically twilight but it was pure coincidence) I could not get them to break character and they'd argue you about it but I'm used to hanging out with insane people so we got drunk anyway. I somehow got talked into letting the vampire cut me with a Bobby pin and he drank my blood. He acted like he couldn't stop and the wolf guy slapped my arm out of his hands. As weird as those guys were I still hung out with them a few times and I think that makes me a weirdo too. 😕🤷🏻‍♀️😎👽🧛‍♂️🐺