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I ran across these pics while looking for something yesterday.....didn’t know where else to put it so I started a thread. One time I went to a Janet Jackson concert when she came to the Bradley Center. And I was 3rd row center stage. And it was amazing. And Usher was the opener. USHER! Omg.
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One time my friend and I thought it would it would be a good idea to hop the fence and get into the town fair for free. At the top of the fence there was barbed wire, it snagged the *kitten* of my jeans and tore a hole...good times!4
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One time my friend and I thought it would it would be a good idea to hop the fence and get into the town fair for free. At the top of the fence there was barbed wire, it snagged the *kitten* of my jeans and tore a hole...good times!
Did you get caught? Ripped jeans is probably punishment enough though!0 -
One time I went to make a call on a company phone and my coworker informed me that I put the phone number into the calculator and that’s one of the dumbest moments in my life.9
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OpheliaCooter wrote: »One time I went to make a call on a company phone and my coworker informed me that I put the phone number into the calculator and that’s one of the dumbest moments in my life.
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One time my friend and I thought it would it would be a good idea to hop the fence and get into the town fair for free. At the top of the fence there was barbed wire, it snagged the *kitten* of my jeans and tore a hole...good times!
Did you get caught? Ripped jeans is probably punishment enough though!
No we didn't get caught, but they were my favourite jeans! I remember saving up to buy them too - the memory does make me laugh tho
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Ikr 😍 I just tried to find the pic lol
Got this one, I touched his hand 🤣 it was 15 years ago crazy
May I please touch your hand?🙏1 -
miss_zita_2020 wrote: »One morning I took a sexy selfie and wrote some cute things to send to my then boyfriend.
We used to work together but he was off on that day and i decide to send him that “nice” good morning message....
Because I was rushing.......I accidentally sent it to the wrong person.....that happened to be a colleague from work!!! 😳
It was so awkward and embarrassing.....when I got to the office I asked my colleague if we could have a word in private and I explained and apologised...
He said that he knew straight away it was not for him and he blushed really bad.....
No need to say that it was extremely awkward for both of us......and it took a few days to clear the air.....
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Omgggggg!! One time I was trying to do something “funny” and accidentally sent a topless pic of myself instead. What a dumb*kitten* I am. I seriously thought that kind of accident was impossible. Now I know. The hard way. (Please never disclose yourself if you read this thread....I made a fool of myself enough)5 -
Once a pad feel out of my backpack when my dad dropped me off at school one morning. I was in a rush and didn't close my backpack completely.. oops.
Then one time I gave a guy the wrong number on purpose just to find him at a family gathering months later. Small world 😒
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miss_zita_2020 wrote: »miss_zita_2020 wrote: »One morning I took a sexy selfie and wrote some cute things to send to my then boyfriend.
We used to work together but he was off on that day and i decide to send him that “nice” good morning message....
Because I was rushing.......I accidentally sent it to the wrong person.....that happened to be a colleague from work!!! 😳
It was so awkward and embarrassing.....when I got to the office I asked my colleague if we could have a word in private and I explained and apologised...
He said that he knew straight away it was not for him and he blushed really bad.....
No need to say that it was extremely awkward for both of us......and it took a few days to clear the air.....
🤦🏻♀️
Omgggggg!! One time I was trying to do something “funny” and accidentally sent a topless pic of myself instead. What a dumb*kitten* I am. I seriously thought that kind of accident was impossible. Now I know. The hard way. (Please never disclose yourself if you read this thread....I made a fool of myself enough)
Ohhhh nooo 😜😂🤦🏻♀️
It’s soooo embarrassing 😂😂😂
Luckily that was the only time I did something like that!!!! I’ve sent messages to people by mistake but nothing like that!!! I definitely learnt my lesson 😂
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One time my friend & I tried to rollerblade from
Manhattan to Queens but couldn’t find the footpath over the 59th st bridge and wound up on the roadway. A bus pulled over and the driver said, “Get on the damn bus!” So we did.
Years later I figured it out and became a regular cyclist/walker over that bridge4 -
The_Usual_Suspects wrote: »I ran across these pics while looking for something yesterday.....didn’t know where else to put it so I started a thread. One time I went to a Janet Jackson concert when she came to the Bradley Center. And I was 3rd row center stage. And it was amazing. And Usher was the opener. USHER! Omg.
Ummmmm, hello abs!😍
Not a fan of Usher but I was at the fragrance counter at Neiman Marcus in ATL one day. I turned around and he was standing right there with his wife, browsing around the various items. I thought it might be someone who just looks like him so I blurted out to the associate assisting me "Is that Usher?" She confirmed it was him. Said a lot of celebrities come to that location. I think he may have heard me blurt out what I said. I was a little surprised because I'd never witnessed a celebrity in person, but again, I'm not a fan so..
That’s fun! I’m not a huge fan, he’s ok. But it’s funny that he was the opener. I can’t remember if I really knew who is was or not then. When I flew to Baltimore in Oct we had a layover in Michigan. The guy boarding the plane in front of me had just run into Ice Cube at the airport McDonalds. Lol🤣 So he showed me the pic they took together and that was pretty cool. Being from WI you see celebrities every so often but it’s very far from common. So we get excited.🤪1 -
I was doing a cornea recovery at Kaiser hospital on Xmas day years ago. My cadaver patient was down in the morgue. The security guard who let me in the room asked to observe the procedure. I was reluctant but he insisted he was in training to be an autopsy technician and wasn’t squeamish at all so I agreed.
Halfway through the recovery I heard a loud crash. I noticed the poor guy had probably fainted, must have fallen against the shelves which held the organ jars and some of them had broken. The formalin and tissue was on the floor and on him. The smell was intense and gave me an immediate severe headache. The guy had also busted his lip in the fall.
Unfortunately, I was sterile and had no backup sterile gloves so I could not abandon my procedure to help him. I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes. Luckily, a few minutes later another security guard came in having heard the loud noise to help him up.
I asked him what happened, because I thought he was used to this kind of thing.... he said something along the lines of “something about the eyes creeped me out”. Never again would I allow others to observe a tissue recovery with me. I had a bad headache for a week after that. Formalin is an apparent neurotoxin.10 -
I was doing a cornea recovery at Kaiser hospital on Xmas day years ago. My cadaver patient was down in the morgue. The security guard who let me in the room asked to observe the procedure. I was reluctant but he insisted he was in training to be an autopsy technician and wasn’t squeamish at all so I agreed.
Halfway through the recovery I heard a loud crash. I noticed the poor guy had probably fainted, must have fallen against the shelves which held the organ jars and some of them had broken. The formalin and tissue was on the floor and on him. The smell was intense and gave me an immediate severe headache. The guy had also busted his lip in the fall.
Unfortunately, I was sterile and had no backup sterile gloves so I could not abandon my procedure to help him. I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes. Luckily, a few minutes later another security guard came in having heard the loud noise to help him up.
I asked him what happened, because I thought he was used to this kind of thing.... he said something along the lines of “something about the eyes creeped me out”. Never again would I allow others to observe a tissue recovery with me. I had a bad headache for a week after that. Formalin is an apparent neurotoxin.
You win!
My little tale of the shoulder pad that somehow detached while I was out all dressed up fancy and migrated down to my cleavage area so it appeared to be a wandering boob enhancing pad (and yes, I am the sort of female who would need them) pales in comparison.6 -
One time I accidentally stumbled into s nude beach. Took me a bit to realize what I just did.2
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Years ago a few months after my husband passed away I went to a float trip on the river with my sister.
We were in a canoe and I had consumed more than enough alcohol. We came up to an area that the water was pretty swift. Our canoe tipped over as we ran into a large branch. I came back up out of the water caught between the canoe and the branch. Still holding my beer. 🙋🏻♀️ I was laughing so hard I could not get myself out of that predicament. Finally someone pulled me into their raft where my sister had already made it. Thank goodness because I’m pretty sure I would have died there laughing and not even cared. Our canoe had a hole in it and one of the guys with the other raft rowed that dang thing the rest of the way down the river while we just continued our way down the river with our new friends. Lol he had fun doing it but really he is an angel. Thank goodness for good people coming to our rescue. I’m still friends with all of them to this day.7 -
My ex and I used to go fishing a lot in one of those molded two-man boats with a trolling motor.
One day we were fishing at the lake here in town.
We never had much luck in large lakes.
We headed towards the shallows to try it there before we gave up.
There was a fish-finder attached to the bottom of the boat.
It had mud and gunk on it and my ex asked me to clean it off.
I leaned over and reached down grabbing mud off of it and over I went.
Head first, chair and all into the water.
I stood up, it was up to my thighs.
The first thing I noticed was this man and kid standing on the bank laughing.
I had to laugh, standing there with red mud all over me.
After a couple more mishaps in that boat I nagged enough for the ex to buy a regular boat.
Then I lost interest in fishing. Lol4 -
This one time in grade 9 I stuffed my bra with TP and it fell out on me in front of my entire class. If only there was an epidemic at that time to blame my hoarding of TP I would of at least had a reasonable excuse for my behaviour.10
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miss_zita_2020 wrote: »I was doing a cornea recovery at Kaiser hospital on Xmas day years ago. My cadaver patient was down in the morgue. The security guard who let me in the room asked to observe the procedure. I was reluctant but he insisted he was in training to be an autopsy technician and wasn’t squeamish at all so I agreed.
Halfway through the recovery I heard a loud crash. I noticed the poor guy had probably fainted, must have fallen against the shelves which held the organ jars and some of them had broken. The formalin and tissue was on the floor and on him. The smell was intense and gave me an immediate severe headache. The guy had also busted his lip in the fall.
Unfortunately, I was sterile and had no backup sterile gloves so I could not abandon my procedure to help him. I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes. Luckily, a few minutes later another security guard came in having heard the loud noise to help him up.
I asked him what happened, because I thought he was used to this kind of thing.... he said something along the lines of “something about the eyes creeped me out”. Never again would I allow others to observe a tissue recovery with me. I had a bad headache for a week after that. Formalin is an apparent neurotoxin.
That’s so funny 😂😂😂
I was reading and imagining one of those NCIS episodes.........😂😂😂I was doing a cornea recovery at Kaiser hospital on Xmas day years ago. My cadaver patient was down in the morgue. The security guard who let me in the room asked to observe the procedure. I was reluctant but he insisted he was in training to be an autopsy technician and wasn’t squeamish at all so I agreed.
Halfway through the recovery I heard a loud crash. I noticed the poor guy had probably fainted, must have fallen against the shelves which held the organ jars and some of them had broken. The formalin and tissue was on the floor and on him. The smell was intense and gave me an immediate severe headache. The guy had also busted his lip in the fall.
Unfortunately, I was sterile and had no backup sterile gloves so I could not abandon my procedure to help him. I had to finish my job and harvest the eyes. Luckily, a few minutes later another security guard came in having heard the loud noise to help him up.
I asked him what happened, because I thought he was used to this kind of thing.... he said something along the lines of “something about the eyes creeped me out”. Never again would I allow others to observe a tissue recovery with me. I had a bad headache for a week after that. Formalin is an apparent neurotoxin.
You win!
My little tale of the shoulder pad that somehow detached while I was out all dressed up fancy and migrated down to my cleavage area so it appeared to be a wandering boob enhancing pad (and yes, I am the sort of female who would need them) pales in comparison.
I like your story 😋2 -
One time in NY, my friend and I rented a little boat to paddle out onto the little lake or pond they have in Central Park. We somehow rowed over a rock and got stuck in the middle. We almost lost our oars too. Luckily, another boat came along and dislodged us.3
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One time I sang in a talent show. My brother made me this dope *kitten* box. I was in maybe 2nd grade. It was really something. 🤣 It was my debut and also final performance.
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Lift_Eat_Repeat wrote: »
🤣thank you. I mean, it WAS one of my prouder moments.0 -
One time I hit a handicap pole in a Target parking lot. And *kitten* my car right up. Not the body at all, but the wheel and the frame. And I was without it for 5 1/2 weeks. And it was only a few months ago. Stupid pole.4
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One time I hung out with some internet friends and one thought they were a vampire and the other a werewolf. (I realize this is basically twilight but it was pure coincidence) I could not get them to break character and they'd argue you about it but I'm used to hanging out with insane people so we got drunk anyway. I somehow got talked into letting the vampire cut me with a Bobby pin and he drank my blood. He acted like he couldn't stop and the wolf guy slapped my arm out of his hands. As weird as those guys were I still hung out with them a few times and I think that makes me a weirdo too. 😕🤷🏻♀️😎👽🧛♂️🐺4
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This one time at band camp... oh wait 😆5
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