How desperate are you for human contact?

heartattackspecial

We have all been stuck inside, at an appropriate social distance from our neighbors, for about, oh eleventy twelve days or so. How desperate are you for contact with the outside world? For your old interactions? Or for New interactions? What would YOU do for a Klondike bar or any social interactions whatsoever? Be creative. How desperate are you?

I’d jump out of the shower and run outside to say hello and give a big high five to the mail carrier if I could. Sans shower cap.

corinasue1143

V E R Y ! ! !

heartattackspecial

Heck if we could go back to normal I’d serenade all the people at Walmart and dance my own version of whatever dance I happen to make up.

heartattackspecial

You k ow that creepy guy that always argues with himself in front of McDonald’s? I’d happily start yelling at him so we could argue TOGETHER.

OpheliaCooter

I'd go willingly to a house party full of mostly younger than me folk and not even feel the need to get blackout wasted to enjoy myself.

heartattackspecial

OpheliaCooter wrote: »

I'd go willingly to a house party full of mostly younger than me folk and not even feel the need to get blackout wasted to enjoy myself.

Heck I’d go without hesitation and dance like I’ve never danced before. During dinner. On the table.

happimess01

I am willing to side hug atleast 3 mfp peeps if they are corona free

heartattackspecial

happimess01 wrote: »

I am willing to side hug atleast 3 mfp peeps if they are corona free

Hell I’d hold hands with any mfp person as long as they provided alcohol

GettinLean19

I’d drag myself a mile over broken glass just to hear someone fart through a walkie-talkie

Edit: stolen from a friend

TwitchyMacGee

My *kitten* has grown to my chair. Ima just stay here till I disintegrate

heartattackspecial

I’d sneak i to somebody’s apartment when they weren’t home just so I could hide under their bed for hours and whisper “you owe me twenty seven dollars” while they sleep

GettinLean19

heartattackspecial wrote: »

I’d sneak i to somebody’s apartment when they weren’t home just so I could hide under their bed for hours and whisper “you owe me twenty seven dollars” while they sleep

😂😂😂

Motorsheen

heartattackspecial

I’d come over anyone’s house and watch....gasp....the titanic. Ok so I’d probably raid your refrigerator and snoop in your medicine cabinet while you watch it, but At least I’d be there.

OpheliaCooter

I plan on hallucinating at some point and then I'll have all the human contact that I can handle until they all inevitably turn into demons.

iMago

OpheliaCooter wrote: »

I plan on hallucinating at some point and then I'll have all the human contact that I can handle until they all inevitably turn into demons.

same.
and once the civil unrest and looting have died down in a few months, i figure it'll play great as a defense in front of the jury at my criminal trial.

vanityy99

I’m desperate for some sun. That’s it.

I got so desperate for some brightness I bought yellow nail polish.. I don’t even like that colour.

corinasue1143

No *kitten*, I’m seriously thinking about going to donate blood. They won’t let me, but at least I could hear them say no.

GoJohnGo71

I would go to the university and let the first month dental students work on my teeth.

heartattackspecial

GoJohnGo71 wrote: »

I would go to the university and let the first month dental students work on my teeth.

Heck I’d go to the university and let the surgical assistant students take out my spleen.

Vikka_V

Not at all - I'm happy all alone in my sanitized little bubble, and dread having to go out into the cootie zone to work.

that_night_in_paris

I'd go to Six Flags theme park on Juvenile Hall Field Trip Day wearing a rainbow hat with a propeller knowing I'd get insulted for 9 hours straight and bask in all the social recognition.

heartattackspecial

I'd dress up like dude from Tiger King and set up a table in front of starbucks offering fake autographs and free handshakes.

KosmosKitten

Honestly? I live with two other people currently and I go on walks late at night to ESCAPE them because I value the quiet.

It's not that I don't care about or love them, but man.. this constant interaction is driving me nuts.

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that_night_in_paris

I'd go to the gym during peak hours and start clapping in everyone's earhole while shouting generic motivational phrases like "You got this!", "Perfect form!", and "I'm still single!"

TwitchyMacGee

KosmosKitten wrote: »

Honestly? I live with two other people currently and I go on walks late at night to ESCAPE them because I value the quiet.

It's not that I don't care about or love them, but man.. this constant interaction is driving me nuts.

Pretty much

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Katmary71

I'm by myself, I'd do a lot for a hug from one of my family members! The couple times I've seen them we've stayed far apart. I hadn't seen them for a week prior to this so it's been able three weeks of just me and my cats (not that I don't love and am grateful for them).

Grocery shopping was the best thing I've done in a long time because I had people to talk to and that was two weeks ago!

ittybittyKenna

I get excited when I run out of something because then I HAVE TO go to the store.

Cutemesoon

I'm an introvert so I'm SUPER happy to be working from home! I just miss outside. 😥😥😥