The iMago Relationship Advice thread
Options
Replies
-
Tell me why this is better, i spent all night crafting my original plan and i’m a little married to it tbh2 -
Tell me why this is better, i spent all night crafting my original plan and i’m a little married to it tbh
plausible deniability. esp if you'd just sent him pics of like being out for a coffee somewhere. like you actually need to be out with friends for it to work.1 -
dear @iMago
the end of times is coming and i need to shore up my defenses. how to best pick a partner for the apocalypse? or is it better to trust no one bc the dissemination of anti-thought has already started so most are tainted anyways?4 -
New phone who dis...2
-
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »dear @iMago
the end of times is coming and i need to shore up my defenses. how to best pick a partner for the apocalypse? or is it better to trust no one bc the dissemination of anti-thought has already started so most are tainted anyways?
unless you're a light sleeper you will never survive the winter. find someone extremely high strung and then interlopers will never be able to sneak up on you6 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »New phone who dis...
this is the go-to response when they say something you don't like or you legitimately didn't save their number. which you should never save their number. just memorize the area code instead.6 -
Tell me why this is better, i spent all night crafting my original plan and i’m a little married to it tbh
plausible deniability. esp if you'd just sent him pics of like being out for a coffee somewhere. like you actually need to be out with friends for it to work.
Ok um not the pics i had in mind but i can make it work1 -
(sees thread title...): 'What are they up to now?' 👀
(reads initial posts...): 'A whole MESS!'
I which point I continued reading 🤣😭3 -
-
Tell me why this is better, i spent all night crafting my original plan and i’m a little married to it tbh
plausible deniability. esp if you'd just sent him pics of like being out for a coffee somewhere. like you actually need to be out with friends for it to work.
Ok um not the pics i had in mind but i can make it work
thats exactly why it works. you send the innocent "hey look im out with my friends" pics first, give it a few minutes of normal convo, then BOOM you hit em with the killshot text out of nowhere, and IMMEDIATELY deny it was you who sent it like "omg i can't believe my friend just did that"
if you're shameless do the same thing, but while you're just sitting at home alone. he will laugh and actually kinda fall for you maybe4 -
Tell me why this is better, i spent all night crafting my original plan and i’m a little married to it tbh
plausible deniability. esp if you'd just sent him pics of like being out for a coffee somewhere. like you actually need to be out with friends for it to work.
Ok um not the pics i had in mind but i can make it work
if you're shameless do the same thing, but while you're just sitting at home alone. he will laugh and actually kinda fall for you maybe
Have had maximum success with this. True story.5 -
Tell me why this is better, i spent all night crafting my original plan and i’m a little married to it tbh
plausible deniability. esp if you'd just sent him pics of like being out for a coffee somewhere. like you actually need to be out with friends for it to work.
Ok um not the pics i had in mind but i can make it work
thats exactly why it works. you send the innocent "hey look im out with my friends" pics first, give it a few minutes of normal convo, then BOOM you hit em with the killshot text out of nowhere, and IMMEDIATELY deny it was you who sent it like "omg i can't believe my friend just did that"
if you're shameless do the same thing, but while you're just sitting at home alone. he will laugh and actually kinda fall for you maybe_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
Tell me why this is better, i spent all night crafting my original plan and i’m a little married to it tbh
plausible deniability. esp if you'd just sent him pics of like being out for a coffee somewhere. like you actually need to be out with friends for it to work.
Ok um not the pics i had in mind but i can make it work
if you're shameless do the same thing, but while you're just sitting at home alone. he will laugh and actually kinda fall for you maybe
Have had maximum success with this. True story.
Might have to try this since it doesnt require the actual having of friends4 -
(sees thread title...): 'What are they up to now?' 👀
(reads initial posts...): 'A whole MESS!'
I which point I continued reading 🤣😭Versicolour wrote: »
Invalid relationship questions4 -
(sees thread title...): 'What are they up to now?' 👀
(reads initial posts...): 'A whole MESS!'
I which point I continued reading 🤣😭Versicolour wrote: »
Invalid relationship questions
its okay im used to disappointing women. no reason to change things now.4 -
I'm in the process of scheduling a kayaking date with a guy I've been out with a few times. He said he may have to return the 2nd kayak he has to its owners before we get together. I suggested we sit laps and the response was something along the lines of "It would be tight, but I'm not opposed to it." NOT OPPOSED instead of CLIMB ON?!
Is this guy bad at flirting or has any interest he had disappeared? Should I wait until he gets settled in and head at him like that hippo vid that was shot with the iPhone?3 -
(sees thread title...): 'What are they up to now?' 👀
(reads initial posts...): 'A whole MESS!'
I which point I continued reading 🤣😭Versicolour wrote: »
Invalid relationship questions
its okay im used to disappointing women. no reason to change things now.
Sorry you’re so short4 -
I'm in the process of scheduling a kayaking date with a guy I've been out with a few times. He said he may have to return the 2nd kayak he has to its owners before we get together. I suggested we sit laps and the response was something along the lines of "It would be tight, but I'm not opposed to it." NOT OPPOSED instead of CLIMB ON?!
Is this guy bad at flirting or has any interest he had disappeared? Should I wait until he gets settled in and head at him like that hippo vid that was shot with the iPhone?
i'd say he did everything right if you're still confused as to what he wants exactly.
so i'd say nothing. just wait until the day of and wear some kind of skimpy bottoms and ask him to help you into the kayak and see who breaks first.4 -
I can’t recall if I’ve ever spoken to you before iMago, but since you are obviously the relationship guru here on MFP...
Are ultimatums wise? Should I propose them to get what I want? Is this a reasonable strategy?2
Categories
- All Categories
- 1.4M Health, Wellness and Goals
- 392K Introduce Yourself
- 43.6K Getting Started
- 259.8K Health and Weight Loss
- 175.7K Food and Nutrition
- 47.4K Recipes
- 232.3K Fitness and Exercise
- 401 Sleep, Mindfulness and Overall Wellness
- 6.4K Goal: Maintaining Weight
- 8.5K Goal: Gaining Weight and Body Building
- 152.8K Motivation and Support
- 7.9K Challenges
- 1.3K Debate Club
- 96.3K Chit-Chat
- 2.5K Fun and Games
- 3.4K MyFitnessPal Information
- 23 News and Announcements
- 992 Feature Suggestions and Ideas
- 2.4K MyFitnessPal Tech Support Questions