The iMago Relationship Advice thread
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
so like red, or?6 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
If this was my Q&A thread I woulda gone with "Green" but my GOD man, you nailed it!4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around yousweet_ermengarde wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
so like red, or?
You two always make me laugh2 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
If this was my Q&A thread I woulda gone with "Green" but my GOD man, you nailed it!
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Off to make a reckoner q&a thread..4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
If this was my Q&A thread I woulda gone with "Green" but my GOD man, you nailed it!
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Off to make a reckoner q&a thread..
This is a bad idea4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
If this was my Q&A thread I woulda gone with "Green" but my GOD man, you nailed it!
...
Off to make a reckoner q&a thread..
This is a bad idea
and all answers must be in haiku form6 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
If this was my Q&A thread I woulda gone with "Green" but my GOD man, you nailed it!
...
Off to make a reckoner q&a thread..
This is a bad idea
and all answers must be in haiku form
Imagine answering "green" in haiku format? 😍 Can't wait!4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
If this was my Q&A thread I woulda gone with "Green" but my GOD man, you nailed it!
...
Off to make a reckoner q&a thread..
This is a bad idea
and all answers must be in haiku form
Imagine answering "green" in haiku format? 😍 Can't wait!
You’ll all be so surprised3 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
the color of your enemies blood as it shines upon the steel of your sword in the moonlight as the symphony of battle rages around you
If this was my Q&A thread I woulda gone with "Green" but my GOD man, you nailed it!
...
Off to make a reckoner q&a thread..
This is a bad idea
and all answers must be in haiku form
Imagine answering "green" in haiku format? 😍 Can't wait!
You’ll all be so surprised
yeah if @hrichts ever gets to it smh4 -
So im in a relationship but I want out? Would you recommend ghosting or a good old fashion purposely pick a fight, storm off, and break up, break up?3
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PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im in a relationship but I want out? Would you recommend ghosting or a good old fashion purposely pick a fight, storm off, and break up, break up?
just have a baby itll fix everything7 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im in a relationship but I want out? Would you recommend ghosting or a good old fashion purposely pick a fight, storm off, and break up, break up?
Ghosting works
If you change your mind, blame it on your phone not receiving or sending messages.1 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im in a relationship but I want out? Would you recommend ghosting or a good old fashion purposely pick a fight, storm off, and break up, break up?
Don't worry...
Unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby... You'll remain friends... 🤷🏽♂️2 -
PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im in a relationship but I want out? Would you recommend ghosting or a good old fashion purposely pick a fight, storm off, and break up, break up?
just have a baby itll fix everything
aaawww. This sounds right
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Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im in a relationship but I want out? Would you recommend ghosting or a good old fashion purposely pick a fight, storm off, and break up, break up?
Don't worry...
Unless he's a real jerk or a crybaby... You'll remain friends... 🤷🏽♂️
Let's avoid thisMotorsheen wrote: »PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »So im in a relationship but I want out? Would you recommend ghosting or a good old fashion purposely pick a fight, storm off, and break up, break up?
Ghosting works
If you change your mind, blame it on your phone not receiving or sending messages.
So ghosting it is...or a baby I cant decide🤔4 -
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i could sexy zombie virgin wolf i guess like put a bunch of rocks in my pockets
eta virginia* woolf*2 -
Sexy inexplicable melancholy is my every day look.6 -
OpheliaCooter wrote: »
Sexy inexplicable melancholy is my every day look.
Then maybe you're better-equipped to answer this question: is sexy inexplicable melancholy wearing pants at all or just boots with all that business going on up-top?1 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »
Sexy inexplicable melancholy is my every day look.
Then maybe you're better-equipped to answer this question: is sexy inexplicable melancholy wearing pants at all or just boots with all that business going on up-top?
Definitely breaking indecency laws.2 -
Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗4
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now8 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Reddit works pretty good, depending on where you sub_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now
whats kik5 -
Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Reddit works pretty good, depending on where you sub_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now
whats kik
It’s where you send your progress pics for professional critique3 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now
I'm on it! 😇3 -
_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Reddit works pretty good, depending on where you sub_DisasterDoll_ wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now
whats kik
It’s where you send your progress pics for professional critique
Wait what
i thought it was-
So these aren’t hot dog recipes then 😑3 -
@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
eta: also his girlfriend lives here too and she’s a real *kitten* like once she even puked on my bed and left it for me to clean up4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »@iMago
there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?
is he a cat
he sounds like a cat
you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that6
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