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  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
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    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    OpheliaCooter wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    what’s the perfect Halloween costume

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    Sexy inexplicable melancholy is my every day look.

    Then maybe you're better-equipped to answer this question: is sexy inexplicable melancholy wearing pants at all or just boots with all that business going on up-top?

    Definitely breaking indecency laws.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗

    Reddit works pretty good, depending on where you sub
    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗

    Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now

    whats kik

    It’s where you send your progress pics for professional critique
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
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    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗

    Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now

    I'm on it! 😇
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
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    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗

    Reddit works pretty good, depending on where you sub
    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    Dear @iMago , I have a boyfriend but I'm thinking about creating a online profile on a dating site for my side pieces. Which would you recommend. Obviously I'm already on MFP but I need to take it a little further. Thanks in advance 🤗

    Just give everyone on MFP your Kik/WhatsApp handle. Been working for me for years now

    whats kik

    It’s where you send your progress pics for professional critique

    Wait what

    i thought it was-

    So these aren’t hot dog recipes then 😑
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    edited September 2020
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    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    eta: also his girlfriend lives here too and she’s a real *kitten* like once she even puked on my bed and left it for me to clean up
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    edited September 2020
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    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”

    It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”

    It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?

    yes but the face eating thing is a true story
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”

    It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?

    yes but the face eating thing is a true story

    well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.

    also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”

    It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?

    yes but the face eating thing is a true story

    well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.

    also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.

    never forget tho, the cat ate his face and there was still binkies in his kibble bowl
  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”

    It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?

    yes but the face eating thing is a true story

    well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.

    also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.

    and a goose would kill a man for fun so
  • GymGoddessGoals
    GymGoddessGoals Posts: 2,146 Member
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    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”

    It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?

    yes but the face eating thing is a true story

    Facts
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”

    It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?

    yes but the face eating thing is a true story

    well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.

    also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.

    😳 you're evil
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,623 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    GymGoddessGoals wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    @iMago

    there’s this guy who expects me to clean up after him all the time while he just lays around all day. worse he has no job and always interrupts me while i’m working because he’s bored and like super needy. i do all the cooking and cleaning and shopping and he never leaves the house bc of severe agoraphobia and he’s not vaccinated. just last night he woke me up at like 3 am to ask some question (he doesn’t speak English so i’m not sure what he was asking but it was probably something stupid that could’ve waited until morning). anyways he’s really cute, so what can i do to make our relationship better?

    is he a cat
    he sounds like a cat

    you cant trust them they'll steal* your breath while you're sleeping everyone knows that

    no youre confused, its “they eat your face when u die”

    anyways i’m thinking a lavender scented “calming collar”

    It's an old wives tale to explain SIDS. Been around since.... 1600's?

    yes but the face eating thing is a true story

    well tbf most animals would eat your face after death if they got hungry enough. except geese- they're vegan.

    also cockroaches love the taste of eyelashes. heck they don't even have to wait until you're a goner to get a taste. so just think about that the next time you feel something tickling your face in the middle of the night.

    eeeewww...now ill never sleep normally

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