So this is a Cyber Cafe What'll be?
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@Zzyyggy Mmmm, a snowstorm might be just the thing to stir it up a bit.PaperDoll_ wrote: »OpheliaCooter wrote: »How do I get any service around here?? (Clicking fingers at waitress who's hiding in the corner reading new posts on chit chat.)
May I please have your most moist carrot cake, thick with cream cheese frosting, yes a whole cake. (You judge me and there goes your tip lady), followed by a thin slice of NY style cheesecake topped with fresh raspberries(my diet you know), your best coffee(not that Folgers crap) and I'll keep the coffee pot right beside me if you don't mind.
Here's your tip....get some crocs.
Dang reenie I’m seeing why you get the disagrees now 😅
I strive to be the most disagreeable. Might as well do what you're good at.
I think I might need to quit 😂
Nono I'll be good, I promise and I'll leave you a good sized tip as well!! Let's see, 0% of $00.00....(I like this cyber cafe!)
Gee, those crocs are looking good right about now huh? Orange or pink?
Ok, I'll order a round of drinks for everybody!! Tequila Sunrise please?
I’ll take a low carb Russian Cow please0 -
How do I get any service around here?? (Clicking fingers at waitress who's hiding in the corner reading new posts on chit chat.)
May I please have your most moist carrot cake, thick with cream cheese frosting, yes a whole cake. (You judge me and there goes your tip lady), followed by a thin slice of NY style cheesecake topped with fresh raspberries(my diet you know), your best coffee(not that Folgers crap) and I'll keep the coffee pot right beside me if you don't mind.
Here's your tip....get some crocs.
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WAITER!!!!
WAITER!!!!
(sheepishly)
I would nike alother marnagreeta pleeeez?1 -
MargaretYakoda wrote: »WAITER!!!!
WAITER!!!!
(sheepishly)
I would nike alother marnagreeta pleeeez?
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to cut you off. Could I interest you in a cup of coffee or iced water? 🤗0 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »MargaretYakoda wrote: »WAITER!!!!
WAITER!!!!
(sheepishly)
I would nike alother marnagreeta pleeeez?
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to cut you off. Could I interest you in a cup of coffee or iced water? 🤗
Coffeeewater! Than you lovely pert son!0 -
*Brings out the coffee water and shows off her new bright pink crocs.* Let me know if I can call you an Uber.3
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A really good ice coffee drink and an XL blueberry muffin 😋1
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A gin and tonic in the largest glass you have please - oh, heck, just make it in a beer pitcher. It's been that kind of day.3
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We need to hire more help around here. 😬
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A MFP cyber-cafe just like we used to have at SP!!! I see that our great chef Francois is here along with the world's best waiter, Viktor. For now, I'll just have a glass of pinot noir out on the terrace, since it's such a lovely night. I see Zzyyggy and Linda out there, as well as some other people I haven't met yet. Can't wait to get to know everyone. Thanks for the wine, Viktor. I see that Francois added a couple of his wonderful dark chocolate truffles to my order. You two guys are the best!
Anyone care to join me in a glass of wine?2 -
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I’m goo
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Did Viktor get replaced because he refused to wear crocs?
Could someone please move this.....lump in the corner? Omigosh it's Margaret!! I could use a little help here, just gotta roll her out of the way so I can sit and have my coffee and pastries. Yes, that's right, with an s as in more than one. No cost, no calories remember??
And uhh Ms Waitress, I think you need to rinse off your croc, it looks like you might've gotten a little too close to Margaret.4 -
Oh, my, it’s really busy in here. I think I’ll head out to the pool. Head waiter Viktor is out there this afternoon. He’ll have my iced tea with lemon sorbet scoops ready for me and my nachos deluxe. After I finish this I’m going to have Viktor put an umbrella on my pool lounge and float the rest of the afternoon away.1
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Hi everyone, yes it is busy in here. Everyone having a good time? For dinner tonight I'm going to have a roast beef grinder, potato chips and a coca cola. I'll join Lindak out by the pool. For desert I'll have a huge chocolate chip cookie, and an iced mocha. Always perfect weather here at the cyber cafe.0
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Hello…. Viktor?
Yes. Thank you Viktor…
I think I need a couple eggs with Tabasco.
No no hold the bacon….
And can you dim the lights a bit? It’s very bright in here. Thanks luv….1 -
If the fare in here is consequence-free then my heart's desire is an extra large dark roast fully caffeinated coffee. Black.
Oh wait, is that caramel white chocolate cheesecake I see? Better have a couple slices of that, it's a very large coffee after all.3 -
If the fare in here is consequence-free then my heart's desire is an extra large dark roast fully caffeinated coffee. Black.
Oh wait, is that caramel white chocolate cheesecake I see? Better have a couple slices of that, it's a very large coffee after all.
It’s so consequence free here that I only have a little bit of a hangover after yesterday’s bender.
Viktor has been our favorite waiter for years.
They lost their job when Spark People shut down. But happily the new MFP Cyber Cafe is even better.1 -
I’m here because I heard the waitress is hot stuff. 😏
Hey @PaperDoll_ , I just noticed @ythannah is having and
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Sorry, but we’re all out of caramel white chocolate cheesecake. *Burps and wipes off her face.* I think Viktor ate it all. I really don’t know how he keeps this job. *Mutters.* I run around ragged all day and he just stands by the pool flirting with the ladies. 😒 I think he’s having an affair with the owner. 🤫1
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