So this is a Cyber Cafe What'll be?

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  • eabl81
    eabl81 Posts: 5 Member
    A MFP cyber-cafe just like we used to have at SP!!! I see that our great chef Francois is here along with the world's best waiter, Viktor. For now, I'll just have a glass of pinot noir out on the terrace, since it's such a lovely night. I see Zzyyggy and Linda out there, as well as some other people I haven't met yet. Can't wait to get to know everyone. Thanks for the wine, Viktor. I see that Francois added a couple of his wonderful dark chocolate truffles to my order. You two guys are the best!

    Anyone care to join me in a glass of wine?
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,994 Member
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    I’m goo

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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Did Viktor get replaced because he refused to wear crocs?

    Could someone please move this.....lump in the corner? Omigosh it's Margaret!! I could use a little help here, just gotta roll her out of the way so I can sit and have my coffee and pastries. Yes, that's right, with an s as in more than one. No cost, no calories remember??
    And uhh Ms Waitress, I think you need to rinse off your croc, it looks like you might've gotten a little too close to Margaret.
  • LindaK125
    LindaK125 Posts: 1,356 Member
    Oh, my, it’s really busy in here. I think I’ll head out to the pool. Head waiter Viktor is out there this afternoon. He’ll have my iced tea with lemon sorbet scoops ready for me and my nachos deluxe. After I finish this I’m going to have Viktor put an umbrella on my pool lounge and float the rest of the afternoon away.
  • Zzyyggy
    Zzyyggy Posts: 1,189 Member
    Hi everyone, yes it is busy in here. Everyone having a good time? For dinner tonight I'm going to have a roast beef grinder, potato chips and a coca cola. I'll join Lindak out by the pool. For desert I'll have a huge chocolate chip cookie, and an iced mocha. Always perfect weather here at the cyber cafe.
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,994 Member
    edited August 2021
    Hello…. Viktor?
    Yes. Thank you Viktor…

    I think I need a couple eggs with Tabasco.
    No no hold the bacon….

    And can you dim the lights a bit? It’s very bright in here. Thanks luv….
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    If the fare in here is consequence-free then my heart's desire is an extra large dark roast fully caffeinated coffee. Black.

    Oh wait, is that caramel white chocolate cheesecake I see? Better have a couple slices of that, it's a very large coffee after all.
  • MargaretYakoda
    MargaretYakoda Posts: 2,994 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
    If the fare in here is consequence-free then my heart's desire is an extra large dark roast fully caffeinated coffee. Black.

    Oh wait, is that caramel white chocolate cheesecake I see? Better have a couple slices of that, it's a very large coffee after all.

    It’s so consequence free here that I only have a little bit of a hangover after yesterday’s bender.

    Viktor has been our favorite waiter for years.
    They lost their job when Spark People shut down. But happily the new MFP Cyber Cafe is even better.
  • Cat0703a
    Cat0703a Posts: 17,577 Member
    edited August 2021
    I’m here because I heard the waitress is hot stuff. 😏

    Hey @PaperDoll_ , I just noticed @ythannah is having and

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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Sorry, but we’re all out of caramel white chocolate cheesecake. *Burps and wipes off her face.* I think Viktor ate it all. I really don’t know how he keeps this job. *Mutters.* I run around ragged all day and he just stands by the pool flirting with the ladies. 😒 I think he’s having an affair with the owner. 🤫
  • NVintage
    NVintage Posts: 1,463 Member
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  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    I’m gonna have a lime margarita and a full assorted cheesecake with a tub if whipped cream on the side.
  • LindaK125
    LindaK125 Posts: 1,356 Member
    PaperDoll, I can assure you that Viktor has had an affair with ChicChantal, the owner, but she’s such a ghost, we never see her. You must come and hang out at the pool while Viktor and Igor clean the pool. Sigh.

    Oh, Viktor, there you are, I didn’t see you. I’d like my usual table by the pool this morning. The croissant and coffee look especially good this morning. Will you be cleaning the pool now?
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    This too
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    Banana Pudding Tacos with vanilla wafer taco shell, topped with whipped cream and crushed vanilla wafers.


  • LindaK125
    LindaK125 Posts: 1,356 Member
    Ophelia, have you been watching “It’s A Southern Thing” on YouTube. They just reviewed banana pudding tacos! Mercy, aren’t they just delectable?
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    LindaK125 wrote: »
    Ophelia, have you been watching “It’s A Southern Thing” on YouTube. They just reviewed banana pudding tacos! Mercy, aren’t they just delectable?

    I actually came across it on fb. I’m southern and LOVE banana pudding so this looks like a go from me. 😋
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Sorry, but we’re all out of caramel white chocolate cheesecake. *Burps and wipes off her face.* I think Viktor ate it all. I really don’t know how he keeps this job. *Mutters.* I run around ragged all day and he just stands by the pool flirting with the ladies. 😒 I think he’s having an affair with the owner. 🤫

    Fortunately those banana pudding taco thingies just caught my attention..... plus I can feel all virtuous about the nice healthy fruit, it's a win-win.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Trying to pocket the sugar packets and fancy S&P shakers.

    Pointing and shouting towards the pool..... look, there's Viktor; he's got lipstick on his cheeks!

    Now, Can I please have a tall icy cold lemonade? Along with some ooey gooey eclairs? Thank you so much!!

    No, I have no idea where all the S&P shakers went?

  • Zzyyggy
    Zzyyggy Posts: 1,189 Member
    Hi everyone. I think I'll join Linda and Eable out by the pool. For dinner tonight I'm going to have the fried scallops, french fries with lots of tarter sauce and a coca cola. For desert how about some fruit compote heavy on the whipped cream and an iced mocha.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    *Looks frantically around for the S&P shakers.* No idea where they’ve gone. I bet that Viktor threw them away. He’s so incompetent. Last night I caught him peeing in the pool. I sure hope he cleaned it. I really don’t understand the ladies’ attraction to him. He’s gotta be nearing 80. I wish management would make him wear more than a speedo to work. 😒

    Oh there’s @ReenieHJ. She sure looks lumpy today. That clinking noise when she walks is distracting.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Viktor's very rich though. Everybody wants a sugar daddy right?? And he knows which fork goes with what course. I just use my fingers for everything, so much easier that way.

    Good night for finger foods...let's see. Any good specials on the menu? Popcorn shrimp, chicken wings, sweet potato fries, bacon double cheeseburger, onion rings nice and crispy. Now what can I get to drink? Mudslide maybe? Or a thick chocolate frosty? Hmmm, surprise me.... I'll share so if anyone would care to join me? Gotta bring your own salt and pepper though.

  • kdroberts1
    kdroberts1 Posts: 181 Member
    Ties on her apron, seeing that @PaperDoll_ is seriously in the weeds!! I’m here for ya babe!! 😘
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    kdroberts1 wrote: »
    Ties on her apron, seeing that @PaperDoll_ is seriously in the weeds!! I’m here for ya babe!! 😘

    You’re the best. 🤗 I’m a terrible waitress. Can you get me one of those banana pudding tacos? Thanks dear. 😘
  • kdroberts1
    kdroberts1 Posts: 181 Member
    I’m on it!! We are splitting tips, right? I’ve got those babies to feed.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    kdroberts1 wrote: »
    I’m on it!! We are splitting tips, right? I’ve got those babies to feed.

    I was told there are no tips. They’re so stingy around here. We should quit. 😒
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    *pops head in the door* look at this place hopping..
    *sits at a table with a view of the pool*
    Excuse me waitress, can I get a meat pie and chips covered in beef gravy and a tall glass of icy lemonade. Thank you

    Oh and I'll need to see that dessert menu in a bit 😃
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    kdroberts1 wrote: »
    Ties on her apron, seeing that @PaperDoll_ is seriously in the weeds!! I’m here for ya babe!! 😘

    You’re the best. 🤗 I’m a terrible waitress. Can you get me one of those banana pudding tacos? Thanks dear. 😘

    Those actually look very good. Might have to try it, as soon as I finish digesting everything I ate last time. :/ Do you serve Alka-Seltzer? Plop plop fizz fizz?

    This place is so busy.....good thing they set up extra tables outside! Better view of Viktor the pool and beautiful scenery! Is that Jason Momoa over there??

    You servers need roller blades. :)

    Just going to look over Jo's shoulder at the dessert menu for a minute. Oh wow, grabbing the menu and ordering one of everything and 2 forks.

    Plus coffee. Lots of coffee.
  • OpheliaCooter
    OpheliaCooter Posts: 1,635 Member
    I’m getting in the brand new coffee filled personal jacuzzi with a mudslide to drink. The whole thing moves similar to a Segway so I can chat with the commoners or view the ocean. Sometimes I have to run from Viktor so I take it out of turtle mode and into hare mode.
    I’ll be wanting a smoked salmon croissant when I’m done with my segway laps around the premise. 🧐😎
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    *Looks around the cafe while putting on the rollerblades management is now making us wear.* Ugh I just got my comfy crocs and now I have to risk my neck on these wheels? 😒 Wish I was in the new coffee filled jacuzzi. Working on a Saturday is just cruel. Do these people realize how lucky they are? I had a Poptart for breakfast. They get whatever they want for free. 😒 How’d I end up here?

    I’m not bitter. I’m not bitter. I’m not bitter! *Plasters on fake smile while rolling into tables*
  • Zzyyggy
    Zzyyggy Posts: 1,189 Member
    Hi everyone. Tonight I'm going to have the prime rib dinner with baked potato, salad, and a coca cola. For desert I'll have some chocolate cake and ice cream with an iced mocha.

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