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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Of course "keeping it real" doesn't mean you are just being a complete fleshy male appendage. It just shows how AMAZING you are.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    Ignore the real mysteries of life. Believe you know exactly what life is about.
  • pickettcall
    pickettcall Posts: 5
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    Watch your water intake. If you drink too much water, your body will become toxic and you can die from 'water poisoning'. Don't forget to substitute with plenty of gatorade and red bulls to keep your energy high between meals.

    Diet foods are the best foods to consume. They give you more energy and have just as much nutrients as fresh veggies anyways.

    Results typically take 1-3 days. If you do not notice anything after a week, you are doing something wrong and you need to reassess your eating and workout routines.

    THESE
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
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    Thread necromancer
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Steel wool your face with bits of powder soap.. because exfoliation and stuff.
  • ZombieGeezUs
    ZombieGeezUs Posts: 476
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    Run right after a full meal so your body can use the carbs immediately.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
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    Alcohol just makes the Ambien work better!
  • TamaraKat
    TamaraKat Posts: 533 Member
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    "But it's Dr. Oz approved!"

    Also...

    "Other people are to blame for my weight gain!"
  • L4gym
    L4gym Posts: 81 Member
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    Always spell the word "lose" like this: "loose." It will make you look really smart. Don't lose weight. Loose weight. :tongue:


    Thank you!
  • 89nunu
    89nunu Posts: 1,082 Member
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    Tl;dr

    But water cleanse! Did someone say water cleanse yet? For at l asthma a week!

    And don't lift heavier things than the pink 0.5 lb dumbbells or you ill turn into (she)hulk instantly!
  • jeets888
    jeets888 Posts: 2,237 Member
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    @89nunu - but the pink ones are really heavy :(

    Beer is the new water .... like water on stroids - you get water and carbs and is great after long runs and strenuous workouts :)

    Oh and also works wonders on reviving your liver
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    only lift those pink 3lb weights

    While standing in the squat rack. For hours.
  • aafoo
    aafoo Posts: 501 Member
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    only lift those pink 3lb weights

    While standing in the squat rack. For hours.

    Take 1 minute rest before attempting the next squat. To make it harder increase the rest time :P
  • FindingAmy77
    FindingAmy77 Posts: 1,266 Member
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    go on the tic tac diet.. lol. only eat tic tacs everyday for two weeks. Pretty much what I did after my divorce and I was so depressed I had no appetite. Sure I lost a ton of weight but looked sick as hell:drinker:
  • drgmac
    drgmac Posts: 716 Member
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    The human body burns 10x more calories when consuming banana Snack Pack pudding through a straw as compared to running a 10k in under 40 minutes.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    only lift those pink 3lb weights

    While standing in the squat rack. For hours.

    Take 1 minute rest before attempting the next squat. To make it harder increase the rest time :P
    Update your status on facebook and reply to every single text message while the one minute passes, but if you're a female, that one minute is really thirty minutes in real time.
  • aafoo
    aafoo Posts: 501 Member
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    only lift those pink 3lb weights

    While standing in the squat rack. For hours.

    Take 1 minute rest before attempting the next squat. To make it harder increase the rest time :P
    Update your status on facebook and reply to every single text message while the one minute passes, but if you're a female, that one minute is really thirty minutes in real time.

    To make your fingers work more, you can also take selfies after evert squats!
  • mcibty
    mcibty Posts: 1,252 Member
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    Listen to EVERYTHING everyone tells you in the forum.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    only lift those pink 3lb weights

    While standing in the squat rack. For hours.

    Take 1 minute rest before attempting the next squat. To make it harder increase the rest time :P
    Update your status on facebook and reply to every single text message while the one minute passes, but if you're a female, that one minute is really thirty minutes in real time.

    To make your fingers work more, you can also take selfies after evert squats!
    And don't forget to make the fishfaces while you're at it, they obviously make you look so damned irresistible!

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