Give people REALLY bad advice!!!

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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Slapping a person's butt is an excellent way to make new friends.
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    I always see bad advice on this site, if you want solid advice, you should microwave your socks in the winter time to keep your toes nice and toasty
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Brawny, being the quicker-picker-upper, makes the best toilet paper.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    Always no that proper grammer makes you better then others.

    Awww...where is that like button.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Underwear has two sides for a reason. Use both before washing to save money and time.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Your girlfriend greatly appreciates it when you let her know how much weight she's gained. She will be grateful you are looking out for her.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Letting one air biscuit slip in an elevator isn't going to the THAT bad.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Plumbers crack showing is always an invitation to slip quarters in and see the reaction. Especially with girls. Great for getting dates.
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    5:2 is great and everyone should give it a try.
  • nblais06
    nblais06 Posts: 376 Member
    Plumbers crack showing is always an invitation to slip quarters in and see the reaction. Especially with girls. Great for getting dates.

    LMAO thats too funny!
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    Thigh gap is a sure sign you have lost enough weight...if you don't have it keep going...never mind genetics

    GET THAT THIGH GAP.
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    Take all your pictures in front of a corner tub and you'll never get any creeper requests!!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    What is the worst that can happen on your date. That is probably a roll of quarters in her pocket.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Check knife edge sharpness by running your finger along the blade. You will most certainly know.
  • Your body is exactly like everyone else's. So find a plan that' s been really successful for someone else and copy it exactly.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    be like everyone else. originality and innovation never got anyone anywhere in life.
  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    only lift those pink 3lb weights

    Are pink 15 lbs weights ok?
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    You should probably tell him your heavy breathing is really caused by your asthma and not his skills in bed.............it's always best to be honest with him.
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    Get married.

    ^^This :laugh:
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    Plumbers crack showing is always an invitation to slip quarters in and see the reaction. Especially with girls. Great for getting dates.

    OMG, this has me ROFLMAO.... not good at the office, huh??
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Of course "keeping it real" doesn't mean you are just being a complete fleshy male appendage. It just shows how AMAZING you are.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Ignore the real mysteries of life. Believe you know exactly what life is about.

  • Watch your water intake. If you drink too much water, your body will become toxic and you can die from 'water poisoning'. Don't forget to substitute with plenty of gatorade and red bulls to keep your energy high between meals.

    Diet foods are the best foods to consume. They give you more energy and have just as much nutrients as fresh veggies anyways.

    Results typically take 1-3 days. If you do not notice anything after a week, you are doing something wrong and you need to reassess your eating and workout routines.

    THESE
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Steel wool your face with bits of powder soap.. because exfoliation and stuff.
  • Run right after a full meal so your body can use the carbs immediately.
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
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  • TheRealParisLove
    TheRealParisLove Posts: 1,907 Member
    Alcohol just makes the Ambien work better!
  • TamaraKat
    TamaraKat Posts: 533 Member
    "But it's Dr. Oz approved!"

    Also...

    "Other people are to blame for my weight gain!"
  • L4gym
    L4gym Posts: 81 Member
    Always spell the word "lose" like this: "loose." It will make you look really smart. Don't lose weight. Loose weight. :tongue:


    Thank you!