Give people REALLY bad advice!!!

BeachIron

Don't lift heavy if you're a woman because it will make you look like a man

Never take a cheat day

Eat clean and you'll lose weight and avoid cancer

Squats are bad for your knees

Running will kill all your gainz

BrainyBurro

"don't stop" is always a good safe word.

michael1976_ca

a ghost is the reason you put on weight we all know they lifted the bad food to our mouths and made us eat it

taunto

ALWAYS post your relationship and family problems on MFP!!! Post every single details about it too!

BeachIron

"don't stop" is always a good safe word.

"harder, faster, longer"

JasonT1973

Make sure you always lick knives clean.
Test how hot coffee is with your tongue.
Get married.

That about sums up the worst advice possible!!!!!!! AHAHA

Groovyca2022

Always post how many calories you burn during sex..then eat back those cals.

Hestion

Ladies be sure to always tell us all about your TOM

taunto

If you're a woman, go to India



(if you didn't get it then you should read more news)

Thomasm198

eat clean
the paleo diet is valid science
carbs are bad
deprive yourself of the foods you love in order to lose weight
try crossfit
only lift those pink 3lb weights
cauliflower is a great substitute for real foods
everyone is different
what works for one person might not work for another
if your stomach is upset, you are allergic to gluten
protein is overrated
running is better for you than lifting weights

(the above is a list of advice that you find on MFP, but which i consider to be bad)

You forgot the "drink the magic urine drops while starving yourself and you will lose weight safely"

Yanicka1

Use Taubes and Mercola as your principal sources of information.

Hestion

Don't eat ANYTHING its all bad for you!

dawnmcneil10

Best thread in a while.

One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.

RobinsEgg

Drink 8 glasses of Water - ONLY WATER - a day!

BeachIron

Best thread in a while.

One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.

You know what is better than protein shakes?


Beer. Just down them with steak.

Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:

Hestion

Don't ever ever ever ever put funny gifs in a thread

(Would work better if i could add one so lets pretend, pretty please?)

Hestion

Best thread in a while.

One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.

You know what is better than protein shakes?


Beer. Just down them with steak.

Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:

But think of the poor animals!!!!

Mr_Bad_Example

ETA: I just saw a study in Get Swole magazine that 67% of people who drink soda get cancer. Don't do it!!

For that alone, today you win the Internet.

taunto

Best thread in a while.

One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.

You know what is better than protein shakes?


Beer. Just down them with steak.

Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:

But think of the poor animals!!!!

Its not poor at all. I like to think those animals are suicidal (why else would they be so relaxed near a butcher?) and by killing them, we're saving them from going to animal hell because suicide is a sin and getting killed in the line of duty earns them a place in heaven with high class strippers.

ctkennedy

Playing in traffic burns more calories