Give people REALLY bad advice!!!
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Use Taubes and Mercola as your principal sources of information.0
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Don't eat ANYTHING its all bad for you!0
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Best thread in a while.
One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.0 -
Drink 8 glasses of Water - ONLY WATER - a day!0
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Best thread in a while.
One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.
You know what is better than protein shakes?
Beer. Just down them with steak.
Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:0 -
Don't ever ever ever ever put funny gifs in a thread
(Would work better if i could add one so lets pretend, pretty please?)0 -
Best thread in a while.
One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.
You know what is better than protein shakes?
Beer. Just down them with steak.
Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:
But think of the poor animals!!!!0 -
ETA: I just saw a study in Get Swole magazine that 67% of people who drink soda get cancer. Don't do it!!
For that alone, today you win the Internet.0 -
Best thread in a while.
One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.
You know what is better than protein shakes?
Beer. Just down them with steak.
Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:
But think of the poor animals!!!!
Its not poor at all. I like to think those animals are suicidal (why else would they be so relaxed near a butcher?) and by killing them, we're saving them from going to animal hell because suicide is a sin and getting killed in the line of duty earns them a place in heaven with high class strippers.0 -
Playing in traffic burns more calories0
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Best thread in a while.
One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.
You know what is better than protein shakes?
Beer. Just down them with steak.
Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:
But think of the poor animals!!!!
Its not poor at all. I like to think those animals are suicidal (why else would they be so relaxed near a butcher?) and by killing them, we're saving them from going to animal hell because suicide is a sin and getting killed in the line of duty earns them a place in heaven with high class strippers.
Now you see I've never looked at it like that, i bow down to your wisdom ;-)0 -
Don't do cardio, to much makes you fat.0
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Best thread in a while.
One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.
You know what is better than protein shakes?
Beer. Just down them with steak.
Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:
EPIC FAIL! This is excellent advice!
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Best thread in a while.
One of my personal favorites is giving up food in order to have 2 protein shakes a day, yes this is something I definitely want to do the rest of my life! Let's not forget if you eat under 1200 calories one day you'll go into starvation mode.
You know what is better than protein shakes?
Beer. Just down them with steak.
Wait, I actually meant that! :drinker:
But think of the poor animals!!!!
Its not poor at all. I like to think those animals are suicidal (why else would they be so relaxed near a butcher?) and by killing them, we're saving them from going to animal hell because suicide is a sin and getting killed in the line of duty earns them a place in heaven with high class strippers.
I only go for the rich bourgeois animals as a way of saving the proletarian animals from the built in economic violence that is inherent in the system.0 -
-Since no one pays attention to other people in the locker room, all gyms should have co-ed locker rooms.
Squats are bad for you, you will destroy your back, don't do them....0 -
Go vegan, 'cause nothing vegan is unhealthy.
Everyone you know wants to hear the details of your weight loss plans and progress.0 -
mfp is not a health site its a free dating service0
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Running long distances and hardcore Plyo are the only ways you can get in shape. If your knees hurt so bad the next day that you can barely walk it means you did it right-they'll get used to it eventually!0
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LMAO... It's always worked for me.:explode:during 'relations' with a partner, call them by a different name to intensify the experience.0 -
for the win!!!!!!!!!!!!!"don't stop" is always a good safe word.0 -
Always spell the word "lose" like this: "loose." It will make you look really smart. Don't lose weight. Loose weight.
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during 'relations' with a partner, call them by a different name to intensify the experience.
During "relations" with a partner, whisper in their ear "I have AIDS" and then try to finish the "relations". Its good workout.0 -
Always remember to change to some restrictive fad diet or the other at least every 2 weeks, that's long enough to see if it works and besides keeping your body guessing is good!0
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Always ask for exercise program suggestions then completely ignore the good advice, while half-heartedly starting a program that will be of minimal help towards reaching your goals.
Post a similar update 2 weeks later saying you're not seeing results and require more advice.0 -
Don't listen to people who disagree with you or who don't run their words through piles of unicorn poop - they're just being haters.
People who say sugar and wheat are okay and refuse to demonize foods are all working for the wheat and sugar companies.0 -
Always spell the word "lose" like this: "loose." It will make you look really smart. Don't lose weight. Loose weight.
It's an epidemic of using the wrong words in the world now.0 -
Doing curls in the squat rack will make all the other lifters respect you...0
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Always remember NOBODY has ever gone through the journey, so they know nothing, your the first one ever to do this and ALWAYS know what's best!0
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Always post how many calories you burn during sex..then eat back those cals.
Good grief, that's funny0 -
Planet fitness is totally a good gym to join to build muscle.0
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