Give people REALLY bad advice!!!

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  • mathjulz
    mathjulz Posts: 5,514 Member
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    I just keep thinking of things this morning …

    You should lose weight before starting exercise. This counts double for weight lifting or resistance training. Get to your goal first, then worry about looking good.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
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    The worst she can say is no.

    That's good advice. Friend once told me "closed mouth don't get fed." Best advice I have ever heard.
  • bekdavis
    bekdavis Posts: 290 Member
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    muscle weighs more than fat.

    Bull *kitten* -- 5lbs of muscle weighs the same as 5lbs of fat.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Watch Miley Cyrus on the vmas...
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
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    If you find it on the internet, it is true

    Sugar is evil

    Everyone is unique like a snowflake

    Use kik to get friendly reminders from people who do not want junk shots

    Post junk shots on MFP the mods like this

    sidesteel and Sara know nothing when it comes to eating healthy and muscle gain

    taunto ought to be trusted with your youngest child

    drink large quantities of Pepto Bismal for a cheap enima

    fast for 90 hours and type in your results..
  • VBnotbitter
    VBnotbitter Posts: 820 Member
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    Listen to your body

    If you want to prove you are right on the forums use YouTube
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
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    Add whiskey to your recovery drinks for muscle growth. :noway:

    ...there's supposed to be something in your recovery drinks besides whiskey?!
  • thesifter
    thesifter Posts: 107 Member
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    Zija!!!! (sorry)
  • NaughtyinCali
    NaughtyinCali Posts: 38
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    Kale pieces baked in the oven, taste better then regular potatoe chips! We know without a doubt, that injecting HCG is completely safe...for men! ALL women look great in thong underwear, thats why they make them in 3X! Your less likely to overeat while watching tv, cause you'll get distracted by the tv show and forget to eat.
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
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    Bikinis look good on everyone.
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
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    Liquor has no calories and you can imbibe at will to occupy time between meals!
  • raneylfrick
    raneylfrick Posts: 380 Member
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    Do it naturally...with THIS pill

    Parenting...You're doing it right

    Give her advice.... (NEVER give a woman something she can't wear that evening! -Wilde)

    And, for God's sake, would you please settle down and get married!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Toilet water has reduced calories from regular water.
  • thesifter
    thesifter Posts: 107 Member
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    Look clever on the boards by using "then" when you mean "than"
  • thesifter
    thesifter Posts: 107 Member
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    Look clever on the boards by using "then" when you mean "than"
    correct people's grammar ... :noway:
  • alanp96
    alanp96 Posts: 6
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    Eat cake to lose weight :o)
    haha
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
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    Never quit smoking because you WILL Gain weight it's inevitable.
    Blame everything but excess calories and too little exercise for your weight
    ***this could be a list on it's own
    Use BMI as a measure of what you should weigh
    only do 10 days of 30DS because you get bulky after that
    Question/dismiss someone's advice because of their age


    As for the Lose vs Loose and then vs than....guilty...I misuse these words to the point I try not to use them anymore...doesn't make me uneducated just means I don't remember the rules from elementary school that was 30 years ago...:sad: :sad: :blushing: :blushing:
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    Always no that proper grammer makes you better then others.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    The crunchy shell of a walnut contains the most nutrients and fiber.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,841 Member
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    The acids in soda helps break down food quicker to their nutrients, so make sure to have a full 12 ounces minimum with every meal or snack.

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