Give people REALLY bad advice!!!
JasonT1973
Posts: 229 Member
in Chit-Chat
I have been going through the forums today and there is ALOT of bad advice.
I KNOW some of it is humor but some of it I think people actually believe!
Lets start a thread of seriously BAD ADVICE!!
I'll start us off: You should only eat 777 calories because 7 is a lucky number and 7777 calories would KILL you.
I KNOW some of it is humor but some of it I think people actually believe!
Lets start a thread of seriously BAD ADVICE!!
I'll start us off: You should only eat 777 calories because 7 is a lucky number and 7777 calories would KILL you.
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eat clean
the paleo diet is valid science
carbs are bad
deprive yourself of the foods you love in order to lose weight
try crossfit
only lift those pink 3lb weights
cauliflower is a great substitute for real foods
everyone is different
what works for one person might not work for another
if your stomach is upset, you are allergic to gluten
protein is overrated
running is better for you than lifting weights
(the above is a list of advice that you find on MFP, but which i consider to be bad)0 -
Make sure you always lick knives clean.
Test how hot coffee is with your tongue.
Get married.0 -
Make sure you always lick knives clean.
Test how hot coffee is with your tongue.
Get married.
LMAO!!!0 -
Soda and artificial sugar are demons. You will NOT loose weight consuming any of it.. If you want to loose weight, drink two gallons of water a day to flush out the fat. You will loose 10 pounds a day. Good luck with your weight loose journey!!
ETA: I just saw a study in Get Swole magazine that 67% of people who drink soda get cancer. Don't do it!!0 -
eat clean
the paleo diet is valid science
carbs are bad
deprive yourself of the foods you love in order to lose weight
try crossfit
only lift those pink 3lb weights
cauliflower is a great substitute for real foods
everyone is different
what works for one person might not work for another
if your stomach is upset, you are allergic to gluten
protein is overrated
running is better for you than lifting weights
(the above is a list of advice that you find on MFP, but which i consider to be bad)
lmao!!!0 -
If bread gets stuck in the toaster, use a metal fork to coax it out.
...and if that doesn't work, take said fork and ram it into the mains power supply.
Enjoy your toast.0 -
eat clean
the paleo diet is valid science
carbs are bad
deprive yourself of the foods you love in order to lose weight
try crossfit
only lift those pink 3lb weights
cauliflower is a great substitute for real foods
everyone is different
what works for one person might not work for another
if your stomach is upset, you are allergic to gluten
protein is overrated
running is better for you than lifting weights
(the above is a list of advice that you find on MFP, but which i consider to be bad)
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eat clean
the paleo diet is valid science
carbs are bad
deprive yourself of the foods you love in order to lose weight
try crossfit
only lift those pink 3lb weights
cauliflower is a great substitute for real foods
everyone is different
what works for one person might not work for another
if your stomach is upset, you are allergic to gluten
protein is overrated
running is better for you than lifting weights
(the above is a list of advice that you find on MFP, but which i consider to be bad)
Did you forget juicing, cleansing and green tea/green coffee/raspberry keystones being good and sugar and artificial sweeteners being the work of the devil?0 -
Always spell the word "lose" like this: "loose." It will make you look really smart. Don't lose weight. Loose weight.
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Soda and artificial sugar are demons. You will NOT loose weight consuming any of it.. If you want to loose weight, drink two gallons of water a day to flush out the fat. You will loose 10 pounds a day. Good luck with your weight loose journey!!
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don't eat anything 3 hours before bed time
fill up on water only to feel fuller0 -
Detoxes are legit. If you can do a 40 day water cleanse, you're basically Jesus and will be the master of weight loss.
Go to UVA.0 -
Sugar makes you fat and addicted
Artificial sweeteners make you fat and addicted and die from poison
Organic is more healthy than non-organic
GMOs are an additive and will KILL YOU
Click on all of BrainyBurro's threads and you will never be Rick Rolled
Juicing is an adequate replacement of food for the long term
Wheat Belly is a legit source of information
No one has ever lost weight eating junk food0 -
you can always believe Dr. Oz because he's a doctor.0
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Dont forgot... WOMEN SHOULD NOT LIFT you will become crazy bulky... think HULK0
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Yell sexual comments at women walking down the street - we secretly love it.
Natural deodorants work.
Don't worry about telling racist jokes in public, we totally eradicated racism.
"Literally" means whatever you want!
Low-fat cookies are essentially celery.
GO HARD OR GO HOME.
Anorexia is a great, fast way to lose weight. You can go back to eating any time you want, and with no long-term health consequences or psychological trauma.
Women who don't exercise on their periods are whiny. Cramps are a myth.
Never celebrate your little successes, it's all about the big win.
"Family Guy" is funny and you should watch it.0 -
Everyone trying to lose weight needs to go on the HCG diet immediately. It is healthy and beneficial...0
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If your bath water gets cold, always have a plugged in radio nearby to pull into the water to warm it up.0
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Believe in every thread taunto starts.
Never listen to Sarauk2sf or Sidesteel or taso42
Use super glue as a lube for coitus0 -
during 'relations' with a partner, call them by a different name to intensify the experience.0
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Don't lift heavy if you're a woman because it will make you look like a man
Never take a cheat day
Eat clean and you'll lose weight and avoid cancer
Squats are bad for your knees
Running will kill all your gainz0 -
"don't stop" is always a good safe word.0
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a ghost is the reason you put on weight we all know they lifted the bad food to our mouths and made us eat it0
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ALWAYS post your relationship and family problems on MFP!!! Post every single details about it too!0
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"don't stop" is always a good safe word.
"harder, faster, longer"0 -
Make sure you always lick knives clean.
Test how hot coffee is with your tongue.
Get married.
That about sums up the worst advice possible!!!!!!! AHAHA0 -
Always post how many calories you burn during sex..then eat back those cals.0
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Ladies be sure to always tell us all about your TOM0
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If you're a woman, go to India
(if you didn't get it then you should read more news)0 -
You forgot the "drink the magic urine drops while starving yourself and you will lose weight safely"eat clean
the paleo diet is valid science
carbs are bad
deprive yourself of the foods you love in order to lose weight
try crossfit
only lift those pink 3lb weights
cauliflower is a great substitute for real foods
everyone is different
what works for one person might not work for another
if your stomach is upset, you are allergic to gluten
protein is overrated
running is better for you than lifting weights
(the above is a list of advice that you find on MFP, but which i consider to be bad)0
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