Don't do this or you'll DIE!!!!
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I went for a long period without a belt. This explains why my intestines were poking through my belly button.
If you wear a really big belt maybe things will pop back in???
I don't have a really big belt. Maybe if I wear six small ones?0 -
Haha, I like this.
Although one genuine think that I thought was helping myself but causing more problems was brushing my teeth right after a meal. My dentist said to wait an hour because the acid in the food slightly softens tooth enamel and brushing right away can actually cause more harm than good to tooth enamel. She said wait an hour until the saliva has reduced acidity and then brush.
Well, THAT actually makes sense.
I've heard the same thing about brushing after vomiting.0 -
Should I be concerned... I've never worn a belt? Haha0
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I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.
Ummm, ok.
i posted this picture because you completely missed the obvious sarcastic intent of the OP.0 -
This is sooo true.
(I'm writing this from the afterlife)0 -
She posted the picture because you don't get jokes.
not a she!
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I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Also if you use hot sauce and chew your food really fine you wont get fat no matter what you eat....cause the hot sauce is so hot it just BURNS your calories away and any other calories left behind will be burnt off by chewing so dam much...it's science people back the fuk off0 -
Should I be concerned... I've never worn a belt? Haha
No but we should..... you obviously should be dead.... but aren't.... think the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE is starting!!!0 -
YOLO!0
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She posted the picture because you don't get jokes.I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.
Ummm, ok.
I'm sorry but I thought it was a web site for a healthy life style, not for a pathetic arguing.
I replied because I was interested in the topic of discussion. If you or others want to change it into bullying nonsense, I'm not interested in replying to you.0 -
I'm sorry but I thought it was a web site for a healthy life style, not for a pathetic arguing.
1) read the name of this forum
2) goto 1)0 -
Then stop pathetically arguing?
She posted the picture because you don't get jokes.I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.
Ummm, ok.
I'm sorry but I thought it was a web site for a healthy life style, not for a pathetic arguing.0 -
if it was on the internet, then it's real! i'm scared! start the chain mail!0
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I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.
Ummm, ok.
i posted this picture because you completely missed the obvious sarcastic intent of the OP.
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Thought the OP posted that. Wasn't paying attention.She posted the picture because you don't get jokes.
not a she!
Then quit arguing?I'm sorry but I thought it was a web site for a healthy life style, not for a pathetic arguing.0 -
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This episode makes me cry!!
Lal 0 -
This episode makes me cry!! Lal
That was definitely one of the best episodes! So Machiavellian!!0 -
This is sound practice.*prints post and sticks on fridge*
Thanks! I sure don't want to die!
Just to be safe, I've tattooed this info to the inside of my eyelids. Both of them.0 -
i wonder how many calories i just burned off laughing my head off to this lot!!! funny stuff!:-)0
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She posted the picture because you don't get jokes.
not a she!
To be fair if you're looking at a burro head-on, it's kinda hard to tell.0 -
How the OP must be feeling about now
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Wow...glad I read this and glad that I'm alive! I almost DIED every day this week!!! :noway: :laugh:0
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She posted the picture because you don't get jokes.I agree with most parts except for the tea. It depends on the food and the tea. After eating some hot fat food it's necessary to have hot green tea, after pilaf for instance or lamb. It's a major help for digestion.
Ok, and you posted this picture because you disagree with my opinion and experience that my culture has had for 3000 years.
Ummm, ok.
I'm sorry but I thought it was a web site for a healthy life style, not for a pathetic arguing.
I replied because I was interested in the topic of discussion. If you or others want to change it into bullying nonsense, I'm not interested in replying to you.
This ridiculousness is exactly why people know who you are. You make yourself unforgettable and not in a good way.0 -
Quote so. It's on the Internet. Therefore, it is true.How the OP must be feeling about now
It is known.0 -
I need a really big beltI went for a long period without a belt. This explains why my intestines were poking through my belly button.
If you wear a really big belt maybe things will pop back in???0 -
Pretty funny!!
Remember, it has to be said three times before it actually becomes true.0 -
Doesn't say anything about having sex though. WIN!!!!! Everyone have sex after eating, but it must last at least one hour before you have that cigarrette.
LMAO!!!!
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It's a risk you may be willing to take. But I am not going to risk it.ok, sounds like a load of bull**** to me. I personally never listen to anything like this because at the end of the day we would have a whole world in panic.
shouldnt smoke anyway, rest yourself after a meal, i dont know why you would want to eat more food after having a meal and if you do the one you just had wasnt big enough but people have fruit with lunch not just as snacks.
BUT... you do what you think is right, i'll just be over here ignoring that drivel
It may be true or it may not be true but even if it's not true, you should do it anyway because it may be true.
Uh-huh, just like smoking used to be good for your health and drinking a glass of wine a day is meant to be good for you, but then there is the alcoholics who if they had one glass of wine might slip back into that horrible black hole. cooking with olive oil is meant to be good for you but apparently it turns into something called carcinogen which apparently is cancers little helper.0 -
So if I copy and paste that twice more ...Pretty funny!!
Remember, it has to be said three times before it actually becomes true.0
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