Don't do this or you'll DIE!!!!

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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.





    Are we all in agreement on this?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.





    Are we all in agreement on this?

    Seconded :laugh:
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.





    Are we all in agreement on this?

    Wait, I thought drinking tea makes me very pretty? I've been drinking tea for a long time and I'm still not pretty, I must be doing it wrong.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.





    Are we all in agreement on this?

    Wait, I thought drinking tea makes me very pretty? I've been drinking tea for a long time and I'm still not pretty, I must be doing it wrong.
    Is the tea 3,000 years old?
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.





    Are we all in agreement on this?

    Wait, I thought drinking tea makes me very pretty? I've been drinking tea for a long time and I'm still not pretty, I must be doing it wrong.
    Is the tea 3,000 years old?
    That would be a very strong tea, kinda like the 1000 year egg sold at oriental markets. I don't know if I can hack it, beauty will have to wait.
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member

    It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.

    Oh hon you're following me too :) How sweet :)
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member
    That would be a very strong tea, kinda like the 1000 year egg sold at oriental markets. I don't know if I can hack it, beauty will have to wait.

    No way. Beauty can't wait. Green tea inside and out :)
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    She's pretty? :noway: :laugh:
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.





    Are we all in agreement on this?

    Lol, lovely :)
  • fbmandy55
    fbmandy55 Posts: 5,263 Member


    * Don't smoke- Experiment from experts proves that smoking a cigarette after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is higher).


    I'm screwed. Cigarette is the first thing I go to after I eat.

    But funny that smoking after eating will increase cancer risk for something that already has a high cancer risk.
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    I love it when people get all angry over silly stuff. :laugh:
    DEATH ISN'T SILLY!!!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU??!!!! CAPS LOCK!




    :wink:

    I know. I need to take this seriously.
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member

    * Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I wish this one was true.......you could eat anything you want and then go for a short walk and problem solved!
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member

    * Don't walk about - People always say that after a meal walk a hundred steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true. Walking will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from the food we intake.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I wish this one was true.......you could eat anything you want and then go for a short walk and problem solved!
    It says nutrition, not calories.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member

    It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.

    Oh hon you're following me too :) How sweet :)

    Didn't realize it was you until others pointed out! I have really bad visual memory since I was young.

    This one time in Scouts we saw a bear defecating in the woods when we were working on our fishing badges. The next day when we were about to start working on our canoeing badge, and we saw a bear defacating by the water. One of our Eagle scouts pointed out a white patch of fur near the bear's backside, and we all realized it was the same bear! So, the rest of that summer everyone knew about bear who defecated everywhere but someone pointed out the patch of fur.

    By the way, I'm not saying that you are big fat bear who is defecating all over the forums, I'm just saying I have really bad memory when it comes to remembering people, unless someone points them out for me a couple of times.
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member

    It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.

    Oh hon you're following me too :) How sweet :)

    Didn't realize it was you until others pointed out! I have really bad visual memory since I was young.

    This one time in Scouts we saw a bear defecating in the woods when we were working on our fishing badges. The next day when we were about to start working on our canoeing badge, and we saw a bear defacating by the water. One of our Eagle scouts pointed out a white patch of fur near the bear's backside, and we all realized it was the same bear! So, the rest of that summer everyone knew about bear who defecated everywhere but someone pointed out the patch of fur.

    By the way, I'm not saying that you are big fat bear who is defecating all over the forums, I'm just saying I have really bad memory when it comes to remembering people, unless someone points them out for me a couple of times.

    Ok, I must admit you obsession with defecating bears is disturbing...
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member

    It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.

    Oh hon you're following me too :) How sweet :)

    Didn't realize it was you until others pointed out! I have really bad visual memory since I was young.

    This one time in Scouts we saw a bear defecating in the woods when we were working on our fishing badges. The next day when we were about to start working on our canoeing badge, and we saw a bear defacating by the water. One of our Eagle scouts pointed out a white patch of fur near the bear's backside, and we all realized it was the same bear! So, the rest of that summer everyone knew about bear who defecated everywhere but someone pointed out the patch of fur.

    By the way, I'm not saying that you are big fat bear who is defecating all over the forums, I'm just saying I have really bad memory when it comes to remembering people, unless someone points them out for me a couple of times.

    Ok, I must admit you obsession with defecating bears is disturbing...

    Clearly, you've never watched a bear defecate.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member

    It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.

    Oh hon you're following me too :) How sweet :)

    Didn't realize it was you until others pointed out! I have really bad visual memory since I was young.

    This one time in Scouts we saw a bear defecating in the woods when we were working on our fishing badges. The next day when we were about to start working on our canoeing badge, and we saw a bear defacating by the water. One of our Eagle scouts pointed out a white patch of fur near the bear's backside, and we all realized it was the same bear! So, the rest of that summer everyone knew about bear who defecated everywhere but someone pointed out the patch of fur.

    By the way, I'm not saying that you are big fat bear who is defecating all over the forums, I'm just saying I have really bad memory when it comes to remembering people, unless someone points them out for me a couple of times.
    Wait. I'm confused. You saw a bear defecating by the water. I always thought that bears s**t in the woods.
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member

    It must be awesome being you! Knowing 3 languages, being better than all the fat uneducated people, not having kids like those other "fat cows" that come from cultures that aren't 3000+ years old.

    Oh hon you're following me too :) How sweet :)

    Didn't realize it was you until others pointed out! I have really bad visual memory since I was young.

    This one time in Scouts we saw a bear defecating in the woods when we were working on our fishing badges. The next day when we were about to start working on our canoeing badge, and we saw a bear defacating by the water. One of our Eagle scouts pointed out a white patch of fur near the bear's backside, and we all realized it was the same bear! So, the rest of that summer everyone knew about bear who defecated everywhere but someone pointed out the patch of fur.

    By the way, I'm not saying that you are big fat bear who is defecating all over the forums, I'm just saying I have really bad memory when it comes to remembering people, unless someone points them out for me a couple of times.
    Wait. I'm confused. You saw a bear defecating by the water. I always thought that bears s**t in the woods.

    Maybe that bear made it his goal to defecate in front of the baby vtmoon? Maybe vtmoon was somehow attractive for the bear defecation process.
  • __Di__
    __Di__ Posts: 1,660 Member
    Doesn't say anything about having sex though. WIN!!!!! Everyone have sex after eating, but it must last at least one hour before you have that cigarrette.

    At least wait until your partner has finished dessert though.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.





    Are we all in agreement on this?

    Wait, I thought drinking tea makes me very pretty? I've been drinking tea for a long time and I'm still not pretty, I must be doing it wrong.
    Is the tea 3,000 years old?

    Tea is 4,500 years old. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_old_is_tea
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.





    Are we all in agreement on this?

    Wait, I thought drinking tea makes me very pretty? I've been drinking tea for a long time and I'm still not pretty, I must be doing it wrong.
    Is the tea 3,000 years old?

    Tea is 4,500 years old. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_old_is_tea
    GoGlam's tea is the tea that makes you pretty and her tea is only 3,000 years old.
  • digbybebe
    digbybebe Posts: 25 Member
    This may come as a nasty shock to some but it doesn't matter what you do or don't do....we are all going to die sooner or later....best stop worrying about how and get on having a bit of fun in our lives...its Friday afterall!!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    This may come as a nasty shock to some but it doesn't matter what you do or don't do....we are all going to die sooner or later....best stop worrying about how and get on having a bit of fun in our lives...its Friday afterall!!

    Were you even paying attention?
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  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    Well I think we have learned a very important lesson here today (via sarcasm). You can smoke, eat fruit, loosen your belt, walk about, and sleep after you eat and you will be just fine...

    But if you drink tea after you eat then you will become a narcissist.

    Are we all in agreement on this?

    Wait, I thought drinking tea makes me very pretty? I've been drinking tea for a long time and I'm still not pretty, I must be doing it wrong.
    Is the tea 3,000 years old?

    Tea is 4,500 years old. http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_old_is_tea
    GoGlam's tea is the tea that makes you pretty and her tea is only 3,000 years old.

    I'm only a fat child-rearing cow. I can't be held responsible for sentence comprehension.
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    This may come as a nasty shock to some but it doesn't matter what you do or don't do....we are all going to die sooner or later....best stop worrying about how and get on having a bit of fun in our lives...its Friday afterall!!

    Remember: Good Health is merely the slowest rate at which you can die.
  • WisiPls
    WisiPls Posts: 359
    I think I might be dead then
  • daj150
    daj150 Posts: 815 Member
    I ate watermelon right after dinner and now i am in a coma

    Oh man...watermelon coma is the best...I try and do that frequently.
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    This may come as a nasty shock to some but it doesn't matter what you do or don't do....we are all going to die sooner or later....best stop worrying about how and get on having a bit of fun in our lives...its Friday afterall!!
    So very true. We need to start having some fun. Where can I find that?
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I did them all today...guess I'm a zombie.
  • digbybebe
    digbybebe Posts: 25 Member
    After 6 pages I kind of lost track with all that biitching over old tea and bear poo...its always hard to work out who is actually being funny or sarcastic because every day I read something and think...omg can anyone be THAT daft...all I know is it made ME laugh...others seemed to need a kick in the bum to realise it was a joke!

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