I need a boyfriend

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  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    This is probably not the best way to go about finding a man. Get ready to get weird messages from strange men. Good luck.

    This...Oh and this...

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.
  • ravegee
    ravegee Posts: 999 Member
    Put up some nudes, I'm sure you'll get asked a lot more.
    This
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    What u really need is to invest in a good "toy" to help u out from time to time.
  • gypsyrose64
    gypsyrose64 Posts: 271 Member
    fresh pack of batteries = less hassles :bigsmile:
  • Ivey05131980
    Ivey05131980 Posts: 1,118 Member
    I can send junk pics if you think that will help

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  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    It's true, it is really, really easy to meet any *kitten*, all you have to do is work out, put a skirt on, go out & talk to people. Meeting someone you could tolerate on a holiday & want to introduce to family is the challenge.
  • gypsyrose64
    gypsyrose64 Posts: 271 Member
    All joking aside, I find people are more interested in their phones these days - than making eye contact or introducing themselves. Everyone's walking with their heads down, like zombies.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.

    You mean tighter?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.

    You mean tighter?

    God you smell nice.
  • RN514
    RN514 Posts: 1,107 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.

    You mean tighter?

    God you smell nice.

    Hah!! Y'all are definitely two of my favorites on here. Never a dull moment!
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.

    You mean tighter?

    God you smell nice.
    I'm the man your man could smell like.
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    you're putting out that "I need a man desperate clingy girl" vibe... stop trying so hard.

    Can I kik you my junk shots? Its classy I assure you.
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    For sure you can, always. I like classy junk shots.
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    Going off your pic, I'd say you can't be trying too hard....
  • JaimeB875
    JaimeB875 Posts: 20
    fresh pack of batteries = less hassles :bigsmile:

    ^^This
  • srcardinal10
    srcardinal10 Posts: 387 Member
    I can't meet men or keep them either. I understand. :(
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.

    You mean tighter?

    God you smell nice.
    I'm the man your man could smell like.

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  • anappleaday34
    anappleaday34 Posts: 90
    I am having the HARDEST time meeting men! I never get asked out. I must be putting out the wrong vibe or something. :(

    Have you ever considered that maybe YOU should try to make the first move once in a while? Or do you think that will come off as desparate? -_-
  • ace__of__spades
    ace__of__spades Posts: 33
    I need a girlfriend if anyone is in cali or close to cali.

    Thx
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.

    You mean tighter?

    God you smell nice.
    I'm the man your man could smell like.

    Ow!

    Loosen your grip. I am not a Shakeweight!
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    You don't need a boyfriend, you need a vibrator. I promise.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
    Whoops. My bad. Edited for stupidity. :embarassed:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    *Compelled to edit.*
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    MFP is a dating site. I've met all my boyfriends here. Shhh! Don't tell my husband.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    MFP is a dating site. I've met all my boyfriends here. Shhh! Don't tell my husband.

    Um, get back in the bedroom.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    All you need is a toy and wine.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    MFP is a dating site. I've met all my boyfriends here. Shhh! Don't tell my husband.

    Um, get back in the bedroom.
    Yes sir. I was just getting fresh batteries and wine...
  • Scottmcteare
    Scottmcteare Posts: 34
    just smile and look innocent, guys love that

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