I need a boyfriend

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  • ace__of__spades
    ace__of__spades Posts: 33
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    I need a girlfriend if anyone is in cali or close to cali.

    Thx
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.

    You mean tighter?

    God you smell nice.
    I'm the man your man could smell like.

    Ow!

    Loosen your grip. I am not a Shakeweight!
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
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    You don't need a boyfriend, you need a vibrator. I promise.
  • supahstar71
    supahstar71 Posts: 926 Member
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    Whoops. My bad. Edited for stupidity. :embarassed:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    *Compelled to edit.*
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    MFP is a dating site. I've met all my boyfriends here. Shhh! Don't tell my husband.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    MFP is a dating site. I've met all my boyfriends here. Shhh! Don't tell my husband.

    Um, get back in the bedroom.
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
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    All you need is a toy and wine.
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    MFP is a dating site. I've met all my boyfriends here. Shhh! Don't tell my husband.

    Um, get back in the bedroom.
    Yes sir. I was just getting fresh batteries and wine...
  • Scottmcteare
    Scottmcteare Posts: 34
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    just smile and look innocent, guys love that
  • Canman51
    Canman51 Posts: 41
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    :laugh:
  • Fozzi43
    Fozzi43 Posts: 2,984 Member
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    Why on earth would you want one of those?

    This^^

    Buy a Rabbit vibe..much more fun and reliable and doesn't answer back.
  • SwitzEngine
    SwitzEngine Posts: 3,418 Member
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    You don't need a boyfriend, you need a vibrator. I promise.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    I work at a prison and there are about 120 single guys that work here with me. I can introduce you. And don't worry they are all very nice guys. They are not players or anything like that... they just haven't found the 'right' one yet, maybe it is you! :wink:

    I had to read that twice to make sure you weren't offering up the prisoners! lol

    I didn't realize he wasn't talking about the prisoners until I read your comment...:blushing:
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    im-hopeless-and-awkward-and-desperate-for-love_846.gif

    +1
  • janicelo1971
    janicelo1971 Posts: 823 Member
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    sadly I can relate...just me and my BOB for the last 4 years!:sad:
  • jsd43953
    jsd43953 Posts: 43 Member
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    There is an old saying that states if you want to find your prince charming you must first be willing to kiss a few toads. With that being said I dont think it is you, you will find boyfriend when the time is right and the universal energies are aligned. Until then have fun, smile and stay beautiful. That goes to ALL of you ladies who chimed in single.
  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
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    I actually got a lot of sweet responses. Not all men are pigs, ya kno :P
  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
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    37....Doesn't it say on profile?
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
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    I actually got a lot of sweet responses. Not all men are pigs, ya kno :P

    Lies.

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