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  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
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    Met my now hubby on eHarmony.com

    That's too big a gamble. Too much money and I tried one of the free sites.....I always get hit on by younger men. I was hoping to date someone a little closer to my own age.
  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
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    Where do you live. I have a friend on here that was looking for a girlfriend the other day.

    Indiana...theres more than corn! We have SOYBEANS! grrrr
  • crackur
    crackur Posts: 473 Member
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    Find a guy you like......stand outside of his house in a trench coat and a boombox over top of your head. Works every time.
  • lbryant79
    lbryant79 Posts: 100
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    do what you believe is right, be comfortable, no chances, meet in public, sure you know this, you seem to know what your after, :-)
    RuleFive does have a point, a big % of men are devious, manipulating creators only after one thing, be careful.
  • lbryant79
    lbryant79 Posts: 100
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    o what you believe is right, be comfortable, no chances, meet in public, sure you know this, you seem to know what your after, :-)
    RuleFive does have a point, a big % of men are devious, manipulating creators only after one thing, be careful.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Surely I'm not the only one seeing the resemblance...

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  • BDEGAND
    BDEGAND Posts: 53
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    I hear if you get a boob job, your problems will be solved. More importantly, men will start pumping your gas for you... or something like that. I forget the whole theory, but surely it can't be wrong.

    I don't think I need one of those. maybe a reduction??? lol
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    Woohoo! Double post from MFP suckage, free gifs for everyone!

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  • lbryant79
    lbryant79 Posts: 100
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    seriously, will someone please tell me how to do that, mister_univer????
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
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    I will be honest. I am getting a bad vibe from you.

    I will be honest. I am getting a Whierd vibe from her.

    Hold me.

    You mean tighter?

    God you smell nice.
    I'm the man your man could smell like.

    Ow!

    Loosen your grip. I am not a Shakeweight!

    Sorry, man. Years of practice on...well, you know. :ohwell:
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
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  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,908 Member
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    Where do you live. I have a friend on here that was looking for a girlfriend the other day.

    Indiana...theres more than corn! We have SOYBEANS! grrrr

    Hey! I'm from Indiana, too! I'll take the corn over the soybeans any day, though. Have you tried joining any local groups in your area? If you're a runner there are probably runner's groups. If you like to read I'm sure there are book clubs. Do you play cards? You can always find poker and euchre groups. Also, don't be afraid to ask a guy out, either. Even here in Indiana it's not considered too forward anymore.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    37....Doesn't it say on profile?

    Pssst...your profile is set to private. :wink:
  • fitgirlandfoodie
    fitgirlandfoodie Posts: 1,014 Member
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    I think all the good men are gone . But hey, they may just be in hiding? in a nuclear, underground bomb shelter? behind reinforced steel..eh, I dunno....I've yet to find one anyways!
  • crackur
    crackur Posts: 473 Member
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    I think all the good men are gone . But hey, they may just be in hiding? in a nuclear, underground bomb shelter? behind reinforced steel..eh, I dunno....I've yet to find one anyways!
    f... now I have to find another place to hide......
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I am having the HARDEST time meeting men! I never get asked out. I must be putting out the wrong vibe or something. :(

    Same here...

    Hey! I asked you to go see the Prometheus sequel yesterday!
  • ILoveTheBrowns
    ILoveTheBrowns Posts: 661 Member
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    i need a girlfriend
  • footiechick82
    footiechick82 Posts: 1,203 Member
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    No one NEEDS a boyfriend... you WANT a boyfriend.

    the more you focus on THAT only the more you're going to scare guys away.

    I have about 9 after me right now and it's because I'm not willing to just settle for ANY man... I want the man I want to spend my life with and I'm not sure out of those 9 they are it!

    RE F*CKING LAX and stop stressing... it will happen when it happens!
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
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    LOOOOOOOOOOL

    Desperate situation
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I actually got a lot of sweet responses. Not all men are pigs, ya kno :P

    For the first 5 minutes.

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