Crazy "B"s - What do you look for in a man?

TheSlorax

Far too much normal detected. Response in full sentences and well-reasoned. GTFO.

Dude she expects you to "eat her leftovers" especially if it "starts going bad."

U mite wish 2 retink dis.

like you even check the best by date.

Nah, I don't. I just have a quick look and as long as it looks alright . . .

exactly. And I am after all a crazy ***** and I won't even mention that it's out of date.

kyleekay10

A riding crop, soft rope, and a commanding voice. Oh and a strong grip.

















Wait, what?

QFT, minus the "Wait, what?". :smokin:

Oh and he needs to like video games. I want him to get as pissed off as I do when someone ganks me in WoW, when I ride my horse off a mountain in Skyrim, or when the cops finally catch me in GTA.

True story time: Beginning of MoP, I'm playing on Mannoroth US (I've since moved to a PVE server. I get too angry.) Some dbag level 89 frost mage jumps my poor level 85 druid and basically shatters me into a million pieces. The rage is immediate and overwhelming BUT the only 90 I had at the stage was a Holy/Disc priest.

But I wasn't going to let this crap stand, cause screw that!

So I run into the bedroom, wake up my husband (It's about...3 in the morning) make him get out of bed and get onto his rogue. And then I watch gleefully as he kills that mage over and over and over and over, taking him out every time he resurrects until he finally makes it close enough to his faction's town that it wasn't worth chasing him anymore.

I take being ganked very seriously.

That is epic. I also love the fact that your husband was willing to wake up from a dead sleep to do that for you, haha.

And this is why it's fun to be a rogue.

Also this. I Rogues.

whierd

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

diodelcibo

Less crazy than I expected.

kyleekay10

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

dbmata

oh sweet, MoP, the Jack black expansion to WoW.

That's why I play LOTRO, suckas.

whierd

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are awesome. Dont hate.

megabyt23

Less crazy than I expected.

everyone knows you can't be crazy to start with!

kyleekay10

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are awesome. Dont hate.

I would never. :flowerforyou:

Maybe if I re-up my WoW subscription I'll try a Druid, just for you.

ldrosophila

Less crazy than I expected.

I just think that it's pure awesomeness how it morphed into a WOW discussion. I of course am very bicurious so enjoy playing all classes, but just not very well.

whierd

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are awesome. Dont hate.

I would never. :flowerforyou:

Maybe if I re-up my WoW subscription I'll try a Druid, just for you.

Aww, you would do that for me? I would totally healbot you if I hadnt ragequit over pandas.

Achrya

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are amazing; everything you could want to be all in one handy class. Sometimes (usually) I heal but sometimes I wanna tank and sometimes I wanna rip face and sometimes I wanna call astral lazers from the sky. With my druid I've got the ability to do all those things.

That said, I'm a priest girl at heart. *Points at ticker* Both of those are priests; my original and my current.

Also I love MoP. I love Pandaren, that's why my shaman and monk are both rocking the curvy fuzzy look.

RivenV

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are awesome. Dont hate.

I would never. :flowerforyou:

Maybe if I re-up my WoW subscription I'll try a Druid, just for you.

Aww, you would do that for me? I would totally healbot you if I hadnt ragequit over pandas.

Glad I wasn't the only one who ragequit over the pandas...

firstsip

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are amazing; everything you could want to be all in one handy class. Sometimes (usually) I heal but sometimes I wanna tank and sometimes I wanna rip face and sometimes I wanna call astral lazers from the sky. With my druid I've got the ability to do all those things.

That said, I'm a priest girl at heart. *Points at ticker* Both of those are priests; my original and my current.

Also I love MoP. I love Pandaren, that's why my shaman and monk are both rocking the curvy fuzzy look.

OH! Did this become a WoW thread?

Who said they don't like Rogues? >:( /Troll Sub. Rogue

Who likes locks? A man that plays a warlock or pally is exactly what I DON'T look for (relevance to thread).

kyleekay10

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are awesome. Dont hate.

I would never. :flowerforyou:

Maybe if I re-up my WoW subscription I'll try a Druid, just for you.

Aww, you would do that for me? I would totally healbot you if I hadnt ragequit over pandas.

Yessir! But now the question is whether or not I can afford to renew my sub. I wish they would make it free already. :grumble:

Druids are amazing; everything you could want to be all in one handy class. Sometimes (usually) I heal but sometimes I wanna tank and sometimes I wanna rip face and sometimes I wanna call astral lazers from the sky. With my druid I've got the ability to do all those things.

Maybe I just get overwhelmed with the idea of a Druid. It's easier for me to wrap my head around ONE thing, haha.

(I do love that my one WoW comment spawned all of this.)

whierd

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are amazing; everything you could want to be all in one handy class. Sometimes (usually) I heal but sometimes I wanna tank and sometimes I wanna rip face and sometimes I wanna call astral lazers from the sky. With my druid I've got the ability to do all those things.

That said, I'm a priest girl at heart. *Points at ticker* Both of those are priests; my original and my current.

Also I love MoP. I love Pandaren, that's why my shaman and monk are both rocking the curvy fuzzy look.

OH! Did this become a WoW thread?

Who said they don't like Rogues? >:( /Troll Sub. Rogue

Who likes locks? A man that plays a warlock or pally is exactly what I DON'T look for (relevance to thread).

My lock was AWESOME during TBC but rarely played it in WOTLK after I discovered how much I enjoyed the druid I had neglected since vanilla. I simply didnt like Pallys or even DKs. Rogues I hated because they were constantly buffed for PVP while other classes were nerfed. Cloak of Shadows effectively made my PVP lock a marshmallow against any rogue.

Scottish_charlene_84

Sense of humour and enjoys a good night out is a given for me

ldrosophila

Sense of humour and enjoys a good night out is a given for me

But what class do you prefer him as a hunter or warrior?

whierd

Rogues? Gross. Warlocks and Druids 4evah.

Not a big Druid fan. Warlocks are pretty cool though, I suppose.

Less crazy than I expected.

The crazy probably doesn't show until you piss us off.

Druids are awesome. Dont hate.

I would never. :flowerforyou:

Maybe if I re-up my WoW subscription I'll try a Druid, just for you.

Aww, you would do that for me? I would totally healbot you if I hadnt ragequit over pandas.

Yessir! But now the question is whether or not I can afford to renew my sub. I wish they would make it free already. :grumble:

Druids are amazing; everything you could want to be all in one handy class. Sometimes (usually) I heal but sometimes I wanna tank and sometimes I wanna rip face and sometimes I wanna call astral lazers from the sky. With my druid I've got the ability to do all those things.

Maybe I just get overwhelmed with the idea of a Druid. It's easier for me to wrap my head around ONE thing, haha.

(I do love that my one WoW comment spawned all of this.)

It will never be free with Activision at the helm.

I cannot express my hatred for Activision.

zombilishious

I'm more than a little cray cray...and very dominant...sooooooo...I just want to be dominated...not in a painful way...but in a protective way...take charge dammit.....is that too much to ask?